Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.   Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:  coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum.  This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003).  This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League.  This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja.  This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lillard is even more subdued in this cut.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine.  This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners.  It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman.  This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!   Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death.  This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law.  This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster.  This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!   green blooded bastard

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater.  This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!