Fights of the Round Table

We're back baby! Your favorite buffoons are here to dive deep into the gastronomical science of fast food, compare toppings, argue about sauces, and more. Tune in to find out what is truly the best fast food buger! Don't forget to subscribe and share! Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: Joh...

Hailing from Southwest Florida our brave, some would say moronic, crew have come together to share what we learned having survived Hurricane Ian last year.  We figured that having joined our collective thoughts to form one brain we could share with you, our dozens of listeners, the best advice we could give you to surviving the next hurricane.  Having faced the tragedy of this hurricane personally...

We'd say welcome to season three of FotRT but where have we been?  What have we been doing?  Some have asked (literally dozens of people), why haven't we released any new episodes?  Had we been abducted by aliens (not Edson's kind of aliens)?  Were they murdered by mob?  Were we lost in the Denver Airport?  There have been numerous theories floating about, some would say conspiracy...

Welcome to another belated episode of five morons arguing over whom we believe is the Best Bald Guy. Join us as we use little to no logic to make our arguments. We will easily be sidetracked and derailed in this episode, but what else is new? This hair-raising episode will stimulate your follicles until you are dying to pull them out yourself. Enough of the puns; listen and grow grey with us.  Or...

This week we have the delicious conclusion to the great fast food debate. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera  Fill-in Co-...

This week our incredibly unhealthy panel discusses something near and dear to our hearts…quite literally thanks to the plaque buildup and blockages, I’m sure.  Best Fast Food Restaurant.  This is only part one because for some reason we decided to talk a lot this episode. Part 2 to follow fairly soon…ish.  And you don’t have to thank us, it’s our pleasure.  As always, download, subscribe and give...

Yabba-dabba-do not miss this episode!  We discuss all things cartoon theme song as we debate which is the Best Cartoon Theme Song of all time.   As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-r...

Here it is, the event you've all been waiting for. Fictional characters wielding fictional weapons in a fight to the death. Welcome to the Hunger Games!  As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable   Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurt...

Well, we’ve reached peak narcissism.  Join us for an “exciting” episode where we get very little done other than laugh at ourselves and vote on what we think is our best episode so far.  We spend an awful lot of time thinking we’re hilarious and reminiscing about the good old days.   As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).     https://twitter.com/f...

Welcome to the final episode of Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! Thankfully this year wasn't worse than the last (it wasn't better either). Listen in as five naughty, but nice morons argue over who is the Best Christmas Character (with a twist). Follow along as we navigate crazy scenarios that pit holiday favorites against each other. Join in one last crazy sleigh ride of the year...

It’s been a while but welcome back, Fight fans!  In this episode we are joined once again by our friend Joel Martin to discuss the Best Disney Animated Sidekick…and before you send in your hate mail, yes we missed Jiminy Cricket.  Oh well, deal with it.   Hope ya love this episode…or don’t, whatever.  https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-ho...

Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots argue over what we consider is the weirdest pumpkin spice flavored item. These are all genuine items that, for some strange reason, someone felt have a market. Being the supporters of capitalism, we thought it necessary to condemn a fad just in time for the fall season....

Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable

Best MCU Fight Scene Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-informed humans argue over the best MCU Fight Scene. Spanning the breadth of the Marvel Comic Universe, we will work to debunk each other's opinions. Be forewarned that spoilers are revealed during our discussion. If you haven't watched the e...

Best Form of Potato Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-great humans argue over which form of potato is best. Understanding that this starch has so much potential is pivotal to the human race. Join us as we debate the potato from its raw state to its purest form; it's almost as though the other vegetabl...

Best Movie Trilogy In this episode of Fights of the Round Table we welcome our friend Joel Martin, yes THAT Joel Martin, to fill in for Edson to help the other nincompoops debate the Best Movie Trilogy.  We take a few liberties with what we’re considering a trilogy but it’s our podcast so, ya know...deal with it.   As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about liste...

Best Sitcom (2000-present)   Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table!  This year can't possibly be worse than the last.  Listen in as five morons and their equally moronic moderator argue which Sitcom (2000-present) is best.  Having spent the past year binge-watching streaming providers, we are anxious to rank our favorite reasons to laugh.  Fair warning spoilers are coming, but in o...

Best Team (with a Twist!) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots, and their genius moderator argue which team is best (with a twist!). Instead of just picking our favorite teams, we have created random events for each match-up. This old format, paired with these creative scenarios, should make for scintillati...

Best Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't...

Best Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't...

Welcome to FIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE where five foolish fools will fight to the death over things that don’t really matter. Today’s foolish argument revolves around Best TV/movie trope. Our six men under sixty will pull upon our vast foolishness to make choices that will leave our listeners dumbfounded. As usual download, share, and maybe even listen! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.ins...

Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five dimwits argue over inconsequential matters to help make other's lives more relevant. We will hash out which fictional weapon will be the best weapon to have. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).   https://...

Ok Fight Fans, a topic as vast as BEST CHRISTMAS SONG call for our biggest bracket yet. Join the guys (and fill-in guest) as the y debate which holiday favorite is the Best Christmas Song ever. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host:...

Don’t shoot your eye out, don’t be an angry elf. But do join in on the hap, hap, happiest episode we’ve done as we discuss the Best Christmas Movie.   https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Special Fill-in Co-Host: Jamile...

Welcome back to the show where five plorps argue over the best Thanksgiving dessert in celebration of Thanksgiving. A bonus edition of "Four Doors" is included. Feel free to download and listen to this bonus episode while enjoying the best side dish of mashed potatoes and gravy. As usual, download, rate, listen and gorge yourselves along with us as we find the Best Thanksgiving Dessert h...