Jarod DeAnda - The DeAnderthal + Keith Saarloos - The Grape Ape

You're the BEAST - With Jarod DeAnda and Keith Saarloos

Comedy EN ↓ 6 episodes

Picture this: Two guys, full throttle through life, with mutual friends asking, "How do you NOT know each other?" Enter fate. We became Instagram pen pals (yes, that’s a thing), met in person, and instantly knew—we'd either be best friends or end up murdering each other. Jury’s still out. We talk. A lot. Cars, wine, chaos, bad decisions—you name it. Every call ends with: "That should’ve been a podcast."So now? THIS CALL IS BEING RECORDED.Welcome to You're the Beast—no seatbelts, no scripts, just glorious nonsense. Buckle up.

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Jarod DeAnda - The DeAnderthal + Keith Saarloos - The Grape Ape

Episodes

Everyone Wants to Be a Cowboy Until It’s Time to Do Cowboy Sh*t 03.06.2025 1:02:17

🎙️ Episode 5 — “Everyone Wants to Be a Cowboy Until It’s Time to Do Cowboy Sh*t” This one starts with Bazinga and ends with a bloated cow. Keith and Jarod rip into one of the worst shows on television, riff on electric fat and fast food existentialism, then hard-shift into what it really means to live with your hands in the dirt—and sometimes, in death. On Memorial Day weekend, between hanging the...

No Sweet Spot, No Seatbelts, Just Fountains and Dirt 09.05.2025 58:10

Keith Saarloos and Jarod DeAnda are back in the arena—swinging hammers, burying fugazis, and preaching the analog gospel to a world that forgot how to get its hands dirty. This episode’s got it all: wine, Hot Wheels, AI, ADHD, golf, beef, joy, generational trauma, and why your grass isn’t greener—it's just neglected. They talk about being dads, being dudes, being fountains not drains, and why...

The Gluttony Episode: Disney, Diners & Death Row Meals 01.04.2025 39:46

"GLUTTONY: Diners, Disney, Death Row Meals & Dole Whips" In this episode, Keith and Jarod dive headfirst into the theme of gluttony —but not the shameful kind. The good kind. The earned kind. The kind where you live a little louder, eat a little better, and squeeze every last drop out of life. From California diners to Florida theme parks , this is a cross-country meditation on...

Episode 2: “International Waters & Customer Service” 🌏✈️ 27.03.2025 59:53

You're the Beast – Episode 2: “International Waters & Customer Service” 🌏✈️ In this globe-trotting episode, Keith checks in from Sydney Airport while Jarod preps for Mad Mike’s Summer Bash in Queenstown, New Zealand – where drift cars literally whip around a moving bus. We talk international adventures, childhood vending machines, customer service wins (and woes), the art of crafting your li...

The Underbelly of the Beast 13.03.2025 59:44

Episode 1.5 - The Underbelly of the Beast (As described by Robin Williams, if he were mainlining espresso and existential philosophy at the same time.) 🎙️ Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, adjust your nostalgia goggles, and prepare for a joyride through the cerebral chaos of the modern generalist! This is a podcast episode that zigzags through pop culture like an 80s action hero dodgin...

THIS CALL IS BEING RECORDED. 12.03.2025 49:48

Welcome to the inaugural episode of You're the Beast , where hosts Keith Saarloos and Jared DeAnda take you on a freewheeling ride through sonic booms, childhood movie trauma, and the untold linguistic erosion of modern society. Welcome to the first episode of You're the Beast—a show where conversations go off the rails faster than a box truck with a blown tire. And speaking of things...