Mom Swipes Left

Some dumb ass suggested the Mom Swipes Left theme song sounds like a klezmer version of Salt-N-Pepa's Push It . And so, we had to see. Listen in to learn how the magic of MSL is made.

Carol announces that Jen's bad behavior causes Carol to lash out at her, and Jen admits to developing agoraphobia. A discussion about lesbian sex positions is rudely interrupted. Why did we all think we were going to die in the 70s? And what is up with Joel knowing so much about prison hooch? Lastly, how Carol mysteriously got rid of her back pain. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at...

Episode 115 Promo

They're not called yeast infections for nothing.

Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! Also, they examine Caro Verbeek's Mother's Milk Flavour Wheel and learn that they can still lactate if they can just find someone to stimulate their nipples. And so much butthole talk: the perfect dinosaur butthole, the Chinese anal Covid swabs, and poop races. Lastly, gr...

Episode 114 Promo

Why do octopi...octopuses...octopussies...get to punch fish!?! It's so unfair.

The ladies are back with a jam-packed episode. Carol laments the endlessness of winter with a ballad and Jen remembers her friend Larry King. Also, speech impediments...are they the new trend? The ladies take a deeper look. Roller coaster or sex toy? And don't forget, we all die. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 113 Promo

Jen learns a thing or two about bras. After 49 years.

So much to cover...the ladies talk conspiracy theories and how MAGATs have ruined it all, are plants animals, and is Armie Hammer being kink-shamed? Also, hear why so many Karens are in an uproar about Yankee Candle. Jen and Carol take a deep dive into smells and read a Dear Daddy suggestion that may fascinate a few of you. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 112 Promo

It was touch and go when Joel got his second vaccine.  Carol gives us the recap of that day with all the compassion she can muster.

Carol debates whether she's a not-so-secret asshole while Jen decides she doesn't want to be part of any club that would accept her. An obligatory discussion about the Capitol siege inevitably ends with Frat House Hazing porn. Explore the amazing world of animal farts and also, vaginas through history! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 111 Promo

Shhhhh...don't tell, but Jen and Carol are going to build the first Trump Library in their backyard. Stay tuned.

It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and Carol give unsolicited advice to the MBMBAM boys regarding #BeanDad, and they agree that the butthole is easily the funniest orifice.  Cucumbers, Asians, and giraffe conspiracy theories pepper a rousing game of Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity. Be sure to check out our s...

Episode 110 Promo

Musings on what "Underwear, I Give Up" may mean and also, don't ignore butt crack sweat.

Jen and Carol celebrate the no-man's land between 2020 and 2021 with ideas on how to spend your stimulus money, people who died this past year, and some new words added to the OED. Also, Carol's tits are lopsided this week and Jen's dream lover, Jazz Gaffigan, slipped her the tip. Check out our amazing show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 109 Promo

I think the title says it all.

An episode bookended by empty sacks, the ladies discuss childhood mysteries that weren't figured out until adulthood. Who is who of famous duos, and do non-asshole hippies really exist? Jen has a secret reveal and discussions of Keto-crotch and testicle holes are had. Be sure to check out our show notes and copious links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 108 Promo

Day before Christmas? Here are a couple of gift ideas for the forgotten in your life.