But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

A Very Merry 3 Kielbasa Christmas 18.12.2023 26:38 ↓

and has our neighbour been faking her scottish accent?

I went to The Habit by myself and ate 2700 calories and spent $31 (My review) 14.12.2023 34:22 ↓

Their burger is okay but their fries, onion rings, and shake were guuud

The Naughty & Nice Neighbor List 11.12.2023 25:37 ↓

NO BLUEBERRY LEMON LOAF FOR YOU!!!

Panda's new Chili Crisp Shrimp is guuud 04.12.2023 16:03 ↓

also, i stole a bunch of sauces from The Panda

On Thanksgiving we got $78 worth of food at Jack in the Box and we have zero regrets 27.11.2023 22:37 ↓

but we had a $15 off coupon okay, mom?!

We opened Lennox's Christmas present 6 weeks early then wrapped it back up 19.11.2023 38:31 ↓

Also, we put our xmas tree up on Nov 9.. was that too early?

Our Metro PCS sales lady wasn't evil she was just dumb 14.11.2023 33:11 ↓

She wrote in pink ink!

Carolyn defaced public property and won't 'fess up 14.11.2023 28:15 ↓

Also, Lennox got a new phone (his 3rd in a week)

I took Lennox and his friend to a college football game - we left at halftime 12.11.2023 13:43 ↓

Lenn's friend ate his fries with honey mustard

I got Lennox a free electric scooter by whining, complaining, and lying 05.11.2023 30:13 ↓

We also got flu shots and went to a wedding party with an open bar

We went to Les Mis and I told a foot tapper behind me to STOP IT twice 30.10.2023 53:39 ↓

We also ate at Mikuni

We ate Domino's crappy pasta so you don't have to 24.10.2023 16:38 ↓

Carolyn did a bang, Vince did a bang bang

I got a $70 bill down to $40 because I asked nicely 21.10.2023 27:38 ↓

I also review that new Arnold doc and that Naked Attraction show

Our favorite Thrifty ice cream flavor as a kid, an 80s and 90s starter pack, and my wife was born an old soul 20.10.2023 16:26 ↓

Plus, how much did a scoop of Thrifty ice cream cost in the 50s?

We watched that terrible new Mission Impossible movie so you don't have to 19.10.2023 13:40 ↓

Tom Cruise is old, too old!

We got scoops of Thrifty Ice Cream and were transported back to the 80s and 90s 16.10.2023 21:20 ↓

plus we had some bomb Mexican food

Don't take the last item on the shelf 08.10.2023 17:51 ↓

also, going out to breakfast is dumb and a ripoff

Never order fries at a taqueria 08.10.2023 14:01 ↓

if you see a red and yellow color scheme, stay away from the french fries!

My mom and I spread more of my dad's ashes 02.10.2023 31:04 ↓

The bok choy incident

How to handle tooth pain like a real man 26.09.2023 13:30 ↓

The Ethan Fiasco

The Wedge Salad should not exist 25.09.2023 19:56 ↓

the wedge salad is aesthetics over function

Flossing with 1 thumb is hard 22.09.2023 42:40 ↓

plus, my wife treated me like a hooker! my medium op-ed column: https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/i-side-with-the-streamers-because-i-side-with-reality-dfba23304a4e

Even though we're not young and have no friends we had fun at the upside down Pringle which serves beer 18.09.2023 15:48 ↓

if i operated an 80s cover band id open with pour some sugar on me

The Thumb Laceration Chronicles: Volume II 12.09.2023 36:04 ↓

it's only 10% of your fingers but it's 85% of your livelihood plus we ate vietnamese food

I Sliced My Thumb Open with a Box Cutter 10.09.2023 18:44 ↓

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