Zombie Eaters Podcast

Rosie sits down with Hector and discusses Bad Bunny, BiPolar and Bananas in the fridge.

Paulie Phirm rambles about the NFL, the idiots in the White House and Portland, Oregon.

Paulie Phirm sits down for a special episode from Nevada with Devin and Sam Kelley

Paulie discusses Kendrick Lamar & Drake beef, Mother's Day, and yelling Chinese at people who aren't Chinese. Or Asian.

Don't be a Karen, with your moose knuckle poking out of your yoga pants.

Trump gets that he is missing his wife's birthday because he's in court for paying off a porn star he had an affair with.

The city of Buffalo still sucks. Taylor Swift is amazing. Why do people eat grits?

Paulie sits down with Derik "Dickout" Boyer and discuss Diddy, politics, and lots more. Enjoy.

Paulie gets caught laughing at a hobo during a windstorm, confronts a reckless driver outside of a Shakey's Pizza while his girlfriend's Blizzard melts in his car, and gives advice to his wealthy friend that always bitches about the cost of living in Southern California.

Paulie discusses activities for the colorblind, the most depressed person he has ever met, and horrible human behavior. Enjoy.

Socal is soaked again, and Asians are on the road. Paulie Phirm takes a deep dive into the horrors of driving while Asian in the rain. Then later, asks the LGBTQ community to take a step back and relax. Enjoy.

People of Buffalo, you classless, miserable human beings. You boo Taylor Swift, and on top of it, you do what you do best...lose.

Too Sweet Lambrusco's Season 3 Premier! Only one Lambrusco today, but Paulie Firm has a lot to talk about including a broken wrist, white privilege, and cops with a sense of humor!

Today, Billy Long Loins comes own armed with an inferior poo which Paulie quickly annihilated. Later, Paulie tells stories from his families vacation which was a strange, annoying journey not from Milan to Minsk, but instead from San Diego to Santa Cruz.

Billy and Paulie discuss how to turn a genre of music and they people that listen to it into one single, individual entity that encapsulates how terrible they are. They then turn their attention to the sickening revelations of Ari Spears and Tiffany Haddish; Paulie does evoke the positive side of the unfortunate situation and how it getting rid of a woman as annoying as Tiffany Haddish is for the...

Lesbian weddings, bathroom interrogation, weird farts, and pre-planned flatulence as a means of hazardous war. 

Long Loins discusses reading music, Paulie only cares about sightseeing, causing wine envy, golf course cowboys, and ending disputes with a pistol. 

Rosie comes across an angry shopper at Trader Joe's who encounters something they are unhappy with and turns a delicious ice cream into something not so delicious. 

Long Loins had a tough week...

I sit down for a conversation with Oddball Foundation CEO Jason Wright

Paulie and Long Loins get into the laborious chore of going to the doctor, condolence and gravy shaming, and the state of the current culture. Later, Paulie tells a great story about his father. 

Long Loins and Paulie talk about the worst shit Paulie ever took, a solution to priests fucking children and Long Loins new Prius. 

Long Loins are Firm discuss almost disastrous miscommunications, family vacations, bribing cops with food, and Firm finally getting out...

Long Loins and Firm are joined by Robin and discuss pants-shitting sneezes, getting Shanghai'd, farmer's markets, and the crunchy new friend that Rosie made. 

Zack, Rosie, & Derik discuss the conventions of brunch and people's behavior at buffets, proper restroom and fart etiquette, and Zack begs to find out the truth about the priest. Later, Rosie talks about how he ended up on a cross country flight on Viagra, horseplay leading to a DUI, Zack spends several minutes forcing Derik to eat fart, and Rosie puts the final nail in the Liquid IV coffin.&n...