Stupid People Podcast

All the stupid things men go through when they have to use a public restroom. Introducing the DEFCON Levels of Excretion Panic. (Gary thinks I should trademark that!) If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.inst...

Deer, racehorses, dogs, dog jokes, cats, and Gary’s way-too-long cat joke. True bestiality news item. Chris’s rationale for why PetSmart should sell leeches. This show is guaranteed to have you yakking up hairballs. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid...

Happy 70th Birthday Vince! Who’s Vince? Play this episode to find out. We DEMOLISH those incessant (and stupid!) Balance of Nature commercials. Chris does a deep dive. Probably too deep of a dive, frankly. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2...

We apologize in advance for the rapid-fire stupid jokes, puns, send-offs, news headlines, insults, and random thoughts in this episode. To avoid staining your clothes, please don’t operate heavy machinery or drink coffee while listening. And certainly not at the same time. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy...

A podcast laced with acid; a potential new rival to the PGA (and the LIV); a violent doctor vs. dentist showdown; Gary’s typical debauchery; and a special guest: our beloved producer’s iPhone. Includes another fake ad and two examples of bad bank marketing. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mi...

Chris and Gary reminisce about their dads ahead of Father’s Day, wax eloquently about their ancestry, and tease many upcoming Stupid People Podcast segments. Somewhere along the line, Gary throws in stupid sex jokes and Chris gets a D in Roman numerals. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-S...

In their first episode, “Stupid People Chris” and “Stupid People Gary” riff on drug names and commercials and introduce themselves. Chris roasts Gary, with proctologists (AKA gastroenterologists) thrown in for his measure. Plus: why were ambulances sent out by funeral homes in the past? And much, much more. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the fo...