But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Lake ketchup, Fashionably late 13.03.2026 17:41 ↓

skip to 8:01 to hear me do my impression of the deep voice guy in boyz II men

The Laugh Cough & futons that we used to know 11.03.2026 20:22 ↓

i do jeff timmons really good & i also read spencer pratt's book

The fake return 10.03.2026 12:42 ↓

also, why do they make us change our passwords at work and our wifi went out

Do you floss at work? Do you cut your fingernails at work? 06.03.2026 15:00 ↓

Eating soup while standing up.

I can't pour the milk!! 04.03.2026 16:39 ↓

crouching tiger, hidden groin pain

Our Swedish heartbreak 02.03.2026 29:11 ↓

Ikea's transgressions 1-5 against us loading.. no cake, half hour standing in line, 1 cashier open, waiting on lingonberry & wait til Carolyn tells you about the toilet paper

I was trying to remove my DNA like a serial killer 27.02.2026 12:57 ↓

also, costco pizza don't be answerin' no phone

Gatekeeping $1 hot dogs (our harrowing ikea bistro experience) 23.02.2026 29:28 ↓

also, vince's loud snoring is keeping Carolyn up & our supermarket bagger put our eggs at the bottom of our parcel

need to be patted and rubbed from all angles for about 5 minutes. 20.02.2026 18:18 ↓

im not in my peak furniture building years

I've been writing Yelp reviews for 19 years & all I got was this $15 bagel (sandwich) 16.02.2026 18:30 ↓

i also played the ol' wait-it-out game at the Gross Out and won!

Hood Honey & I paid for those tomatoes! 13.02.2026 10:17 ↓

Lennox turned the big one-fo'

Starbucks drinks: 70% ice, 100% profit 12.02.2026 10:34 ↓

Whining will get you everywhere, my friends

Bread Massacre 10.02.2026 21:57 ↓

Sesame oil does not belong in the potato chip aisle, Meineke continues to suck & Swedish grounds

We watched that Neil Diamond impersonator movie w/ Hugh Jackman so you don't have to 06.02.2026 25:37 ↓

we also watched The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story & Kidnapped: Elizabeth Smart

Carolyn couldn't cut a tomato at age 21 01.02.2026 33:18 ↓

Also: she finally broke up with Hazi, she cut and coloured her own hair, we watched Claire toy with a mouse & Carolyn took civic action!

Hershey's nearly maims (handsome) West Sacramento man 30.01.2026 15:52 ↓

also: where the fat tastes good & i watched that movie Train Dreams

I vanquished my White Whale 28.01.2026 11:55 ↓

also.. when did we become better than ground pepper, i walk up to the drive-up ATM, bone-in boneless ham, $25 shampoo, $1 a pound ground beef & this is my Graceland, sir

Tron: Ares ares a terrible movie 23.01.2026 9:45 ↓

a barefoot Jeff Bridges , the villain uses AOL instant messenger & separating the art from the artist

Vince did shrooms (coffee) 20.01.2026 22:37 ↓

also: the 30 minute drive of shame back to Citrus Heights & reaching 3rd base in cat.

Onions: The most labor intensive vegetable (Our onion stand) 19.01.2026 24:16 ↓

We volunteered to give out food to those in need in 34 degree weather at 7AM on a Saturday

Predator: Badlands - A predator with daddy issues 14.01.2026 8:14 ↓

i also watched running man (horrible) and sisu 2 (fun!)

Billy Joel is ugly, writes terrible lyrics & his voice is nothing special (and other stuff I learned watching his 5 hour doc) 09.01.2026 10:26 ↓

and bill is a real estate novelist!

Ground beef on my Persian rug (30 hours of misery) 05.01.2026 13:56 ↓

remember to give youself some grave...

Lennox challenged my Alpha Male Supremacy 31.12.2025 11:51 ↓

Also: my love language, beginning emails with Good Morning & beauty school never went

Boba Bullets 30.12.2025 7:10 ↓

fun fact: my 7th grade science teacher mister bird was in top gun