Double Deuce podcast

Auman's here and we're outside! Spring has sprung! The Notes: Auman's worked in a lot of kitchens, even more than times he's appeared on the podcast! Our pirate chef friend! Auman is a model now! Instagram is for butts! #ButtsofInstagram! We remember Tumblr! We get distracted by pornography but then we get right back to fashion! Auman is a fashion icon! Wearing the Armageddon shirt to Armageddon!...

Back to zoom, but not for long! The Notes: We had a live show! We have a patreon, please give us money! We love our fans! The politics of Will singing! We got a nice letter from our live show hosts RPG! Ben has been enrolled in Game of Thrones training! They're nice people with tasty food and fun games, go there sometime! Basketball time! Go KU! Idaho is the recipient of Utah's Overflow! Will does...

Recorded live on 3/5/22 in the awesome RPG in Lawrence, Kansas! We realize it should have happened weeks ago, but Covid pushed back that timetable. Here you go, better late than never! Also, our Patreon is currently launched but pending approval so it may not be available for a day or two. We'll blast the social pages when it's ready for you to access! The Notes: We're recording live in the baseme...

Sorry, back pain, fatigue, and pain killers had Nelson low energy, but best believe the energy will be sky high at the live show this Saturday night, March 5th, at RPG! Pregame at 7:30, show at 8ish, afterparty assured. That's the first of the notes, of which we are now in! It's our lawyer (and bandleader) Spicy Beef Gaus's Birthday! Happy Spicy Beefday, Gaus! Nelson doesn't know a lot about cars!...

Will had a reading of his new play last night so it was a lazy zoom affair tonight, chickadees. The notes: My cat hates our podcast! Will's dad remains an oyster ho and does not begrudge the title! A clatter of shells in the pocket is the telltale sign of the oyster ho! Steven with a PH (Stephen)! Will is a Bee Movie lover, but he's not ready for the truth about Applebee's! Anxiety triggers! Live...

Post Superbowl Vibez! Notes: Nelson doesn't believe we have hate-listeners, just bitter enemies! Nelson's enemies are constantly plotting against him! Top 5 Nelson's Enemies Plots Against Him! Give Nelson a chicken army and he'll be running this thing! Will has covid! Will is obsessed with these chickens! Will may have covid but his cookies don't! Crypto is still a scam, your rogue AI won't silenc...

Sorry! This should have been the delayed live online episode 325, but that had to get pushed to Saturday, February 19th cause Covid! Check the fb page for event details soon! But, we're still new tonight! The notes: Live Show delay! Covid Corner! Will lives in a plague house! Will's son's school is like World War 1! Will needs to vent for a minute! Will's dad is a huge oyster ho! Everybody is a vi...

Don't freak out, you didn't miss episode 325, it's this coming Saturday night, live online, details on the pod fb page. We did episodes out of order to accommodate a "live" show, just like back in the day! The Notes: Equalizing! Will watched the new Equalizer, neither of us has watched the new Walker! Has he even fought a bear yet!? #NotMyWalker! Peacemaker! Robert Patrick costs: he's worth it, bu...

We're still zooming as covid keeps omicronning and the winter weather remains cold as balls. BUT WE'RE STILL HERE. You know what else is here? The notes!: Will sings again and delivers the threat of future singing. If it's on Patreon is it really blackmail!? We have a live online show (#325!) coming Saturday February 5t at 8-ish! Check out our facebook page and other socials for details! And we wi...

ZOOMING IN THE NAME OF! The Notes: Sorry to Applebee's for reminding everybody of that ill-conceived ass-related ad campaign of our youths! Lots of places have got the meats, honestly. Will commits Orbeez erasure, and Nelson is no hero either! Get your tests at Orchards and some meats at Yoder Meats! Kids, watch out for the beeping and for the trademarks! Will's Sports Corner Chiefs Wild Card Prev...

Dodging them omicrons, deltacrons, and unicrons, we're back on the zoom this week! Notes: We're still in a pandemic! Dodging bullets and man there's a lot of bullets out there! Matinees suck! Pizza party dinner theatre! We hope you came for a long matinee digression cause that's what you're getting! Jaq can no longer sit by and allow Will's disregard for matinee crowds to go unchallenged! Will get...

We're zooming cause it's cold and covidy out there. Take care of yourselves! Happy New Year! It's a double-sized New Years at the Movies episode! You're welcome. The Notes: Nelson's NPR opening! Elf drinking ages! Who would we be in the Lord of the Rings, or why Will is mad at his wife! Nelson is the bartender at the Prancing Pony and he's fine with that. Will has BGE (Big Gimli Energy)! Nobody is...

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it's episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our...

We're in the side room at Murf's for this year's holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will's garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad...

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson's collective "jam"! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee's bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee's bathr...

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he's watching football! Will went on a writer's retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip c...

We're zooming, which probably isn't ideal sound-wise, but we're back and we've got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will's love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your cale...

AW CRUMBS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 9! (one shy of the fabled CentenniDeuce!) Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten brand-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish, and this one really stretches the definition of the word ish, folks) episodes recorded ove...

Amber is back hanging out! The notes: Will is talking Chex Mix! Will's DMs are open for your filthiest Chex Mix erotica! Will uses butter as a sexual lubricant! Nelson is still hitting hard! Will is suspiciously dodging questions about gluten! Will is in the pocket of Big Wheat! Will is in the market for ass-to-lip balm! Will's bakery story! Nelson's DMs are open for your conspiracy theories about...

Amber Fraley's book is out and she's here to talk about it! The notes: Will is Tokyo drifting the sweet spot on the mesa! Amber's here, but not on twitter! Amber has had 7 twitters! The other ways Amber is like trump! HARD-HITTING INTERVIEWERS! We're the Woodward and Bernstein of the Berenstain Bears universe! Yakov Smirnoff was a tool of the state! The dark side of Branson! Amber is a Branson 10!...

It's the second episode goof-em-ups! The Notes: We look back fondly on 311! Will is a Banana Buttcrack! Will elucidates the reasons why he is and/or has a Banana Buttcrack! We spend more time discussing banana physiology than you'd likely prefer! The Banana Buttcrack you deserve! Nelson crafts an Applebee's ad for Stefan in particular but also for the universe! Will tries to talk about cricket! Th...

Super Dune-sized episode! DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WILL MAKE YOU DANCE and also DUNE SPOILERS! Notes: Episode 311 with the 311 Intro! Right up at the mic style! Nelson danced more than Will in the 90's! Field Days of the USA and their variance! 311 was the height of Rome! Speaking of climate disaster, time for a Dune deep dive! What did you think about Dune #DuneReview! Jason Momoa Appreciation Co...

We had to do this one on Zoom, but Jason Keezer is here! The notes: Keezer has questions from the people! Will is secretly Moldovan! Sarah is trying to kill us! What animals could we barely defeat!? Wizard Corner! Front facing wizard vs secret cabal only!? Don't go against the wizard union! Interdimensional Applebee's! Will tries to take Nelson's power! Keezer has a cool book called Field Guide to...

Second episode madness! The Notes: Will is watching you, and yes, it's creepy! Oliver is a reporter! Will's fighting his son and eyeballs are popping out of heads! A brief Deadwood reminiscence! Jason Momoa is Will's favorite actor! Will endorses Jason Momoa for public office! Nelson hits a dinger! Nelson uses giant inflatable skeletons to pull a double-reverse Sonic! Will loves fanfiction! Nelson...

Nelson is still infected but we're still here, still fighting! Sorry if it feels low energy, though. The Notes: October is the Crown Prince of Months! Fall is rad as fuck, man! Stress will kill you! Something more fun than dying of stress! Applebee's: Eat a salad, you're going to die (but not this salad)! That doesn't trip Will's trigger! Nelson watched things! Things we watched: Y the Last Man, S...