Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E18 (Standing in the Shadows of Love).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers.  This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers is real and he'll fuck you up!  Especially if you're a dude with your shirt off because the director is a creepy fucker.  seriously look it up.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TNG S1E1 - Encounter At Farpoint: Parts 1 & 2

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E17 (Running Scared).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is not a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E16 (Baby Love).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chocolate (Masters Of Horror S1E5).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 5th episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E15 (Suspicious Minds).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves.  In this film  Rick Moranis still has a huge cock... a huge cock, but this time gets fucking shrunk!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E14 (Fight Back).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Belko Experiment.  This is a movie wherein humans are zinging one liners while fighting other to humans... some fucking fucked up shit happens or whatever the fuck in back water wherever the fuck!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E13 (Hide Away).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bullet To The Head.  This is a movie where Stallone puts a bullet to your fucking head for an hour to fucking long long.  Plus fucking Han.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E12 (Do You Believe in Magic?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predestination.  In this movie dude is a smooth talking time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude that used to be a chick and gets him to go back in time and seduce his female self and makes a baby that is also him and the dude who is the time traveler is also the the baby/girl/dude/time traveler dude!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E11 (Alone Again, Naturally).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Evolution. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E10 (My Back Pages).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! wherein Batman is still a dick, but there are bigger dicks abound.  Something about rusted metal man!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E09 (Changes).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm: Time Wars.  This movie is not that worse than the first one and that was a relatively bad movie, but the podcast is fucking worse!  Sorry folks.  Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit(the podcast)!  I'm fairly certain that i passed out for 15 mins and have no idea what i was saying.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1966).  This movie was a pilots of sorts for the show which for better or worse rand several seasons and has a huge fanbase.  meh haha

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1).