I Guess We Can't Have A Podcast

75. I Guess Elizabeth Holmes Has No Reason To Lie 13.09.2026 56:41 ↓

We're not pretending to be girls' girls. Dakota Johnson gets messy with MGK while Eva performs a dramatic reading of Pink's latest embarrassment.

74. I Guess Blake Sabotaged Taylor's Wedding Plans 23.07.2026 30:42 ↓

Ella gets mad about Sean Penn's stupid story, and Eva says that if the gov't isn't going to be serious, then neither is she.

73. I Guess Edi Rama Is On Albania's Last Nerve 13.07.2026 41:05 ↓

Of course Lindsey Graham dies the day we're back to podcasting.

72. I Guess Nobody Cares About That Shooting 29.04.2026 56:23 ↓

And Jack was a dusty all along.

71. I Guess Nobody Looks Good In A Jean Skirt 22.02.2026 53:31 ↓

So another white artist steals from a brown person. #justiceforangelortiz . And I guess Tyra Banks was terrorizing those models the whole time.

70. I Guess The Dow Is Over 50,000 15.02.2026 1:13:54 ↓

Whatever that means. Ella brownsplains the impact of Bad Bunny.

69. I Guess We'd Rather Be Bad Bunny's Stay-At-Home Brother 08.02.2026 39:19 ↓

Bianca Censori has a major art show in Seoul; we got Vanity Fair subscriptions to read you her plot twist.

68. I Guess What The Heck Is Nicki Minaj Doing? 01.02.2026 43:42 ↓

And Kanye is sorry again.

67. I Guess Blake And Taylor Won't Be Outshined By The Minnesota Shootings 27.01.2026 59:32 ↓

And as a courtesy, we cover the Beckham drama.

66. I Guess It's Getting Harder To Focus On Celebrities 12.01.2026 1:01:09 ↓

Except for Deuxmoi, who can't stop posting the same Kaia Gerber beach photo.

65. I Guess Donald Stole The President Of Venezuela 04.01.2026 56:18 ↓

Anyway, let's check out this Sephora haul.

64. I Guess Chalamet's Horn Won't Toot Itself! 30.12.2025 38:50 ↓

Ella rolls her eyes at punitive society while Eva is impatient to be blond.

63. I Guess This Kid Thought Busta Rhymes Was Tracy Morgan 15.12.2025 41:58 ↓

Fresh off the new Diddy doc, Ella explains Jane Austen and Eva considers a career as a horror film actress.

62. I Guess Ruining Everyone's Lives Is Uncivilized 25.11.2025 55:25 ↓

The ladies consider selling out for Bezos.

61. I Guess The Row Doesn't Want These Situationships 13.11.2025 1:00:05 ↓

Eva has gastritis and Ella makes fun of people falling in love with AI.

60. I Guess Merkins Are Flying Off The Shelves 24.10.2025 29:25 ↓

Did you know pube wigs are from the 1450s? Eva orders a Walmart Birkin.

59. I Guess Everybody's Mad About This New Album 12.10.2025 1:19:55 ↓

Taylor Swift's Fate of Ophelia is giving Satellite, and that's OK, but let's start a fund to get Olivia Rodrigo her royalties back.

58. I Guess Y'all Think We Don't Know Ball 27.09.2025 52:54 ↓

Seriously wish we didn't.

57. I Guess It's The Rapture Again 23.09.2025 59:22 ↓

Since we're not floating up to heaven with Jesus and the Tiktok weirdos, I guess we'll scroll W Magazine's London Fashion Week looks for Spring 2026.

56. I Guess Taylor and Travis Are Getting Married and Everyone's Invited 28.08.2025 55:10 ↓

Except for Blake, Kanye and Kim. So all is right in the world, especially now that Tefi's show is back. Just kidding, Trump is still president.

55. I Guess Doja Cat Is Giving Bianca Censori 26.08.2025 58:43 ↓

Ella has eye surgery and talks about herself while Eva tries to keep this episode on track.

54. I Guess Ghislaine Has A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For All Of This 13.08.2025 58:47 ↓

And Trump is all ears. Plus, the brother of Miley Cyrus explains the dark unhinged behavior of Macaulay Culkin's wife.

53. I Guess Candace And Trudeau Are Out Here Wildin' 04.08.2025 1:15:41 ↓

In this special episode, we welcome Entertainment PR Specialist Lauryn Love to help us tackle The Macrons' grievances against Candace Owens, Katy Perry's 40th attempt at a comeback this year, Substack, Pamela Anderson, and Sydney Sweeney's racist ad. Follow Lauryn Love at: https://www.tiktok.com/@lauryn_love https://lovelettersbylaurynlove.substack.com/

52. I Guess Herbal Essences Smells As Good As It Did In The 90s 27.07.2025 1:04:17 ↓

From digital detoxes to the mighty efforts of drugstore self-care products, the hosts squeeze in the time to make fun of Jeffrey Epstein's birthday card.

51. I Guess Epstein Would Have Loved That Antipasto 16.07.2025 1:07:04 ↓

We know this doesn't make sense, but does anything?