Chickens Are The New Kittens

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, Beth and Chelsey discuss the movies they loved, were inspired by, or were completely obsessed with growing up. From cult classics to childhood favorites, they revisit the films that shaped their younger years and ask the big question: do they still hold up now that we’re adults? Naturally, the conversation doesn’t stay perfectly on track. Expect ran...

This week we are discussing red flags; the mildly irritating to absolutely run-for-your-life levels of concern. We agree on some, strongly disagree on others, and definitely call each other out in the process. Somewhere between gaslighting and bad texting habits, we realize a few of the red flags might actually belong to us. (Growth is uncomfortable. So is losing.) As always, we’re playing rummy b...

In this five-star fever dream of an episode, Beth reads a variety of book, show, and movie reviews while Chelsey tries to guess how many stars they were given. Spoiler: confidence does not equal accuracy. What follows? Bold assumptions, questionable logic, theatrical readings, and the exact level of chaos you’ve come to expect from Chickens Are the New Kittens. There are laughs. There is confusion...

In this wildly investigative episode, we set out to answer the hard-hitting question no one asked but everyone needs answered: wtf is actually in Kaukauna? Spoiler alert — not much. What was meant to be a thrilling deep dive into local charm quickly turns into us realizing the biggest attractions were the weather, a mildly exciting roadside sighting, and the aggressive quaintness of it all. We gig...

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, Beth and Chelsey play a game of rummy while taking turns guessing TV shows based on deliberately vague, barely helpful descriptions. No spoilers, no clarity, just fuzzy plot hints and wild confidence. As the cards stack up, so do the questionable guesses and competitive clucking. Some answers land clean, others skid across the litter box. It’s part...

Chelsey was born in the ’90s; Beth was raised by them. In this episode, Chelsey quizzes Beth on ’90s trivia to see how much she actually remembers versus what’s been replaced by chicken care schedules and cat opinions. Lisa Frank? AOL instant messaging? Boy bands that still hit emotionally? All on the table. The results are funny, chaotic, and mildly concerning. If you survived the ’90s and now li...

In this episode, we brave the beauty school haircut experience—low cost, medium anxiety, high character growth. Beth’s student clearly knew what she was doing, while Chelsey’s was… learning in real time, with confidence. We unpack expectations, outcomes, and why “it’s actually fine” is sometimes the highest compliment. Then, because this podcast has zero respect for outlines, we pivot aggressively...

This episode has no agenda. No structure. No mercy. Chelsey and Beth had a little too much wine, and go wildly off-topic, and laughing like it’s a competitive sport. Conversations start mid-thought, derail immediately, and never come back. If you’re looking for logic, buckle up… you won’t find it here. What will you get? Unfiltered friendship. Questionable life commentary. Inside jokes you were ne...

This week on Chickens Are the New Kittens, we’re talking mental health, specifically anxiety and depression, and how we manage them in our lives. We get real about the spirals, the meds, the breakthroughs, and the coping tools that actually work… and yes, we laugh at ourselves along the way, because sometimes humor is the only thing standing between you and a full-blown meltdown. This isn’t a “tox...

And we’re back! Season two of Chickens Are the New Kittens starts exactly how you’d expect: baking cookies, inhaling Potbelly subs, and laughing way too hard at ourselves. We have zero New Year’s resolutions, zero shame about it, and plenty of opinions fueled by sugar and sandwiches. It’s cozy, chaotic, and very on-brand, because sometimes the best way to start a new season (or year) is with good...

In this season finale episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, we play a hilarious round of “Who’s Most Likely To…” from who’s destined to become a millionaire to who’s most likely to get arrested. Between the laughter and accusations, we take a real look at our 2025 goals as well; the wins we’re proud of, the fails we’re learning from, and the surprise successes and failures that we didn’t expect...

Game day? Party dish? From cheeses and dips to the sacred art of charcuterie, we peck through our favorite bites and the weird must-haves that always make the table. Of course, it wouldn’t be us if things didn’t take a left turn — one minute it’s candy, the next it’s someone’s hairy legs. Join these snacks talking about snacks… with a side of unfiltered friendship. grab a bag of chips, pull up a p...

Beth and Chelsey take on what should be an easy challenge: reading song lyrics out loud while the other tries to guess the song. Spoiler alert: it’s way harder than it sounds (and way funnier, too). Between the dramatic readings, accidental spoilers, and questionable music knowledge, chaos unfolds, especially once the hard cider kicks in. Add five tiny foster kittens climbing over everything in si...

Fall is here, and Chelsey and Beth are diving into all the cozy things: pumpkin patches, apple picking, cider sipping, and s’mores by the fire. 🍂 But in true us fashion, we somehow spiral from fall fun into a deep conversation about trust issues with men before circling right back to our happy place: hoodies, hikes, and Halloween movies. Cozy chaos at its finest. Show spoilers and some explicit l...

In this episode, we deal out a few rounds of rummy while dishing on our most cringeworthy kitchen disasters. From alcoholic meatballs to fried chicken that belonged in a bonfire, we serve up mouthfuls of regret and plenty of laughs. We revisit those meals that made us question our skills, our recipes, and sometimes our life choices. When the stories run dry, we keep playing—because finishing a gam...

This week’s episode takes a more serious turn as Chelsey opens up about something she’s never shared on the podcast before: her two-year journey with infertility. From the rollercoaster of traditional methods to the emotional ups and downs of IUI, and now facing big decisions around IVF or adoption, she talks honestly about what it’s been like to live in the in-between. And while Chelsey’s been na...

Fall is in the air, and Beth and Chelsey are sipping their way through the season! 🍂 From cozy pear cider and cranberry fizz to a rich sipping chocolate, they share their favorite fall drinks that bring comfort, warmth, and a little sparkle to chilly days. Join them for laughter, stories, and maybe even a few recipe swaps you’ll want to try at home. Grab your favorite mug and tune in—it’s the per...

Fall is creeping in, and with it comes the unofficial holiday we wait for all year: soup season. In this episode, Beth and Chelsey ladle out their go-to soups, confess which ones they adore but never dare to make, and share which soups that live on repeat once the weather turns crisp. From cozy classics to bowls that feel like a warm hug, we’re stirring up all the flavors of fall. Grab a spoon—thi...

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, with our common echo because Beth was too lazy to charge the mics… Chelsey and Beth get real (and a little ridiculous) in The Art of Avoidance, and the Messy Work of Healing From Trauma. From childhood scars to teenage drama to adulthood meltdowns, the two dive into the creative—and sometimes questionable—ways they’ve learned to cope. Beth leans int...

In this episode, we face plant into the world of ridiculous purchases while stuffing our faces with a delicious Costco pizza, because clearly cooking was never an option. Honestly it’s surprising we didn’t order $90 in DoorDash to avoid turning on the oven. We swap stories about our best and worst “slothful splurges,” from the things we bought out of sheer laziness to the ones that seemed smart un...

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, Beth is flying solo, so it might be boring… unless you’re into video games (then it’s probably not). She shares her favorite games, from consoles to phone apps—because yes, mobile games count! Beth talks about how gaming has become a surprising way her family connects, from epic on-screen adventures to competitive board game nights. You’ll hear abou...

Not just a T-Swift song. A whole vibe. After a week hiatus due to a family tragedy in Chelsey’s family, in this episode Beth and Chelsey allow themselves full permission to soak in their feelings and unapologetically air out all the things they are currently hating. Everything from minor inconveniences to full-blown existential irritations. No silver linings, no growth mindset, just vibes (salty o...

In this episode, Beth dives headfirst into the emotional deep end after her therapist suggests she explore what it means to be a Highly Sensitive Person (HSP). Spoiler: it’s not just about crying during sad movies—though Beth does cry at movie trailers, opening credits, commercials, and sometimes even random songs. She talks about what it’s like to walk into a room and instantly pick up on the vib...

This week on Chickens Are The New Kittens, we’re building dating profiles for the real stars of our lives; our 6 chaotic chickens (including the loudmouths, the bullies, and the sweet baby nuggets), our 4 cats (ranging from emotionally unavailable to aggressively affectionate), and our stinky-but-stunning dog. We don’t stop there; Beth gets a profile too, complete with her 70-something-year-old so...

After a sun-soaked Fourth of July left us dehydrated, delirious, yawning, and slightly feral, we dive headfirst into the most ridiculous round of “Would You Rather” yet. Would you rather sweat maple syrup or have spaghetti for hair? Be trailed by a full marching band or give an unsolicited speech at a stranger’s wedding? Have fries for fingers? Maybe live with a mime for a year? Wear matching best...