Not Till You’re Married

…Jesus will always be there 4 me. He’s such a sweety! 28.02.2024 48:39 ↓

Karly flew back from Denver again for this episode! LISA GOT A BOYFRIEND!!! We cover one of my favorite and cherished nights staying up looking at the stars ✨…and obviously more boys.

Then he “fake” made out with me. 21.02.2024 41:27 ↓

Karly flew in from Denver specifically to record this podcast.

MY 2ND EMAIL!!! (w/ Seth Cain pt 2) 14.02.2024 51:47 ↓

Got another listener email and more conversation with Seth!

Conversation with Seth Cain! 07.02.2024 42:58 ↓

Discuss being kids in church and his thoughts on the podcast.

He can stay here and you can hold his hand and kiss him, he’s so much cuter than Dan. 31.01.2024 43:47 ↓

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Hello! How many guys do you know that love that movie! Thank you! I LOVE HIM!!! 24.01.2024 47:28 ↓

Ashley from Nashville is my lovely assistant today.

Bye Seth! 17.01.2024 22:08 ↓

I still have Mallory and Jessica here discussing parenthood and growing up in her youth group, and I finally spill the beans about my grandparents.

HI SETH!!! 10.01.2024 46:50 ↓

Thank the good dear Lord, that I have Jessica and Mallory here today with me and we discuss growing up in our youth group and read out of my yearbook.

I slow danced with T.J. Buckingham & he kissed me on the cheek! 03.01.2024 41:40 ↓

Baby Jessica turns 17! Lisa & I head back to Lake Aurora to work in the kitchen and witness a MIRACLE!…& mom still thinks I’m still too fat.

Church tonight was about myrters & it rocked. 27.12.2023 53:55 ↓

It’s the end of the Jessica & Lisa notebook! Baby Jessica is planning the loss of her make out virginity with Kyle and Lisa & I end up on the roof and prune a 🌴

Rach said she got 4 ugly girls. HA! 20.12.2023 41:42 ↓

New area code who dis? Spring Break working at Lake Aurora! I GOT THE ZOO VOLUNTEER POSISH!

Did you eat all your skittles yet? 14.12.2023 46:43 ↓

Lake Aurora! Bush Gardens! And don’t worry, I JUST realized Dan is my soul mate…

Nicole G is looking 4 you. I think she wants 2 sex u up! 07.12.2023 44:21 ↓

Haley Ann is back in my life! Lisa hopes for a kiss from Raf and him to take her to prom…Baby Jessica is planning a mix tape to send to Dan.

I can’t wait till I’m out of my corset, I’m gonna dress like a slut then! NOT! 22.11.2023 47:46 ↓

Planning our “non date” with Ben & Jonas. School shenanigans and FCAT prep.

He would be indebted to you forever. Your l♥️ve slave. Ha! Ha! Ha! 15.11.2023 43:43 ↓

Lance Bass stars in our favorite teen, show and we create blood lust fantasies of birds striking scorn in our dreams. Perfect.

Cowboy take me away…to East Garden 08.11.2023 1:00:37 ↓

Chinese food *NSYNC versus blink-182 and the school is filling with smoke… And I have a one hot health teacher. Is it a homo movie?

**Redacted** is a big dumb ugly whore. J/k! 01.11.2023 41:36 ↓

Baby J & L are just flirtin with boys they don’t even like and Mildred is 82!

Monster tits! 23.10.2023 46:47 ↓

Reading Baby Lisa & Baby Jessica’s Notebook finally with my girl Karly!

Listening 2 Oval Opus makes me yearn for Dan! 11.10.2023 39:35 ↓

Y’all Baby Jessica can’t stop and she needs to be stopped. She’s exhausting me in this episode

It’s to guard my heart & can have SEX all day! 04.10.2023 45:19 ↓

Heather & Justin get married, we have a purity dude come talk about saving yourself for marriage and LOTS OF DAN OBSESSIONS…oof!

So now I have that. 27.09.2023 47:25 ↓

Skittles. Pad Thai. Purple bras. Red skirts. Cell phone answering machines. I miss Gerry!

Guys I fucked up. 20.09.2023 1:10 ↓

But I put music in the background so I’m LEARNING!

I bought a charchol skirt. 20.09.2023 57:05 ↓

Baby Jessica found the Goo Goo Dolls address and now no one is safe….and SEXY OUTFITS!

My conversation with Bandi Morford my 9th grade science teacher 08.09.2023 56:55 ↓

We discuss how we met how I pressured her to get to church and her many adventures after she quit teaching.

I realized I didn’t want 2 let go of the 1990’s… 23.08.2023 41:20 ↓

Ashley Fernandez is back! Family cruise, Y2K, the mall and The Goo Goo Dolls. Our beloved youth minister Gerry Brooks is leaving us for Kentucky.