You're Not Watching That

Hello, I’m Ryan, this is You’re Not Watching that the podcast where I’m finally catching up with all those films that my mum wouldn’t let me  This week we are heading to Santa Clara with Michael, Sam and their mum to live in Santa Clara to live with their grandad, but if you go down to the Fairground, you’ll notice things get a little dark and twisted directed by Joel Schumacher, it’s the 198...

This is You're Not Watching That... the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen but my parents wouldn't let me!! This week we're back with a man who last time saw him, was having the time of his life, It's Mr Swayze. He's the cooler trying attain order to the Double Deuces for club owner Frank Tilman in "Roadhouse" So dig out your tight jeans, cover your throa...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! We are back with Sly Stallone after I finally watched First Blood in Episode 7! It’s 3 years later in 1985 and he’s rolling out his every-man boxing champ for a 4th gruelling campaign It’s East v West, in the deep of The Cold War….it’s 'Rocky IV' So...

Hello and welcome to another episode of you’re not watching that! The show where Ryan wasn’t allowed to watch ANY of the big movies from his childhood In a twist of roles we hand over to Dan Fudge, a man who has never had the patience or desire to watch the classic that is the David Bowie/Jim Henson mash up that was Labyrinth So dig out your Tina Turner wigs, your VERY tight grey leggings and for...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! This week I've watched an absolute cultural colossus. A big boy in the pantheon of 80s iconic films. We are yet again in 1987, we are back with Arnie, but this time we are on a mission to find a missing diplomat.....or are we? Its time to avoid any...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Welcome to Episode 12 After us showbizzing it up in that London at the premiere of The Flash, where better to go this week than back to 1980 and Mike Hodges’ camp bubblegummy cartoony classic Queen are on the tunes, Blessed is on the shouting and we...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Welcome to episode number 11, of Season 1, where I’m about to watch film 2 of a franchise before I’ve seen the first one If you like demonic killer hands, chainsaws, crazed taxidermy, stop motion ghouls, nice trapdoors, the woods and more chainsaws,...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! We are back and this week I have mostly been watching a bloke doing the splits….a lot! It’s my first experience of the ‘acting’ skills and Kung-Fu thrills of Monsieur Jean-Claude Camille Francois Van Varenberg….or Jean-Claude Van Damme to his mates...

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! It’s time to step back in time and head to Kellerman’s Holiday Camp in the summer of 1963 We see watermelons, thieving OAP’s, rich vs poor, bump vs grind, face social stigma face on and swan lift it into the air and boogie….it’s Swayze & Grey in...

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 8 We are reviewing our first comedy this week. Directed by John Landis back in 1988 we journey from Africa and the wonderful land of Zamunda to the tough streets of Queens in New York City with Prince Akeem and his loyal sidekick, Semmi, in...

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 7 This week we take our first glance, or 'gleg' if you’re from North of the Trent at the work of Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone, or Sly to his mates But which route did we take to his arms, abs and beautiful diction? We went via the gritty, d...

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 6 It’s time for us to fly into Episode 6 and we have the need….the need for speed! It’s time for Top Gun featuring Maverick, Ice Man, Goose, Duck, Ratty, Mole and Mr Toad Strap on the aviators and your leather flying jacket and let’s head b...

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Welcome to Episode 5 ......the episode in which no one can hear you scream!!!! That’s right, we have briefly left the batshit crazy 80’s films behind and hoped into the 70’s to watch Ridley Scott’s Sci Fi horror classic, Alien So buckle your seatbe...

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 4 The 4th show is here, but don't sleep because Freddy will come for you! Yes, we finally look at a horror and it's Wes Craven's 'A Nightmare On Elm St' Dan Fudge is holding my hand, but hopefully hasn't got knives for fingers and his tramp...

This is You're Not Watching That ....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 3 Three shows in and the perfect time to bring in another mate who loves the films I haven't seen. That mate is Normy and we are watching his favourite all time film 'Big Trouble In Little China' .....one of the craziest films I've seen in...

This is You're Not Watching That ....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 2 I continue my journey into the films I wasn't allowed to watch with Paul Michael Glaser's gameshow from hell set in a bleak and hopeless 2017. It's our first taste of Arnie.....it's 'The Running Man' Returning to listen to my ramblings o...

This is You're Not Watching That ....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 1 I kick off my journey into the films I wasn't allowed to watch with Paul Verhoeven's 1987 look at a bleak and run down Chicago..... 'Robocop' Holding my hand through the experience is my best mate of many many years, Dan Fudge Contact th...