Your Kickstarter Sucks

Sheldon Cooper, a 9-year-old boy, begins his first day of high school in the ninth grade with his older brother, George Cooper Jr. Having shown more skills than a typical child his age, he skipped several grades. On his first day, he questions his teachers and informs students of their rule-breaking. He tries to find his place in the new school and George must deal with having a much younger sibli...

Well folks, October is finally here, and Autumn is in the air! Will that mean sweet treats and good eats for your favorite prickly pair of crowdfunding curmudgeons??? Tune in to this week's YKS to find out! For more Gallagher rants, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste www.thewors...

While perusing the local car lot, Jesse discovers that his deceased friend Michael has been reincarnated as a junky old automobile, so he buys him and brings him home, much to the dismay of both his wife and eccentric car collector Captain Manzini who is determined to acquire the valuable automobile by hook or crook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy a...

Bust out the meatballs and call the wife over, it's time once again for YKS. On this week's show, Episode Unknown, the boys are talking NastyCon 2017 results, whether piss and shit are friends, the top magnets of all time, and oh yeah...Starbucks Freakin coffee. Plus: is Austin the Portland of the South or the Brooklyn of the West? Music for today's YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies (www.hel...

Knock Knock...who's at the door? Is it the Kirby Vacuum salesman? Why no! It's the YKS boys and they're here to celebrate 30 wonderful episodes. Coming up on today's show, we've got information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, a checklist of things to do with your dentist, and, for the full hour, none other than Mr. Craig Leaf! For more jars of moonshine taken to the dome, check out www...

Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again! Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more. Bonus: Mik...

Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment. For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, che...

The boys are back and on this week's episode, they're taking a bite out of the perils of achieving self-love, violating the Earth's TOS, what my dude looks like a freakin cross between, and much, much more. For EVEN more on Ben-Wa Balls and the problems with Disney's Frozen, check out the official YKS Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where dozens of hours of bonus content awai...

Awwww hell yeah! The boys are about to do it! Remember that, from a while ago? Well, Jesse and Mike do, and they also remember that scene from The Matrix where Neo bends the spoon. Of course, that's what this week's episode is REALLY about, but in addition, the guys talk about making shit happen in 2018, sexualizing phone use in the classroom, and watermelon statistics. It's YourKickstarterSucks f...

The 'boys are NOT messing around this week...just kidding! They are! Mike and Jesse are talking everything from the big healthcare bill to Mike's Great Kool-Aid Story, and you absolutely GOTTA download this bad boy to get all the goods! Check it out!!!!For more cheer and good fun, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for bonus eps and much (less) more! Music for YKS is provided by:...

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Well well well, if it isn't a brand new theme song! Big thanks to The Hell Yeah Babies for putting this together. Check 'em out at www.thehellyeahbabies.com. ALSO: we've got ghoulies, gamers, and brushing your teeth in the sexiest manner possible, plus your letters, PLUS just absolutely getting depressed and feeling awful all of the time! It's a brand new YKS right here on the YKS Podcast Network....

Do you remember that movie, Team America? The puppet thing. Alright, well, this episode is not really about that. It's about being a patriot, and loving your country, and surviving a nuclear war, and fidget spinner condoms, and McDonald's, and going hogwild on some damn nuggets. For MORE going hogwild on some damn nuggets, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and help us build our fallout sh...

It's beef-startin' time! Season 2 chugs along as the boys take aim at all the sacred cows: ride sharing apps, pyramid schemes, and a certain political comedy podcast with, shall we say, lots of people on it. Now that's what we call a family feud! For more on what doctors do with the body parts they have to cut off of sick people, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

The run of incredible, exclusive interviews continue as the inimitable Daniel Day-Lewis stops by for a fireside chat with the David Frost of YKS, Jesse Farrar. (Frequent Co-Host Mike makes an appearance sometime later in the program.) What does Day-Lewis want to say to his millions of adoring fans? What's next for the famously reclusive generational talent? Did anyone get a fidget spinner stuck up...

In the thrilling Season 2 premiere of Your Kickstarter Sucks, the boys are Talkin' Tyson on all things Neil deGrasse, considering harassing celebrities over Bluetooth, and discovering the absolute worst that Etsy has to offer all our wonderful fathers on their big day. Worth the wait? Well oh hell yes it was! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https:...

LIVE from the fabulous YKS Studio II (Mike's closet) comes a wet and wild edition of the podcast we all know and love. This week we've got Garry Anderson in the studio for a take on Bill Maher's Big Whoopsie, an extremely confusing water bottle, and a sneak peek at 2018's biggest blockbuster. For more goof-offs like this, check out our special Bonus episodes at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and...

On this week's episode, the boys recall a time in which jokes were about something other than a gorilla dying, uncover a scandal that will tear apart the webcomic community, and offer to take an African gentleman to church. Plus, these two hockeyheads get into some Puck Talk in advance of the hometown Nashville Predators competing for the best trophy in all of sports: The Hockeyman Puck! For more...

Well, it's a day late but not quite a dollar short, because this special JUMBO edition of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast is a hootin' and hollerin' two hours worth of knee-slappin late stage capitalist content. Today, the boys are all in on the death of fidget spinners, the PERFECT (subscription-based) NOTEBOOK, and even more dumb crap no one needs. Plus, your letters and the triumphant return...

The boys come to the table, hat in hand, to apologize...that you were OFFENDED! Just kidding. It's a big dose of reality this week for blanket lovers, gamers, and veterans of foreign wars. Plus, a rousing edition of Real or Fake! Slam it on over to https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for weekly bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy...

The boys finally stumble upon the mythological Smart Toaster, induct a new member into the Kickstarters That Don't Suck Club, and dive into politics with an academic discussion of the freaking Cheeto in Chief! Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...

Hey guys! This week, the boys get excited about the return of Jeff Goldblum, learn about the economy, and debut The Dookie List on the free show. Go to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to support the show and get bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

As promised, the highly controversial comedy showdown in the final round of the YKS Last Comic Standing tournament is now free for all the fans!!!!!!!! Could it get any better than that, honestly? Yes! At patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks we've got this kind of good ass shit posted, many times over, and more coming every week! If that seems insane to you, imagine how crazy it feels to me, the guy w...

The boys talk RPGs, the lack of funny Australians, and getting stuck in that darn bathroom again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The boys dive in to springtime with a HUGE Patreon announcement and the tip-toppiest cleaning projects on Kickstarter. I don't remember recording this one. I hope it is good. Oh, the blog is coming back, so check it out: www.yourkickstartersucks.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...