Mystical American Patriots Society

Panhandles and their weirdness, with some travel-goals. Hollow earth and transparent moon theory. Recent UFO disclosure. Surfing the worldview spiral. You have to spin the inverted pyramid to keep it from falling over. De-worming. The superiority of...

MAPSOC.ORG // Invasion of the DeepFake AI Reality Snatchers. The new MAPS journal: call for papers. Parallel societies. THE YEOMAN FARMER HOPLITE REPUBLIC. Perspectives on mask wearing, and the life/death interrelation. Escape the 401K slave plantation....

Graveyard blue powder spirit hole mystery. Santa the mushroom spirit. To the Angel of San Francisco, write… 

MAPSOC.ORG // Wheyfair Scandal. MAPS Merch. Greetings from New Barbados. The New Knights of the Golden Circle. Florida, the cursed land. MAPS expedition to find the California Grizzly. Coe-Vid fungal co-infection theory. Near death experiences.

MAPSOC.ORG //First Segment: A discussion of world events as death games for dying people. Decomposers consume dead things. You only need be alive to resist them. // Second Segment (00:51:00): Bigfoot and his wife. 

We discuss space travel with “actual space engineer man” and friend of show Rocketman. Topics discussed: NASA is communism. Rocketman saw and angel-or-demon entity this one time. The effects of drinking 6L of Coke Zero per day. We eventually have an...

Talking about the moon landing and space exploration with friend of the show, No. 15 CEO of Earth. Hybrid Children, Werner Von Braun, Fake Alien Invasion, The BLM Religion, Floyd Conspiracy. Moon discussion begins @ 00:59:00. 

Stories from Sumo's days in amateur sumo wrestling. A wide ranging discussion of theology and philosophy. Sumo pop-quizzes Smokestack on the most difficult theological questions. 

00:10:00 - The theory of life beginning in Australia. // 00:26:00 - How to be a genius. // 00:46:00 - Example of being a genius from the history of karate. // 01:00:00 - This is not a flat erf podcast, BUT we do need a man-centric cosmology. A rebuke of...

Sumo and Smokestack riot over rioting.00:35:00 - Sumo expounds on his theories of the problem of evil and pain. 

Holler at us on Twitter. Sumo: @FrogTroubadour // Smokestack: @SMKSTCK1 // 00:04:00 - Sumo’s map collection // 00:18:00 - Interpreting fairy tales. // 00:53:00 - Ruskin’s “Prismatic Clouds” and Aquaponics // 01:00:00 - Owls: not what they seem. The...

This episode is so rambling and discombobulated, that it defies all attempts to taxonomize it’s contents.  We do discuss retro-futurism, COBOL, Walpurgisnaght, Saints who went around in disguise, religious synchronicity, cynocephaly,  monopods,...

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00 - Designing a MAPSOC Flag. // 00:25:00 - Twitter drama review. Middle-class anxiety. The lies we believe to survive cubicle-life. // 00:40:00 - Producing Your Own Culture // 01:00:00 - Project Beta: when the Air Force faked an...

[DUBBS give us a review dude I know you're good for it.] // MAPSOC.ORG // 00:11:00: Tokamak doesn’t work. Smokestack disappointed in science yet again. // 00:22:00: The Frontier Soul of America. Craft on moon.  // 00:43:00: Nutrition is a conspiracy. Get...

MAPSOC.ORG // All about pro wrestling and  Kayfabe. Extended discussion of Kayfabe in politics, culture, economics, and religion. Special guest SUPLEX joins us from parts unknown. 

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:24:00: American capitalism is not efficient, as proven by pandemic response measures. // 00:40:00: The path of Dwarves vs. the path of Elves. // 00:53:30: The Arthurian mindset of total victory. // 01:00:00: Observational creation of...

00:11:00 - Kimono-reactionary modes of dress. Testicle sunning. // 00:15:00 - Sumo’s theory of psychological depression. // 00:55:00 - Getting started with pandemic classical homeschooling. Circe InstituteClassical Conversations // 01:08:00 -...

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:14:00 - Alchemy and John Dee // 01:13:00 - (A Long Transition into) Number Theory of Reality 

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00 - Sumo’s workout routine // 00:22:00 - Sumo’s vision of boiling Nebraska poop-fountains, and dealing with your inner rot. // 00:49:00 - Gardening in plague-times. The Vegetable Gardener's Bible - Smith // 01:11:00 - Relativistic...

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00: Giants and Nephilim // 01:08:00 Bum’s Rottweiler tries eating Sumo’s stuff. Sumo’s guide to Slab City. // 1:17:00 The Meaning of Monsters. Failed coof forecasting (such are the perils of pre-recorded podcast.) // 

mapsoc.org // 00:05:00 - A horrible and dangerous guide to opening your third eye that you must ignore and NOT DO. // 00:16:00 - Sumo expounds on chivalry AT LENGTH. // 01:08:00 - Chivalry in the age of industrial warfare. // 01:15:00 - LARPers carry...

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:08:00 - No. 15’s Biblical interpretation wiki project. // 00:19:00 - The Roots of SJW-ism… what is the soul/spirit? // 00:38:00 - Descartes ruined everything. // 01:00:00 - Symbolic dream interpretation. // 01:33:00 - Coronavirus...

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:08:30 - Affirmations / the terrible metric system / Base-1200:13:00 - Empire Blues / The American Pantheon 00:42:00 - Hops in beer are why you have man-boobs. Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers by Buhner00:55:00 - Breaking The Cathedral...

Complete Show Notes at MAPSOC.ORG00:09 - Smokestack fails at forecasting dixie doomsday. Democracy and protesting are fake and ghey. 00:21 - The Poetry of G.K. Chesterton. Poetry can and should be manly. Chesterton on love and God. Thoughts on epic...

00:08:45 - Metaphorical Ghosts / Dealing with Fear / Sinning Properly.00:45:00 - Tangent about symbolism of the iPhone.00:47:00 - People Skills: Practical chemistry for the home.00:59:00 - Edward Teller on the value of science and the moon landing. DIY...