You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

In Episode 6, hear us discuss the waste of a perfectly good pregnancy, the Ballad of Chuck and Chili, and a crushing development for Rick, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5, hear us discuss the shaking of an outhouse, the debut of the hockey mask, and the perils of hammock-sex, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 4, hear us discuss the thinning of a biker gang, Shelly the incel, and Jason’s unsettling side job, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 3, hear us discuss how Shelly neva-means-tah, Van Halen’s Diver Down, and Plato’s Retreat, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 2, hear us discuss horrifying poos, a hint of a dark past, and Rick the Prick, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time. In the Season 3 premiere, hear us discuss a disco inferno, choo-choo choosing you, and snacking on fish food, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

It’s bonus episode time for the season 2 finale of You’re All Doomed! Listen to us discuss why Roger Ebert hated, hated, hated this movie, fatherly scare-tactics, and poor poster design, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part 2 — one last time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 7, hear us discuss taking the sack off, the teleportation of Paul Holt, and final thoughts from the Ginny Field Appreciation Society, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-86:00, for the conclusion of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 6, hear us discuss blood blisters, SOMEONE IN THE F**KING ROOM, and a flowing puddle of pee, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5, hear us discuss the motivations of a boy beast, the inaugural gathering of the Ginny Field Appreciation Society, and someone under the sheets, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 4, hear us discuss why the sack-headed man crossed the road, Deputy Winslow’s balls of steel, and solo skinny-dipping, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 3, hear us discuss dancing with Muffin, sincere passion, and being sent to bed without dessert, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 2 of Season 2, hear us discuss tow trucks, counselor roll call, and fireside chats, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the Season 2 premiere, hear us discuss the Itsy Bitsy Spider, bathroom accoutrements, and items in the refrigerator, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But wait, there’s more! Like young Jason jumping out of the lake to pull Alice under the water, we have one more surprise in store. In this bonus episode, we discuss our initial concerns, reimagining the movie, and CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH vs. KI-KI-KI-MA-MA-MA, as we take one last look at Friday the 13th. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 8, we discuss olde-tyme diving suits, dreams versus reality, and bubbles in the water, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 7, we discuss riding shotgun, conversations with a child, and swinging for the fences, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 6, we discuss how to properly barricade a door, covering a lot of ground in a short amount of time, and mommy monologues, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 5, we discuss a plea for help from an unseen child, an axe in a bed, and the likelihood of us shitting our pants, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 4, we discuss the joy of getting an arrow through the throat, our love of Bacon, and Sandy the Waitress, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 3, we discuss Officer Dorf and the Art of Motorcycle Turnarounds, Crazy Ralph's iconic monologue, and dreams about rivers of blood, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 2, we discuss neckerchiefs, neuticles, and Ned’s nonsense, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to You're All Doomed, the podcast where Greg and Brian take you through Friday the 13th (1980), thirteen minutes at time. In our premiere episode, you'll learn about first victims, inappropriate campfire songs, and a little bit of grab-ass, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.