Zbrojovkast

Je to trochu Škoda as we get only a point from Boleslav, then Zbrojovka it up against Viktorka. But never fear! There's also spear-lobbing, museum-touring, beer-drinking, mailbag-reading, game-previewing and other-things-doing. Also David gets to use the word carpetbaggery, which pleased him no end. 0.00 - intro 1.25 - Mladá Boleslav vs. Zbrojovka 7.45 - What's the Deal with... Mladá Boleslav? 14....

How was your winter? Slightly worse now. We're back! Ins n' outs, previews, a little quiz, Slovak microbrewing, Fence Update(tm), a New Orleans jazz legend... and more! 0.00 - opening 2.10 - winter break updates 12.30 - Mladá Boleslav preview 22.40 - Quiz Time! 30.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 41.20 - Beer of the Podcast 45.20 - Viktoria Plzeň preview 53.40 - outro

2-3, 3-2. Not a crap version of the Chuckle Brothers, but some recent scorelines. We dig into the wheres, whys, and what the fucks of FCZB's last couple of games, plus try a custardy beer, learn about ČB, have a rant from Sam, hear David audibly lose the will to live during one of two quizzes and, y'know... more! 0.00 - opening 2.25 - Dynamo České Budějovice vs. Zbrojovka 13.50 - What's the Deal w...

SNICK! That's the sound of the Little Butcher's goalscoring knife slicing through defences. We discuss that guy, the other guys, the goals, the other goals and more, including VAR in Scotland, soccer in the PNW, local cider, Pak Bean, giant pencils, defensive replacements and such and such! 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Hradec Králové and Pardubice vs. Zbrojovka 12.45 - What's the Deal with... Eastern Boh...

It's a busy life in Zbrojovkast Towers as we head to Jablonec and back, see a strange game against Sparta, and drown our sorrows with two (2) Beers of the Podcast(s). Plus: the Dandytown Hornets, a scary mask, jewelry, a brass section, cats, a rare and unexpected mention of Eupen, and much, much more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Beer of the Podcast (part 1) 4.25 - FK Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka 13.45 - What'...

Opponents in yellow and blue feature heavily: Zlín, Teplice, Rosice sort of. PLUS: a sprucey bonus, War (Edwin Starr actually), elected representative Marek Fišer, The Queue, modern architecture, some lazy Alli/Henry stereotyping, billowy nets... and more! Oh, and craftycoon.cz for your pints. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Trinity Zlín vs. Zbrojovka 12.30 - What's the Deal with Zlín? 20.35 - Hot? Or Not?!...

Zip! Clang! Bosh! That's the sound of us ripping through the topics in this episode, packed with footbally goodness, including (but not limited to) pints with Darren Huckerby, Rosice's rockery, the Falta experiment, Ostravan mantras, an unexpected Soul II Soul encounter, GOLF SHOT, and more! 0.00 - opening 1.15 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia Prague 8.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 16.30 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka...

Only one game to report on in this episode, but it was a goodie. As well as that we've got a dodgy beer, the Blue Brazil, squirrels, FCZB as Leicester City, a quiz, yoghurt, the theme from Stingray... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Mladá Boleslav 14.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.40 - Slavia Prague preview 38.45 - Quiz time! 47.05 - A word from our sponsor 47.50 - Beer of the Podcast 54.10 -...

Points! Goals! Amazement! After two games, everything's going suspiciously smoothly, and we've got reports from both, previews of course, plus a new feature, Olomouc history, "fucking twee shite", a warm riot police welcome, rough beer, a new member of the fan fraternity, and a delicious Nick Drake pun. 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovácko 9.55 - Sigma Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka 20.50 - What's...

WE'RE BACK! Yes, series five is here, and what's in store? Well there's so much to bang on about we've gone slightly over our normal one hour to bring you all of this... 0.00 - opening 2.15 - Ins n' Outs 15.20 - 1.FC Slovácko preview 25.45 - Beer of the Podcast 30.55 - Your Questions 45.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 59.25 - Sigma Olomouc preview 1.08.10 - outro

It's the last episode of the season, so we have a look back over the last couple of games, round up some unusual stats, have a quiz, hear some bloke singing in Spanish, salute an LGBTQ+ trailblazer, and watch Thomas Muller hoy a trophy over a fence. 0.00 - opening 1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Prague, Chrudim and Tábor 10.05 - the state of play in the 1. and 2.Ligy, and the playoffs 23.40 - Stat Atta...

A promotion special with fellow Gentleman Ultras John, Ben, Pavel and Julia as we discuss Vyškov, Třinec and Vlašim, have a retro Beer of the Podcast, bring all the Hot or Nots, decide on our Moments of the Season, and take part in a game of "Ústí player or Communist?". 0.00 - opening 1.45 - MFK Vyškov vs. Zbrojovka 12.00 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek 15.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Třinec 28.40 - Beer...

Six scored, none conceded. Žižkov, Přibram and Varnsdorf all beaten, three more matches coming up in quick succession. Hamburg beer, Ota Kohoutek, a quiz, MLS derbies, an Aberdeen update, sausages, škvarky, fruitcakes, snow, shots, and the return of Vrabec Review! 0.00 - opening 0.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram and Varnsdorf 8.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.25 - Beer of the Podcast 25.40 - Viktoria Žižkov vs....

WE'VE FOUND IT. The worst BotP of all time. Possibly. Laugh at that, and at FCZB who lost to a very good Líšeň side. That plus some previews, old-Yorkshire-woman-violence-fermentation, Infantino awfulness, a mysterious seat, Scotland supporters' awards... and more! 0.00 - intro 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň 15.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 30.35 - Přibram přeview 36.50 - Beer of the Podcast 42.50 - Viktoria...

The 2.Liga returns! It's cold but we're warmed by goals, Filip Blecha, a South Yorkshire Hungarian, bicycle kicks, Dalibor Janda, the promise of Buckfast, and an iguana called Agáta. 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov 12.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.50 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek 25.00 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka 33.10 - What's the Deal with... Jihlava? 42.20 - SK Líšeň preview 51.35 -...

Football's back! So too are all your favourites, plus a quiz, a Farage insult for the ages, Blur and Rebecca Black references, Bad Guy Scotland, two previews, and a new and confusingly mystical segment in which Sam just stares at David in confusion. 0.00 - opening 1.20 - Mid-season friendlies recap 8.00 - Prostějov preview 17.20 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek 20.40 - Beer of the Podcast 24.20 - Qu...

Corruption, sleaze, embezzlement and so forth in a story you won't have heard. Unless you're Czech. Plus Stephen Glass, the Sheffield Shelley, beers, celebrations and more 0.00: intro 4.00: Operation Cockroach 14.10: discussion thereof 20.55: Hot? Or Not?! 32.30: Birthday XIs 44.20: Beer of the Podcast 49.10: an unfortunate postscript 55.50: outro

The state of play in the 1. and 2. Ligy, quizzes galore, the Beer Gourd, funging, what's in an address?, Rudi Skácel's Raith Rovers, the wide world of Patrik Le Giang and more! 0.00 - intro 2.30 - the 1. Liga 10.40 - David's Quiz 16.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.10 - Sam's Quiz, part 1 36.40 - Beer of the Podcast 39.45 - Sam's Quiz, part 2 51.05 - Winter friendlies and squad update 57.20 - outro

One game that had it all, one we couldn't get to, a Silesian detour, the best derby in Czech football, checking in with Shirley's son, the Cult of Messi, a quiz, Tony Hibbert's French adventure, some dreadful pop-punk, Christmas stout and more! 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim 14.55 - Quiz Time! 19.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 33.00 - Beer of the Podcast 37.10 - Opava vs. Zbrojovka 46.30 - So Wha...

We discuss Dukla, opine on Opava, chat Chrudim and more! What's an 'angličák'? Why is Sam yawning? Who can fix your lights? What's worse than beer? Why is a xylophone not a glockenspiel? Listen and find out! 0.00 - intro 1.45 - Dukla Praha vs. Zbrojovka 12.00 - What's the Deal With... Karlín and Dejvice? 19.40 - Chrudim preview 29.45 - Beer of the Podcast, parts one and two 38.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 4...

We've packed more into this episode than ever before! Two reports, a preview, a quiz, a new (weird) feature, the Streets of Aberdeen, carpetbaggery, violin-led indie, a very expensive posh beer, and much, much more! 0.00 - intro 1.40 - Fotbal Třinec vs. Zbrojovka 6.15 - So What's the Deal With... Třinec? 12.20 - Quiz Time! 19.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Ace of Spades Vlašim 30.05 - Weather Report 31.20 - B...

FEATURING: Vyškov, Tomáš 'Tommy' Souček, the worst beer we've ever had, a returnin' Černín, the music of Ústí, Mark Lawrenson in your airing cupboard, a Třinec příview, Slovak idiocy, hot ramen, Vic & Bob Vlaším, two tonnes of mozzarella... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vyškov 12.25 - The Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín 16.30 - Třinec příview 25.00 - So What's the D...

GOALS! and plenty of them when we review a thumping win in the North Bohemia Brown Coal Basement and a solid home performance vs. Sparta B. Also a very important Not, a trip to Berlin, flares and a drum, the scariest opponent in the world and much, much more! 0.00 - opening 2.45 - Ústí nad Labem vs. Zbrojovka 13.50 - Beer of the Podcast 18.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B 30.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 49.50 -...

Příbram and Žižkov give us all the points (and some hip-hop). There's mining, supermarket scarves, a CONCACAF quiz, the Ševčík/Gilmour Paradox, a man being killed by a rainbow... and more! 0.00 - intro 1.45 - FK Příbram vs. Zbrojovka 9.20 - So What's the Deal With... Příbram? 17.50 - Quiz Time! 21.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov 29.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 38.40 -Ústí nad Labem preview 47.25 - Beer o...

We Varn our Dorf, preview the [redacted] at Přibram, talk work-life balance, competitive eating, hard seltzer, visit Kyiv, do a shirt sponsor quiz, and more! 0.00 - opening 3.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsdorf 11.15 - Quiz time! 16.40 - Beer of the Podcast 22.25 - Přibram přiview 32.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 44.35 - Viktoooooria Žižkov preview 53.45 - outro