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Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!  Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…  …and More! “Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Mary: Sarah Zavala Drew: Suleiman Tarrer Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  V...

Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?   Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.  Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!  Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…  and More! “Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Anna: Sarah Zavala Elsa: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison James R...

Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more! Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads…  and More! “Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Husband: Doug McDowell Wife: Rachael Tillman “Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Dee: Kimberly DiPersia Jay: Clinton Hughes “The New Product Line”...

Season two is here! We can’t believe it either. Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…  and More! “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison Tribal Man 2: Doug McD...

Happy New Year! Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned... Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).  Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2) Voices:  Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison “The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and D...

A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.) Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!…  and More! Credits and Attribution: “Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Velonia: Jennifer Kalison Ms. Wolski: Lill...

Another live show! Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy! Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator. Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida August 25, 2025 Directed by Doug McDowell Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia Curator for Next...

If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of your favorite sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It's the most fun you can have on a Monday night....

Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you. Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… The Starlight Café…  and More! “Space Travel Lottery Winners” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: It’s Kim!: Kimberly DiPersia Jane: Jennifer Kalison Dave:...

Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen! Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat…  and More! “World Makeup Finals” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Matt Finnish: Jaxon Powers Pearl Shine: Jennifer Coe Sheena: Lisa Acebo “Neighborhood Dysphoria” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Dr. Bett...

We’re back! Whether you like it or not. Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament and More! “The Night Podiatrist: Post Holiday Pain” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Aunt Judy: Jennifer Kalison “Purity Weekend” written an...

Happy Holidays!  Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever. written by Doug McDowell Voices: Metal Mike: Doc Anthony Bravo Freya Bjorgenborgensen: Freya Hunt Siggi Sigursdottir: Jennifer Kalison Horace Rutting-Pigg: Jeffrey S. Herman Dr. Inga Malmsteen: Rachael Tillman Bart Szmansky: Michael F. Lewis Monique/Andrea: Sarah Zavala Frankie...

Our first live show! Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy! Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator. Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida September 30, 2024 Directed by Doug McDowell Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis Live Stream: Tony Taylor Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimb...

Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you! Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More! “Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse” written by Jeffrey Herman Voices: Narrator: Jeffrey Herman Kara: Paige Weinsheimer Greg: Doc Anthony Bravo Barista (Witch): Rachael Til...

If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It’s like radio- for your eyes. For more information...

Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten. Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More! “Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder Heather Featherlight: Toni Deckers “Olive Garden Gangsters” written by Alex...

Our eighth episode!  We’re getting the hang of this. Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker… and More! “Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia. Voices: Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala Female Entrepreneur 2: Jennifer Kalison Male Entrepreneur: Do...

Our seventh episode!  It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway. Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) … and More! This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski. “After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. Voi...

We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances  ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it). But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode.  In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway). written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski dedicated to Kim...

Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers! Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible. Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure. written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Brav...

Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one.  Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really) Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)… and More! “A Taylor Swift Thanksgi...

While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune! Written by Andrea Howells Announcer: Stede Bonnett Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells Support us on Patreon Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon