Yoz, Em and Ash - Screen Queens

Ash called Americans fascists at the beginning but she only meant the half who voted for the Cheeto and she apologises to the other half. She says 'c*nt' approximately 8 times this episode. Em *said* she was super drinker than usual but sounded fine.  Stew trained his projector to turn on by itself and turn the room lights off.  We're in lockdown again. And Biden has just won the Preside...

This week, we dish on... The Secrets We Keep – slow, dark, post WWII Rooney Mara battling PTSD and a suspicious stranger from her past On the Rocks – cutsie daddy daughter rom-com from Sophia Coppola with Bill Murrary and Rashida Jones Mandalorian – some Star Wars thing Producer Stew walks us through Modern Love – middle aged relationship porn which beloved by Em David Letterman’s My Next Guests N...

Ciao bitches. Thanks for coming back. The cross-generational duo Em & Ash are ALSO back with Producer Stew to bring the hottest takes on what to watch and what to scroll past on your streaming weapons of choice. The Trial of the Chicago 7 is ACE. The new Borat film is predictably gross but carries an impactful closing message. The Haunting of Bly Manor may not be worth the hours of viewing inv...

Greetings Screen Queeners, as well as reviews of Hubie Halloween, Saint Maud, Ratched, Bly Manor & Kajillionaire, Em also bangs on about Borgen & Producer Stew laments the lack of Star Trek. Everyone is also slight less drunk than last episode. Especially Ash. 

OK, so, this is *the* drunkest Ash has ever been while recording. She was given free wine. It wasn't 100% her fault. But she does talk a lot of shit this week. However, there's still plenty of great TV and film to be discussed.  The Boys in the Band (fabulous gay theatre makes its way to Netflix) American Murder: The Family Next Door (police bodycam + self shot Facebook footage illuminates a...

SOZ for the delay. We didn't pester Producer Stew nearly as much as usual to get the edit uploaded. Then Ash forgot it was there waiting for her to publish because she was vair drunk when the text came in. But here we go: We've got the haunting This is Paris documentary, detailing where the heiress' life took a U-turn as a teenager.  Middle aged, middle class, middlingly entertaining BBC thin...

Ciao Screen Queenies, Queeners, Queenettes, We're back. This week we deep dive into one of the UK's most depraved serial killers with ' Des' on ITV.  The internet is set straight with 'The Social Dilemma' . We also mitigate the misplaced hysteria surrounding Netflix's 'Cuties' . 'Trash with Ash' introduces you to the 2016 wonder the is Australia's 'Cheapest Weddings' . And Ash's enforced Marv...

Funny story, Producer Stew thought he deleted last week's episode, so we rerecorded the whole thing (but had to wait until I came back from holiday). Then he found it again. We were SO happy and thought it was SO funny. This week, we chat Jurassic Park, The Duchess, Tenet, Cobra Kai, Mulan and probably some other shit I forgot about between recording and writing this here blurb. Have fun! Listen t...

Hey bitches.  Here's another episode. You're fucking welcome.

SORRY for the short intermission. We were missing an Em for a week or so. But we're back and Ash has been to the cinema FOUR TIMES since it reopened. Stew has been watching something fantasy-related, we imagine. And Em made the best of dodgy hotel TV by watching the Eurovision film again.  Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on you...

This week... A *proper* oldie but goodie in Rear Window Ash's Marvel homework is Avengers or Avengers Assemble depending on your persuasion Beyonce's Black is King The styled-over-substance Little Birds The Rise of the Murdoch Dynasty Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wil...

This week: How to Build a Girl (is OK) Almost Famous (is what they were going for and it's a *great* oldie but goodie) Once Upon a Time in Iraq (hard hitting recent history) Fear City ( 3 part Goodfellas light) Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of ou...

Holler - this week we have... Blade Runner (our 'oldie but goodie' which holds UP) Norsemen (which Emma swears by but feels like Horrible Histories inc more blood and sex) Mrs America (putting an even fiercer and fabber face on the women behind the Equal Rights Amendment) Das Boot (long, dry, but worth it) Captain Marvel (which is not, as Ash learned, the same thing as Captain America) Listen to o...

This week: Tom Hanks returns in a captain's cap in the dead good Greyhound Charlize Theron makes a good attempt at a passable Netflix Euro-action drama in The Old Guard Zac Efron is still hot but lands a little tone deaf in eco-docu-travel series Down to Earth The Truman Show is more relevant than ever as our oldie but goodie And Ash attempts to recount the plot of Iron Man , the first in her new...

We crammed SEVEN hot takes into this lithe one hour episode for you. This week: The Notebook (is our oldie but goodie because we miss Sigrit from Fire Saga) Say I Do (Ash's surprisingly good shit TV suggestion) Buffaloed (should've made more of an impact but, COVID) Warrior Nun (because we let producer Stew pick one and...yeah) Friday Night Lights (because Em can't leave the early noughties behind...

This week: The Story of Fire Saga is the best thing to happen to any of us for all of our lives. Hamilton on Disney+ is not all one stage school brat had hoped Spike Jones' Oscar-winning masterpiece Her holds up (for one of us) Freaks and Geeks safely made its way to a new Millennial audience  I May Destroy You went too too far for us High Note has a grand cast, but a bad everything else List...

This week's big new release, The King of Staten Island, went straight to Amazon via the creative minds of SNL baby Pete Davidson and indie bromance director Judd Apatow. We also scrrraaape the oversaturated streaming barrel for some hidden gems as we look ahead to post-lockdown viewing and, hopefully, some new content.  This week... The King of Staten Island What we do in the Shadows Memento...

We recorded this episode on Juneteenth (Google it, it's important) and, as the Black Lives Matter movement is still in full swing, we thought it pertinent to join the quest and amplify black filmmakers, voices and stories. This week: Da 5 Bloods Boyz n the Hood Spiderman into the Spiderverse 13th Mudbound Atlanta Next week: The King of Staten Island (Netflix) Memento (our oldie but goodie) Listen...

LGBT Pride Month occurs in June to commemorate the Stonewall riots, which happened at the end of June 1969. As a result, many pride events are held during this month to recognise the impact LGBT people have had in the world. This week, we decided to highlight LGBT stories and personalities in film and on TV.  This week: Dear, Simon But, I'm a Cheerleader God's Own Country My Own Private Idaho...

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make the 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too. The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust... Em 'n' A...

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make the 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too. The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust... Em 'n' A...

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make the 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too. The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust... Em 'n' A...

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too. The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust? Em 'n' As...

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too. The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust? Em 'n' As...