Canned Meat Theatre

Our fifth episode!  (Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo! Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast… and More! “Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison. Voices: Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison “The Old Scouts” written by Jeff Rembert and Chet Hall (aka Joseph P. Clayman) V...

While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place! And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site! Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice) Featuring:  The Major The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair  Haiku News Wedding Bells Bail Bonds Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days. and More! “The Major,” written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia Lord...

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Remixed December 2023. Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…) Featuring: The Secret Life of the Great White Shark The Bureaucrat  Ask Your Uncle Dave Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse). and More! “The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Voices: Herve Vachon/Bob: Doug McDowell June: Jennifer Kalison Floyd: Marc L...

Remixed December 2023. Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity) Featuring:  The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)... And More! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell Voices:  Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell  Ina Trouble: Jenn...

Original Comedy. Bits and pieces lost in space and time.  You never know what's inside. Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

Remixed December 2023. Our Pilot Episode! Featuring: The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer... and More! All original material written by Doug McDowell “The Elements” by Tom Lehrer ( tomlehrersongs.com ) released to the Public Domain in 2022 Voices: Doug McDowell Jennifer...

Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist. Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox. Go Sea Slugs! Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon