Fights of the Round Table

Join us for the first of two Thanksgiving-themed episodes as our resident bozos argue what is the Best Thanksgiving Side Dish. Be sure to subscribe, like, and rate. And if you like the show, tell your friends! Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami...

Welcome back to the show where five newly discovered geniuses argue over the best mask in celebration of Halloween (a little late, we know). Old, new, and iconic masks will be sized up and deemed worthy or not. You may be surprised by our choices, but nothing will be hidden from our audience regarding our decisions. Download, rate, listen, and masquerade along with us as we find the most iconic ma...

Welcome back to the show where five new-onset diabetics will argue what will become known as the best chocolate candy. Some form of audio gremlin ate our previous recording of this fight. But we, being the champions that we are, fought thru the sugar haze to bring you this masterful critique of the most fantastic chocolate candy. Download, rate, listen, and eat along with us as we all help make Am...

Welcome to Fights of the Round Table! In this episode, five dolts will argue which Disney Villian is the best. Our moderator required a hiatus, and we were lucky enough to have Alexis sit in as a special guest panelist. Listen and enjoy, as Josh butchers his job as moderator. Be revolted as 4 of the 5 panelists choose incorrectly. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and debate our...

The episode everyone has asked for is finally here!  We debate the top 16 cereals to determine the one true GREATEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME.  You won’t want to miss this one. We also invent a new type of milk and rename an important cereal staple (welcome Danger Pillows).  Come laugh at us as mouths bleed and 5 idiots go thru gallons of whole milk despite being lactose intolerant.   https://twitter.co...

Our Mascot Fight Championship Episode is here!  The winners of the previous 4 episodes face off in our first ever TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS episode.  It’s a shorter episode this time, but will finally answer the question that’s plagued mankind for decades.  “Which mascot would win in a fight?” If you’re listening on Apple Podcasts, please rate us and leave a review.  It really helps!  Thanks.  https...

The fourth installment of our mascot fight series is now live. Listen to find out which mascot from various products and services we believe would win in a fight to the death.  The winner of this bracket earns the right to join the final showdown between the other three prior bracket champions in a battle of the ages. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable S...

Welcome to episode 9 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this third round, five doofuses will argue which grocery store mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Swearingen's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the third of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As us...

Welcome to episode 8 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this second round, five schmucks will argue which cereal mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Hurth's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the second of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, downl...

Welcome to episode 7 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we will have a series! Here five imbeciles will pointlessly argue which restaurant mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (with the exception of Dobson's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the first of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usua...

Welcome to episode 6 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles will senselessly argue what the best smell is. We will use poor judgment and terrible logic to reach our conclusions. Listeners be forewarned, this will be a pun-laden podcast (We couldn't control Josh). As usual, download and listen, tell your friends, and pretend to agree with our final verdict of "Best Smell."...

Welcome to episode 5 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five morons argue to determine what activity should be included as an Olympic sport. Hold on for a wild ride as we pit current favorites against games of our own concoction. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong. Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then imagine yours...

Welcome to episode 4 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles try to determine which animated Disney movie after 1995 is the best of all time.  No Pixar movies were included. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong.  Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then have a great list of movies to watch with your kids (or by...

Welcome to episode 3 of Fights of the Round Table. Here five idiots try to determine which duo is the most iconic of them all.  You just might be surprised who wins, but you will have to listen to find out.  Download and listen because you just can't do one without the other.  They're just too iconic a duo... https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable...

Welcome to episode 2 of Fights of the Round Table. In this brilliantly done episode, we 5 dopey guys venture into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here we argue which Marvel side character deserves the title of greatest. The character must appear in the cinematic universe and NOT have their own movie. We arbitrarily chose 16 contestants; only one will be the winner.  Come join us in this episode and...

Welcome to Fights of the Round Table!  A March Madness style bracket on topics that amuse five dopey guys plus our moderator.  Essentially the only person who puts forethought into each episode is the moderator.  The other five doofuses just argue based on their particular mood at the time.  Join us for a family-friendly podcast that aims to solely amuse the guys that are talking.  In this episode...