AS THE WORLD BURNS

Absolutely — here’s the funny, spicy, sassy Mr. Tea-style blurb: MR. TEA: THE J-SIXERS, THE SLUSH FUND & THE 1.6 BILLION DOLLAR “EXCUSE ME?!”  Mr. Tea is back, and baby… the tea is not steeped — it is boiling over the Capitol steps. In this episode, Mr. Xcellence pulls up with the hot cup and asks the only question that matters: who looked at January 6th and said, “You know...

 MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷   Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company.  In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough...

 MR. TEA: THE GOLD BALLROOM, THE BILL, AND THE AUDACITY  Welcome back to Mr. Tea, where the cup is hot, the shade is steeped, and Mr. Xcellence is absolutely not letting this one slide. Episode 2 pulls up to the White House ballroom drama with one simple question: Who ordered the gold room… and why does the taxpayer keep smelling the receipt?  Trump said “no taxpayer money.” Th...

 Episode 1: Spirit Airlines — Rest In No Spirit Ladies and gentlemen… pour one out. Not for a legend… but for an airline that had the audacity to charge you for oxygen and call it a deal. In this episode, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the alleged downfall of Spirit Airlines — from “bare fare” to barely surviving, from “budget travel” to “emotional damage with wings.” We’re talking:...