Zbrojovkast

Pitch invasions, the Little Butcher, meat reviews, 90s tunes, local leagues, music of the Olomoucký kraj, and some football! 0.00 - opening 1.30 - Opava and Prostějov 8.10 - Prostějov local band 11.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Vysočina Jihlava 20.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 32.25 - SK Líšeň vs. Zbrojovka 43.50 - Vrabec Review 46.25 - Beer of the Podcast 50.30 - Varnsdorf preview 57.45 - outro

After one game we're certain to be champions. This and other hot takes, including pink gin hipsterdom, Ben's Prague shock, the Grim (not the Harry Potter one), misnumbered fullbacks, a smackin' of Hacken, and much more! 0.00 - intro 1.50 - FC Táborsko vs Zbrojovka 10.50 - Beer of the Podcast 15.25 - So what's the deal with... Tábor? 22.00 - SFC Opava preview 28.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 37.40 - FK Prostě...

WE'RE BACK! A season preview, a 2.Liga quiz, "session mead", the right can't meme, a 44-year-old legend, an elegantly-placed harp, gig plugs, and some football stuff as well. 0.00 - intro 3.30 - Ins n' Outs 14.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.10 - 2.Liga Quiz 32.20 - Beer of the Podcast 38.30 - MAS Táborsko (and the season in general) preview 49.55 - outro

It's the last episode of the season and it's all about the goals. Many goals. Mainly from Adam Hložek. Aside from that there's an end-of-season quiz, Jack Rodwell stealing a living, Matt LeBlanc is yer da, a Bohemian lullaby and all the rest of it. 0.00 - opening 2.05 - Zbrojovka vs. SFC Opava 13.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 20.55 - Sparta Prague vs. Zbrojovka 31.00 - Railway Station Jingle 33.25 - Beer of...

2.Liga here we come! We drown our sorrows with an excellent BotP, look at what happened and the situation surrounding ownership of the club, as well as talk about Salernitana, the Scottish Premiership, covid confusion in the UK, Twitter banishment, and there's a genuinely excellent Leicester striker / Czech village pun. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Mladá Boleslav 10.15 - Ownership Chat! 18....

As the end shudders ever closer, we look back at Slovácko, Teplice and Baník, and forward to Boleslav and Slovan, all via a superb Beer of the Podcast, a serious Hot or Not, a Leoš Janáček biography, Ostravan exclamation marks, and a spot of George Harrison. 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Slovácko vs. Zbrojovka 7.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Teplice 17.00 - Petr Čech & Roger Taylor, and Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka 2...

A fantastic episode featuring two games, a quiz, a station jingle, a sparkly sponsor, mail-order beer, shirt-based charity, some previews, bad Yiddish, a post-outro Easter egg and all the usual nonsense. Hooray! 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Dynamo České Budějovice vs. Zbrojovka 9.45 - ČB railway station jingle 13.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Pardubice 23.25 - Quiz time! 28.00 - Beer of the Podcast 33.05 - Tepli...

A point against Slavia, giving the ref some Vágner love, SOR BET, the "toughest job in football", history is bunk, Jan Ježek, Wedos derby preview + the Horse Boys, Erik Lamela's rabona DVD, a backfiring April fool's joke... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia Prague 16.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 28.50 - České Budějovice preview 38.30 - Beer of the Podcast 43.35 - Pardubice preview 51.20 -...

Two games, a quiz, ZOOORRRAAANN vs. Zorvan, the Brno Pet Crematorium, the Remarkable Appearance of Scott Brown, raspberry weissbier, Pete Waterman, Cameroonian email nonsense, an impromptu duet and a whole bunch of cellos. 0.00 - opening 2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jablonec 9.50 - Quiz! 15.00 - Příbram vs. Zbrojovka 31.30 - Beer of the Podcast 35.35 - Hot? Or Not?! 44.50 - Slavia Prague preview 1.01.25 -...

A quite remarkable revelation about Příbram, a welcome beer return, railway station jingle, Fortune Bassey's mum, the Aberdeen manager search, falsetto noises, a car park full of chickens, and a vanishing bus. Oh, and some Zbrojovka too. 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Plzeň 11.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 20.50 - Karviná vs. Zbrojovka 29.55 - Karviná anecdotes and railway station jingle 37.10...

We investigate "those murky situations" with actual journalist Martin Vait, as well as looking back at what might have been vs. Zlín and Sigma. There's all the usual waffle as well. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Zlín 13.40 - What a VARce (with Martin Vait) 25.00 - Beer of the Podcast 30.40 - Sigma Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka 38.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 51.55 - Viktoria Plzeň preview 59.25 - Teplice (cup...

A win! And a loss. Berkovec, beer, Bohemka, bloody VAR, Blansko, Brighton and boy oh boy so much other stuff! We look forward to two derbies, have a visit from a Russian, shamelessly promote pints, have a sing-song round a piano, discuss the Weetabix Controversy... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.50 - SFC Opava vs. Zbrojovka 12.30 - Beer of the Podcast 18.50 - Bohemians vs. Zbrojovka 26.10 - Railway st...

Some pyro, no party as we play Mladá Boleslav and Slovan Liberec, there's a literal surname, a terrible Fleetwood Mac tribute, the glory of the Golden Dustbin, and an Argentinian village, plus previews and all the rest of it. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Mladá Boleslav vs. Zbrojovka (apologies for the minute of mic crackle from 3.10) 12.35 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec 36.10 - Beer...

Zbrojovka have played under many names down the years, so we have a bit of a look at that in a special history section of the pod. We're also looking forward to the return of league action as we preview the next two games, plus a bumper Hot or Not, a squad update, some bonus Hrabal, and an unexpected singer... 0.00 - intro 2.05 - squad update 13.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 29.30 - Mladá Boleslav preview 35...

It's the mid-season break, so let's have a look at what's gone well (a short section), and what's not gone quite so well (a rather longer section). Plus the necessary return of Manager Chat, and a railway station jingle to make everything a bit lovelier. Oh, and we're using a different mic as an experiment, so apologies for the rumble. Back to the regular setup next time. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - The...

Zbrojovkast talks to Jan Hlavica, FCZB centre-half and thoroughly nice chap about his unusual career so far, playing with Zbrojovka and his previous clubs, car-pooling with Pavel Dreksa, Ondra Pachlopník's haircut, Zoran's unusual Czech and much, much more. It's longer than usual but totally worth it. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - early career, Sigma and lower-league loans 16.20 - moving to the USA 37.50...

Slavia (good), ČB (not good), jingles (good), midweek 2pm kickoffs (not good), beer (good), Švancara (not good). All these 'insights' and more, right here! 0.00 - opening 1.45 - Slavia vs. Zbrojovka 10.00 - Railway station jingle 14.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Dynamo České Budějovice 20.35 - Beer of the Podcast 25.45 - Pardubice preview 31.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 44.10 - Slovácko preview 51.50 - outro

Crosby/Martin confusion, Příbr-urghOhGod, footballers in banal settings, the Pints Derby, two previews and all the usual fripperies. 0.00 - opening 2.15 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram 14.30 - Slavia Prague preview 22.25 - Beer of the Podcast 27.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 39.35 - Dynamo České Budějovice preview 48.30 - outro

We talk to actual footballer Chris Cortez about joining Příbram and other adventures, there's the small matter of BRNO ACTUALLY WINNING, plus all the usual waffle in this (slightly) extended episode! 0.00 - intro 1.30 - Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka 16.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 27.40 - Meeting US striker Chris Cortez: from Phoenix to Příbram via Thailand and Denmark 55.30 - Beer of the Podcast 1.00.00 - FK Příb...

Who worships Gary Mabbutt's knee? Does Andy Considine look good in lipstick? How far can a bomb throw a turnstile? Does Eion Jess? While there's no Czech footy, here's some nonsense about the teams we left back in the UK. 0.00 - opening 1.20 - Wrong Answers Only + Coventry City: a potted history 16.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.50 - Aberdeen in five ridiculous moments 36.10 - The 1987 FA Cup Final 45.45 -...

Karvina disappointment, Šustr: the very poor man's Jordan Pickford, Jihlava scrappiness, cherry beer, quizzes, Jakub gets rivetting and more! 0.00 - opening 2.10 - quizzes, part one 7.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Karvina 19.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.45 - quizzes, part two 29.45 - the Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín 33.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jihlava 40.10 - Beer of the Podcast 43.30 - quizzes, part three...

There's a lot to talk about in this episode: Sigma, Viktoria, a big Serb, a new winger, a lack of Chinese takeaways, how sound effects work, hurdy-gurdies, Yulianovsk Tractor Production Soviet no. 702, a lot of standing around... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Sigma Olomouc 13.30 - The Adventures of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín 17.05 - Beer of the Podcast 23.20 - Railway Station Jingle...

We're given a bit of a shoeing by the ševci, there are hardware issues (apologies for that), Jakub makes a fish-based error, the Hero of Istanbul(tm) gets a song, and more! 0.00 - opening 2.50 - Zlín vs. Zbrojovka + general disillusionment 19.10 - Sigma Olomouc preview 26.00 - Beer of the Podcast 30.50 - The Continuing Story of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin 34.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 48.10 - Viktoria Plzeň...

Welcome to Wedos Presents: Zbrojovkast! We look back at our opening two games, hear from an old friend, experience liquid cake, get our hip-hop on, and (once again) ask for your help! 0.00 - opening 2.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta Prague 14.45 - Beer of the Podcast 21.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Bohemians 32.50 - The Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin 36.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 46.25 - Fastav Zlín preview...

It's an awards show special as we try to make sense of the season just gone. Goal, player, moment, fuck-up and more (of the season), plus the regular bits and pieces. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - awards nominees and Goal of the Season 9.50 - friendly fixtures roundup 16.30 - ins, outs and squad news 26.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 33.30 - Beer of the Podcast 39.00 - The World Famous Zbrojovkast End of Season Award...