You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

In this episode, hear us discuss submerging Camp Crystal Lake, the man behind the mask, and cooking with tea, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-87:00 for the water-logged conclusion of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss bloody popcorn, what we were going to be when we grew up, and picking holes in Tommy’s plan, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss Megan’s shirt, praying vs. preying, and funny red noses, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss a flaming Cobra, a collection of rare books, and the search for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wiener, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss YA-BANG, YA-BANG, and YA-BANG as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss not leaving home without it, having a strange idea of entertainment, and the gender politics of paintball, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE DEAD SPEAK! Well, not really… but JASON LIVES! In the Season 6 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss a familiar yet different hockey mask, an electric encore, and Voorhees — Jason Voorhees, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for the Beginning to come to an end. This episode is stuffed with more content than Roy's wallet as we try to figure out what the new beginning is, attempt to diagnosis the kids, learn why the Goonies aren't good enough for Greg, and so much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss another barn battle, a bungled reveal, and a conveniently overstuffed wallet, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-92:00 for the confusing conclusion of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss an unexpected bedfellow, some dude in a hockey mask, and returning to the scene of the crimes, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss those damn enchiladas, Junior’s short-lived temper tantrum, and denied sexual advances, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss establishing a suspect, questionable treatment programs, and Delightful Demon, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss breakfast at Pinehurst, a suspicious drifter, and Binaca boobs, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss a prolapsed anus, Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, and a clandestine poop, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday the 13th! To commemorate the big day, we're kicking off the fifth season by discussing curious local yokels, our favorite Corey, and how to destroy a family tradition -- as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the Season 4 finale, Greg and Brian discuss timelines (again), Jason and Freddy’s first (and final?) face-off, and two thumbs down (way down), as they slice and dice their way through Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, one last time. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss reopening old wounds, a shave and a haircut, and a garbled climax, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss scenes from a shower, Gordon’s bizarre decision, and Jason’s body-staging, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss Ki-Ki-Ki Mi-Mi-Misdirection, remembering Amanda Hunsaker, and an artist’s rendering, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss leaning into the nudity, Zodiac boats, and cinematic kills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss naked rope-swinging, a strange man in a young boy’s bedroom, and the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: Groovy Goalie — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss cold lockers, uncomfortable conversations with mom, and conveniently-placed headstones, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time. In the Season 4 premiere, hear us discuss how he can be alive, lingering on Higgins Haven, and 20-minute workouts, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris H...

In the Season 3 finale, hear us discuss demolishing disco, the merits of the third dimension, and the 1982 box office, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

In Episode 7, hear us discuss a second gas tank, Jason exposing himself, and surprise visits from two old friends, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part III. Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland @chrishollandguitar http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.