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You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember,...

It's Episode 45 and the hitmakers are back, baby! Oh you thought we were talking about your man's podcast? Foh! Foh. On this week's nearly-two-hour episode, the boys are talkin' whether chefs and panhandlers should switch titles, the worst way to watch a movie, and whether or not a Mike poops in the woods. For more intimate (and sortable!) shower data, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersuck...

Alright gang. It's Season 3. It's time to make a good episode. So what do we got for ya? Well, here's the deal. It snowed here, so we couldn't do a very good one. Sorry. In lieu of that, though, we've got the first ever Gadget Hole Poll Winner, two new bits, a Dental Town check-in, and Mike's first Chip Rant. You wanna hear more from the Dad Bellies and the Price Genius? Head on over to www.patreo...

Well if it isn't a brand-new season of YKS! Get your binge-listening done now folks, because you're not going to want to miss the event of the season. Which is this. Now, Season 3 is all about looking forward, but first we take a look back at what we left behind in 2017: dead water, Australia beefs, and the flying ladies of Star Wars. After that, it's all about Picasso sweatshirts, the rising cost...

Ho ho ho! Merry Kickmas to all, and to all a good....show?!?! Wowee gang, it looks like the original elf on the shelf himself has shown up to drop a little audio present down your head chimney, as Mike and Jesse cuddle up by the fireplace to celebrate Christmas the only way they know how...with a belly full of hot cocoa and bigtime laughs! This week, Mike receives a special Kickmas song, Jesse wis...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...two guys recorded this friggin podcast! Come on! Well, the YKS Studios may not be a rough and tumble watering hole on a desert planet at the edge of hyperspace, but this week Mike and Jesse take the willing listener on a tour beyond the stars to meet some fascinating letter creatures, catch up with various bogs, and study the enchanting Bruh Man....

It's another banger, gang, as Jesse and Mike tackle whether or not Jesus was smart, the various benefits of sleeping with a breathing bean, and the optimal number of steps for using a cup. Plus, your letters and a very urgent voicemail. To contribute to the show, write on in at yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com or call the YKS Hotline at 802-359-PISS (it was the last number they had). For more coffee...

Well gang, the boys are lookin' for a fight tonight and this time...they've got backup. That's right, on today's show Mike and Jesse are joined by Mike Pfeiffer to talk about standing in a circle around one small bean, The Hell Yeah Babies' new (Kickstarter-funded!) album, and play a thrilling new game called Queens of Rock. Don't like hearing three people talk? Would rather hear just two people t...

In the only version of Episode 38 to not be confined to the dustbin of history, Mike and Jesse reconnect on a post-Turkey Day extravaganza to riff on healthcare, a millennial Santa, and whether the podcast is being pirated by hackers across the globe. Plus, a role-reversed edition of Real or Fake, and your letters. For more of our favorite Lous, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourki...

Check this out...It's a damn holiday miracle. Today only, or only the other times when it seems like a good idea to do, we are putting up nearly a full hour of the wonderful YKS Premium episode we did with Drew Toothpaste last week. So, enjoy this Jokeblogger Top Ten deep dive, and sign up at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to hear the rest. Plus, we've got a full free episode coming later this w...

Well it's been a tough year for ice cream, and a tough couple of weeks with no new YKS. But Michael "Donald Trump" Hale is back from the Pac-NW to kickstart our hearts, and OH YEAH you know he's wearin' flannel. On this episode of the show, Spooky November creeps along, we Make Chili Great Again, and, of course, there's plenty of that classic portable toilet talk. For more on what looks like a fam...

Operation Dumbo Drop is a 1995 American war comedy film directed by Simon Wincer that explores war, politics, and animal welfare. The storyline was conceived from a screenplay written by Gene Quintano and Jim Kouf based on a true story by United States Army Major Jim Morris. The film stars Danny Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam War in 1968, who attempt to transport an eleph...

On this very "ghould" episode of YKS, the boys are joined by a very "sweet" guest who has a touch of stage fright. So "boo" kind! Later, you'll hear some spooky and TRUE tales, as well as an extensive review of expensive trash cans. This week's episode is brought to you by Dumpster Juice Coffee. "It sucks!"For more YKS jump scares, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is pro...

Sheldon Cooper, a 9-year-old boy, begins his first day of high school in the ninth grade with his older brother, George Cooper Jr. Having shown more skills than a typical child his age, he skipped several grades. On his first day, he questions his teachers and informs students of their rule-breaking. He tries to find his place in the new school and George must deal with having a much younger sibli...

Well folks, October is finally here, and Autumn is in the air! Will that mean sweet treats and good eats for your favorite prickly pair of crowdfunding curmudgeons??? Tune in to this week's YKS to find out! For more Gallagher rants, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste www.thewors...

While perusing the local car lot, Jesse discovers that his deceased friend Michael has been reincarnated as a junky old automobile, so he buys him and brings him home, much to the dismay of both his wife and eccentric car collector Captain Manzini who is determined to acquire the valuable automobile by hook or crook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy a...

Bust out the meatballs and call the wife over, it's time once again for YKS. On this week's show, Episode Unknown, the boys are talking NastyCon 2017 results, whether piss and shit are friends, the top magnets of all time, and oh yeah...Starbucks Freakin coffee. Plus: is Austin the Portland of the South or the Brooklyn of the West? Music for today's YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies (www.hel...

Knock Knock...who's at the door? Is it the Kirby Vacuum salesman? Why no! It's the YKS boys and they're here to celebrate 30 wonderful episodes. Coming up on today's show, we've got information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, a checklist of things to do with your dentist, and, for the full hour, none other than Mr. Craig Leaf! For more jars of moonshine taken to the dome, check out www...

Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again! Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more. Bonus: Mik...

Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment. For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, che...

The boys are back and on this week's episode, they're taking a bite out of the perils of achieving self-love, violating the Earth's TOS, what my dude looks like a freakin cross between, and much, much more. For EVEN more on Ben-Wa Balls and the problems with Disney's Frozen, check out the official YKS Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where dozens of hours of bonus content awai...

Awwww hell yeah! The boys are about to do it! Remember that, from a while ago? Well, Jesse and Mike do, and they also remember that scene from The Matrix where Neo bends the spoon. Of course, that's what this week's episode is REALLY about, but in addition, the guys talk about making shit happen in 2018, sexualizing phone use in the classroom, and watermelon statistics. It's YourKickstarterSucks f...

The 'boys are NOT messing around this week...just kidding! They are! Mike and Jesse are talking everything from the big healthcare bill to Mike's Great Kool-Aid Story, and you absolutely GOTTA download this bad boy to get all the goods! Check it out!!!!For more cheer and good fun, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for bonus eps and much (less) more! Music for YKS is provided by:...

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Well well well, if it isn't a brand new theme song! Big thanks to The Hell Yeah Babies for putting this together. Check 'em out at www.thehellyeahbabies.com. ALSO: we've got ghoulies, gamers, and brushing your teeth in the sexiest manner possible, plus your letters, PLUS just absolutely getting depressed and feeling awful all of the time! It's a brand new YKS right here on the YKS Podcast Network....