Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban.  In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son!  Tiddies.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E04 (Escape Velocity)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's 11 (1960).  This film isn't that great, but the remake is fucking better so skip this pile of shit! haha

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E03 (The Ties That Bind).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet.  This movie is about Hatchet getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in the swamp.  Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO: Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload.  Yeah, this fucking happened.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E02 (Six of One).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 5.  This movie is about some other asshole fucks on a bridge or something and the beginning is the end is the beginning of something or other.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E01 (He That Believeth in Me).  Let's frak!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wicker Man (1973).  This movie is about The Wicker Man fucking shit up and not only getting it on but also going down...

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Unrated Extended Edition). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enter The Dragon.  This is a movie wherein humans are brought together fighting other to humans... some fucking fucked up shit happens and Bruce Lee fucks shit up.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E20 (Crossroads Part 2).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Under Siege.  This movie is like an art in motion being performed by a maestro of madness!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E19 (Crossroads).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Troll 2.  This has been called the best worst movie ever made and I think I agree.  Fucking epic!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E18 (The Son Also Rises).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis.  Yeah, this fucking happened and it's basically Aquaman's story arc from that live-action film.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E17 (Maelstrom).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  This movie is dope as hell and Leatherface will cut you up, son!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E16 (Dirty Hands).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angel Has Fallen.  This movie is the sequel to a semi fetch movie about an aging secret service badass Gerard Butler!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life).  Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battle At Big Rock.  This movie is really short and kinda fun, but it's basically two dinosaurs fucking shit up in a knife fight! Get ready for the real deal this weekend bitches! Put a smile on son cuz shit is getting real!