Horror and a Half

We're back! Rose is feeling 90% better, so we have reconvened to discuss spooky happenings in LA, the bone temple, the bad house, the breeder's house, and around various vampires. Then! We get into a cornfield for the 2025 adaptation of Clown in a Cornfield! Join us for economic depression, parade accidents, and saying Frendo many, MANY times. We promise we didn't burn down that factory!!!

Happy last episode of October! Do you want to learn about tank controls? How about squid reproduction? The new buffet down the street? Carrie?? Okay, what if I told you we also talk about Other Mommy? Because we do! Jump heedlessly into a ball pit with us as we discuss you scary spider wife, an awful lot of glitter, and say "Daddo" so many times.

Heads up: Rose's audio is not great in this ep, but I think it's still listenable. We're kicking off October with multiple Universal monsters (...sort of), the start of another project, an unlikely place to find the Vietnam War, and chatting a bit about Resident Evil. Then we're off to evil tennis academy for Bloody Tennis! Eat your treat and join us for the myth of cat gut, foot wounds, gross red...

Fall is finally here (ish), which means we have a lot to talk about! Or, you know, we just do our normal thing, one or the other. Kelly has the last serious Universal monster mash and pitches Rose on watching the new Resident Evil, while Rose is watching a certified horror classic and also dog stars and French films. Then we're talking Psycho III, a real weird picture about some real weird guys! J...

Halloween season is starting to kick off! You can tell, because we chat about our recent trip to Halloween Horror Nights (along with a killer mascot and another boring mummy). Then! We go to late aughts Australia to talk about Lake Mungo! Join us for spirit photography, the ethics of psychics, and the hotness of actor dads.

Kelly has some tales of scary solitaire, monster mashes, and evil tapes, while Rose has returned to both a not-so-scary Halloween party AND Silent Hill - how's that for range? Then we take ourselves to an abandoned sleepaway camp to discuss Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma! Join us as we discuss engaging with slasher movies, pitch meetings that go perfectly, and so much gummy candy. The thing...

We hit a double dose of conversion therapy horror this time, so, uh, whoops? We also talk about a Technicolor Phantom and tease some killer farm animals, so hopefully you're pleased. Then we're heading back to a franchise we haven't watched in a bit and checking in on The Forever Purge! How's that purging going? That bad, huh??? Join us as we tame a horse, split up a lot, and fail to learn many ch...

Some monsters meet, some ghosts haunt, some assassins fight, and we spend a possibly silly amount of time discussing, you guessed it, A Christmas Carol. Then we're smearing blood on our computers and vlogging for no one as we discuss We're All Going to the World's Fair! Navigate to video.com with us as we film a dumbass waterfall, ponder the life of a grown creep, and find time to argue about whet...

Quick question, friends: which host do you think has standing cannibal plans? You'll find out, and fast, on this episode! Then we're chatting for a bit about mummies in the 1970s, a pack of undifferentiated psychic dudes, queer Beetlejuice, and poor Rebecca, who definitely died tripping over a pile of rope. Then we head to remake town to watch Cat People! Join us in a depressingly outdated zoo as...

We've got some Pillion discussion, and some invisible WW2 hijinks before we go to the theater again for Obsession! Make a wish, cook a cat, walk all fucked up, read your incest book, HAVE PROBLEMS!!!!!