Do Film Reels Dream Of Celluloid Heroes?

Let me tell you something Mean Gean! It's time for The Reel Villain to go one on one with The Great One! It's The Iron Clawwwww (To my disappointment this is not a sequel to the secret protagonist villain in the 1997 Jim Carrey Comedy , in which a man's hand becomes sentient and goes on a murderous rampage with a blood thirsty finale where his own son must gun him down) Anyway, till next time, be...

Greetings Pilgrim's, We have played the game, now lets watch the movie. What could possibly go wrong?

Greetings Pilgrims, It's as strange as it sounds. I have returned to review Paycheck the 2003 Jon Woo movie. No really. Maybe next time I will review something from the last 10 years. Maybe.

Greetings Pilgrims, never has that been more accurate than right now this second for this movie.... It's.... The Pope's Exorcist Let me just apologise to Russel Crowe personally, you were great in other movies, but not this one.

Greetings Pilgrims, I come to you now at the turn of the tide with a review for the PM nightmare that is The Flash. Next up... Spiderverse or Hypnotic or both.

Greetings Pilgrims, This week I return to you to review the latest in the John Wick Saga.. Chapter 4... Which personally I think should have been called... "John Wick : Homeward Bound" But still... Till next time, Stay safe

Hello there.  People keep asking me if I am back... And yeah I am thinking I am. I return to you now at the turn of the tide. No more needed.

Greetings Pilgrims, As you can see todays film is the lacklustre Straight to Netflix Vamp Romp "Day Shift". I stand by my thoughts that the tagline should have been "Vamps In Da Hood" and after watching the film I can safely say that is far, far, funnier than anything within the almost 2 hour run time. So till next time, Stay safe out there,  whatever you are...

Greetings Pilgrims, Yes I am still alive, I was always going to return like the prodigal son.. Today I bring you my review of Jordan Peele's new Horror/Sci-Fi/Western... Nope.. Till next time, Where I will be reviewing "Day Shift" Who's Tagline should have been "Fang's In Da Hood", but still! Stay safe our there.

Here is me trying to make an Audiobook, it is the short story that the perfect movie Memento is based on by Christopher Nolan Enjoy

Greetings Pilgrims,  Today I review the ultra surreal but somehow hypnotic thriller Fresh. Till next time, Where I will be reviewing "Turning Red", which Ironically could have been the title for also this movie. Stay safe our there.

Greetings Pilgrims, Here it is, The film to end all films.. MY film.. The Batman! Till next time, Remember, What doesn't kill you.. simply makes you... stranger

And I'm... Back... Greetings Pilgrims, It seems just like the Uncharted franchise itself,  Just when you think I am done, I come back, like a jump scare at a funeral... To soon? Till next time where I will either be trying to wrestle with a Dog, a Lannister or a Duke (none of them sound ideal really) I am The Good Bloke With The Bad Jokes 

Welcome back Pilgrims, Today I try to understand what it means to be a King's Man and why it ever got made in the first place. This film is the definition of.. "Chaotic bad" It sounded funnier in my head. Till next time, I am the Poet With The Motive. 

Welcome back Pilgrims, Today I return to you by actual popular demand... Lets start strong with The Matrix 4... A film which is the literal embodiment of why you don't go back to your ex's... Till next time,  I am The Film Critic Without Limits 

Greetings Pilgrims', Today I look at a film that came out almost 20 years ago (I know, time! Am I right?!?!) in Candyman 1992. Will it be as sweet as any of us remember or.... something about luquish? (people don't like that do they?) Till next time, Stay safe my friends 

Greetings Pilgrims, This week I am trapped between a Rock and a Blunt place with Jungle Cruise  (come on that joke was funny) Till next time, Stay safe

Greetings Pilgrims, Today I review a movie that has a very different kind of Squad goals... it's The Suicide Squad Till next time when I will be in Cruise control.. Stay Safe 

Greetings Pilgrims, Well, that crazy boy has only gone and done it again... This time its about the not to subtle metaphor for the sands of time.. Still who ever thought of M. Night as subtle? Till next time, Stay safe 

Greeting Pilgrims, Today I review the brand new Escape Room 2: The Tournament Of Champions... does that make the first film Escape Room: This time it's heats?

Greetings pilgrims,  Today I look at the near perfect Fear Street Part 1: 1994 It's bloody fun

Greetings Pilgrims, Today I tackle the spider women herself... Black Widow! Till next time, Stay safe...

Greetings Pilgrims, Today I review Ben Wheatley's masterpiece of a thriller Free Fire.. Till next time, Stay safe  #freefire

Greetings Pilgrims.. Well, they made it, so I have reviewed it... I think we have both done things regret now... Till next time stay safe

Greetings Pilgrims, Today I review 2020's crime, action, thriller... thing Honest Thief Till next time, stay safe