But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Formerly cage free chickens 11.08.2025 32:42 ↓

also, i couldn't unclog our shower drain and carolyn has a casual case of stalking an instagram influencer

if you dont strong arm robbery me, then i wont strong arm robbery you 08.08.2025 22:16 ↓

also, i got new kicks, missed my 30th high school reunion & made the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life

2 kooks, a zook & some squarsh 06.08.2025 23:31 ↓

also, frankie blue (the gray menace) struck again, my fried rice is better than Panda's & we ate a 3k calorie chicken pot pie

It hurt to text & I like peeling myself 01.08.2025 32:33 ↓

also: we ate french fry pizza, frankie got a new litterbox and carolyn's thighs hurt

I ate an $82 sandwich; Subway is better. 30.07.2025 17:22 ↓

also, foot locker versus footaction

I watched Superman and there was just nothing there for me, man 25.07.2025 16:20 ↓

bring back the 1987 Mariel Hemingway!

Wash your t-shirt inside out (Day 2 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau) 21.07.2025 25:59 ↓

Have fun storming the castle!

Rich people weird (Day 1 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau) 17.07.2025 30:43 ↓

there's lots of bending at libraries, singing in the grotto, zoom o'er the enemy, & dont u hate highways with businesses on them?!

I stole from Ronald McDonald 15.07.2025 9:19 ↓

it's called restitution

Pray for butter (Carolyn's great Great Value breakfast extravaganza!) 11.07.2025 36:12 ↓

let's live like we're in the plot of an 80s high school movie!

You have good saliva flow. 09.07.2025 25:55 ↓

all i needed was a red beret

Us versus the pooping bird(s) 08.07.2025 13:10 ↓

also, How to properly buy a balloon at the Dollar Tree

Give me more hydrogenated oils! 04.07.2025 28:23 ↓

also, when did oil changes begin costing $80? & the search for yellow price tags

Put the mattress on the floor 30.06.2025 35:44 ↓

also, our votes are for sale, we spotted the bird pooper & we watched trainwreck: poop cruise

the 2 lasagna theory 27.06.2025 20:34 ↓

also, these books ain't goin' down to Mexico!

And then I went to r/bugbites.. 26.06.2025 23:19 ↓

also, remember being a kid and hearing the garage door open when your parents came home?

Double Chin Action 19.06.2025 32:51 ↓

news flash: the dmv website sucks!

You can't say mammogram without saying mamm(ary) 16.06.2025 29:00 ↓

also, Vince helped an old lady at target, we have bird poop & dead plant problems and the shrimp nerve line

HOW I DOMINATE MADDEN 95 ON THE SEGA GENESIS IN 2025 & 2026 13.06.2025 12:57 ↓

HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED IKARI WARRIORS ON MAMA?!!?

Do cats have shoulders? (and other questions we don't have the answer to) 10.06.2025 50:31 ↓

also, Vince HATED that movie sinners

Steak Mist (my Subway review) 03.06.2025 16:57 ↓

also, i watched that new captain america pelicula

That guy's not our waiter 27.05.2025 49:20 ↓

also, Lennox's downtown adventure, Vince's butt hurts & Carolyn keeps killing plants

Sunny Side Up Queen 26.05.2025 12:50 ↓

also, does your bite feel normal?

They should make bigger sidewalks 18.05.2025 34:48 ↓

bike lane? more like death zone!

HVAC Poor 11.05.2025 29:05 ↓

should i let the HVAC guys use our bathroom??