An Animorphs Book Club Podcast

We discuss “The Proposal.” The Animorphs come up with a plan to cancel culture Visser Three’s celebrity BFF by annoying him so that he acts annoyed. They anoint him on accident. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Prophecy." Aldrea begins sharing Cassie’s mind (but not body) and says “I am from the Hork-Bajir Chronicles.” They team up to destroy Yeerk Wyoming. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We watch too much of the Animorphs TV show in one day and then complain about its confusing episode order. 0:00 - 08 “The Alien” 12:18 - 09 “The Capture, Part 1” 19:36 - 10 “The Capture, Part 2” 37:54 - 11-13 "The Reaction," "The Stranger," and "The Forgotten" Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: A...

We discuss the Animorphs TV show episodes based on Books 4 and 17. 0:00 - 06 “The Message” 8:44 - Struggling to find the next episode on Freevee because they’re all labeled wrong 10:40 - 07 “The Escape” Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Illusion.” It's a really good book about a boy getting tortured for two hours, but it’s impossible to understand if you haven’t seen the Smosh Ninja Turtles video or JoJo Part 1. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Separation.” the stinky starfish book Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We finally discuss more episodes of the Animorphs TV show. 0:00 - 04 “On the Run” 19:25 - 05 “Between Friends” Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Conspiracy.” The Animorphs kidnap and tie up a teenage girl in order to save a Yeerk's life. It’s the best book ever if you just change the plot of it in your head. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Reunion.” It’s happening again. Marco’s mom is back, and so is Visser One’s aquatic clown companion (who learned to fly). Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We read and discuss "The First Journey." It's a "direct a very stupid character through limited decisions" type book. You join the Animorphs, and they all hate you. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “Elfangor’s Secret,” the most unhinged Animorphs book yet. Jake finally dies again, for real this time. Then Adolf Hitler shows up. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Sickness.” Cassie becomes an eel-sized eel and a Yeerk (she has the ability to morph to different animals). Then she performs surgery to remove the yams from Ax’s feet. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Experiment.” Visser Three stole all the golden bananas again. We have gone zero books without the Animorphs pooping on their enemies. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Exposed." Nothing in this book was entertaining. We meet a new antagonist named The Drode, whom the Animorphs exclusively refer to as "The Prune." Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Attack.” Kapplegate has temporarily returned to explain the red eyeball thing before letting ghostwriters take over most of the series, so it's on like Donkey Kong. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the first ghostwritten Animorphs book, “The Extreme.” Then we briefly talk about the second Animorphs graphic novel and some excerpts from a Kapplegate interview. Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Suspicion” and then play the Animorphs board game. Rachel is suspiciously clean. They surprisingly didn’t vore the Helmacrons in this book. The board game discussion starts at 1:34:17 Listen to our music: https://mushymustard.bandcamp.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Pretender.” There’s gay in this book somewhere. The Animorphs continue their mission to save the world before finding out that the world is Visser Three in morph. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

In this Animorphs book, we learn the backstory of Doctor Hamee, Aldrea, and a very long Yeerk. Mustard had zero issues with this book for some reason. See our Arn drawings which we discuss in the episode: https://twitter.com/AABCpodcast/status/1845844332214910998 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Solution." In the final part of the David trilogy, the newest Animorph goes on a murder rampage and is stopped thanks to a plan by Casey the Briefcase Sidekick. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

Before reading the next book, we decided to check out the first three episodes of the Animorphs TV series: "My Name Is Jake, Part 1," "My Name Is Jake, Part 2," and "Underground." Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast An Animorphs VHS Club Podcast

We discuss “The Threat.” Jake goes into the deep web, and the Animorphs go into a vent like in the hit game Among Us. There’s also Andalite penetration. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Discovery.” ​​A new Animorph, David, talks to Visser Three in an AOL roleplay chat and sells his Minecraft coordinates to the Yeerks. David is evil since he likes Megadeth. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Departure,” which is the best Animorphs book. You should go read it. There is lots of talking and philosophosizing, and Marco’s body regenerates. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “In the Time of the Dinosaurs,” the first real Megamorphs book. The Animorphs go to dinosaur time, write the Bible, and grow old eating broccoli with the crab people. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast