Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!   Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child  (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches  Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection!   10 Year anniversary of the podcast!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Thor.  This movie is semi-nope as hell, and the Hulk is pissed again, but he will helps save the day in his own way.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10   The Final Epic Episode!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Outbreak. This movie is bug nuts crazy with a side of fucked up like your boyfriend's butt sauce! So it's a fun time, haha.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!   green blooded bastard

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!   This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chao...

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03