Mystical American Patriots Society

Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery. Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more! The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter A...

America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing. Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction. The authenticity of images has never existed. The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin. What is this show about? How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving. What is enlightenment? Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven. The tr...

Melanie and writing songs about things. Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day. Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.Esau, spanking and sensitive young men. Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children? Complaints about white...

What was going on with the Tower of Babel? Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Su...

Noah’s flood, was it universal? A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis. Links: Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Cit...

Noah’s flood, was it universal? A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis. Links: Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Cit...

An American hymn. Paranormal story adventures. The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find. Are we influencers? Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public. Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset. Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Tw...

Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode. You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow. BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence. Arguing about the Shroud of Turin. The Great Male Renunciation. You’ve been conditioned by capital...

High-powered law offices and old-timey America. Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show. A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded. Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past. The SPLC situation. Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake. Sumo has boots in many puddles. Citizensh...

Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division. Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic ev...

Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation. Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing. A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything? The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current yea...

Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are...

Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world. What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens? Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian. Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government. Racism is bad. Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions. Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never w...

Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms. Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures. Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them. Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people. Numerical PlatonismDemons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings. Containment methods. The anti-meme, self-keeping se...

Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk. The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are. Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge peopleCharlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket. Everyone on the right is pretending...

What happens after the lord of the rings? Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free! How do you have a fact-less epistemology? Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from. You really can’t believe anything. Greek people are kind of swarthy. The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro. All cuisines were invented by hotels. Fr...

Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect. This is our most schizophrenic show yet. Westworld. The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad. The story is the heart of the universe. Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you. There is no anti-memetics division. Agency laundering. All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your...

Sumo wears his boots when podcasting. Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here. Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics. Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here. Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new. Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare. When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Cea...

The Renee Good situation. Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean? George Floyd and Waynel Sexton. Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches. You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone. What is it bad on purpose? Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur. Everything you fear is fake. The Sovereign Citizen position. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC....

An African pastor with a very loud shirt. Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade? Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel. Finding guns in walls. Which side are we really on and who is gay? There’s a spectrum of gays. Orgone energy and cloud busters. Politics exists to break your brain. Who has...

The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works. Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet. How to fake your own Shroud of Turin. The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection. What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders. Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof?...

The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage. Smokestack isn’t white?!People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities. White women get all the benefits. Aryans have never been worried about racial purity. Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows? Make your own opportunities. Erika Kirk, people mourn d...

An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck. Links waltbismarck.com Tortuga Media Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults).Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault. People don’t understand what America was and what it can be. No holds barred, rending and tearing and a magic circle. James Bowie’s knife, Davie Crocket was a psychopath, John Jerimiah (liver eating) Johnson and the insane bloodlust on the edge...

Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now. Talking about comics and the Hulk. Whatever you give attention to is what you create. An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it. Focus on the light, not the darkness. George Orwell, nothing ever changes, the meaning of genocide, using fancy words and foreign words in English. Yeshua, Christian hip...