Mom Swipes Left

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Carol gives a dad update and, logically, a what-would-you-put-in-your-orifice conversation follows. Also, it is established that Jen is the Queen of Urban Dictionary. And why do crotches sometimes smell like curry?

Episode 84 Promo

Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities and crotch-sniffing are covered, of course. The ladies are back, live, next week!

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Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound guy, Ben records from a car in his mother's driveway on an uncharged phone. A hat is raised to Zoomers and K-pop Stans for the Tulsa punk. The trio play a word association game lifted from Carl Jung, and then they chat with Ben's dead great-grandmother.

Episode 82 Promo

Jen has an unfortunate experience at a mammogram while Carol continues bitching about last week's sound fiasco. Carol explains her current anxiety and the ladies contemplate whether their mothers are part of Antifa. Carol's is having less sex and Jen tries to pep her up with a sandwich bracket competition. Finally, the hard truth about innie and outie assholes.

Episode 81 Promo

Carol and Jen discuss the continuing protests and the brilliant Kimberly Latrice Jones whom Carol has a girl crush on. Also, Lindsey Graham's taint moles are contemplated. The ladies play an 80's TV theme show quiz that culminates in the realization that Jen screwed up the audio. She blames it on the absent Walter and Carol has a melt-down. A pretty typical episode, actually.

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The world is exploding and we talk about it (to the best of our abilities). But there's still time to share Sharon's chipmunk assault and tips on how to tape your face for a Zoom meeting.  

Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.

Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.

Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.

Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.

This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.

Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both Karens.

Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!

Corona scams; Joel is useless; Stoned

Quarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s

Old people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper

Quarantine; disease; glory holes

Shit skids; codpieces; homemade sex toys