You're So Cool!

Has this ever happened in the history of the world? A woman in active labor... doing a podcast? WHOA... Actually, probably yes, as this is the internet. Well, this is yet another, I guess. We walk through labor to this point, and also talk about the controversial decision to keep our child's image from being posted online.

THE NURSERY IS BUILT! Prepare for arrival! What else do we talk about... oh yeah, the fastest route from Kentville, NS to Wolfville, NS... riveting stuff. NO NO! CLOTH DIAPERS‽ Ya kidding me? Yeah, we are doing it and we don't care! Also, we decided probiotics to couteract daily Asperin. Oh also, if the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series, you have my daughter to thank.

WILD CATS DO PROWL!!!Who would have thought that a young gal from Alberta would fall in love with a semi-pro Nova Scotia men's league baseball team‽ Life is such a dang mystery wrapped in a riddle... surprises at every turn! Let me tell you about my time with the Trailer Park Boys and extrapolate about how, in the future, we will mod our service robots to look like famous automatons!

Who put all of this dang smoke in my dang eyes? In between smoke inhalation and neighbourhood dogs doing a satellite podcast, Reggie and Jaida get down on raising a child with AI, the Anunnaki, the Dutch's poor branding (Damn you Netherlandians!)... all woven within an ongoing gag of flower facts. From a long-distance tryst into soulmates as if True Romance: a miracle baby after 4 months and m...

Now that Episode 001 is out of the way, we can just gab! Super important stuff here, including DOUBLE VESTS (def the most important as you'll hear), our cottage plans, our baby to be, and of course AI (Artificial Intelligence)... because everyone talks about AI (AI didn't write this... (well, not all of it)). Parenthesis. From a long-distance tryst into soulmates as if True Romance: a mira...

The opening episode has to be the backstory... right‽ So this is how these two love birds met, their torrid love affair across North America, getting knocked up, tying the knot in Vegas, finally being reunited and moving across Canada to settle into their home... all of this over 8 months (wide eye emoji).