Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 It's Valentines Day; take a chance on that widower you've never seen who lives 2,500 miles away while tanking your engagement. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is...

This week we look back on 1992's Batman Returns. You're probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed in Gotham City, but the title is his "return" to theaters where he had been absent since 1989. It's a little soupçon of dramatic irony; a little in-joke between the filmmaker and the audience. …Anyway, there's a penguin and a cat. Edited by We Ed...

An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the...

This week we look back on the Kevin Pollack and JT Walsh vehicle, 'A Few Good Men.' We were all quoting its famous line in the 90s: "Captain Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee?". Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spot...

The only way to stop a deranged criminal is with a cop who plays by his own rules and is beholden to no concern for civilians' safety or property. Oh. And it's the future. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify...

This week, we look back on 'I Know What You Did Last Summer': a movie that knows that the scariest thing in the world is a poorly-lit rain slicker. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSC...

We look back on 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, as well as each of its endings! Which one is your favorite? The theatrical ending? The original ending? Or the ending where Mrs. Peacock did it all?  Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spot...

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is watching this movie and talking about it to you.  Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idi...

Zedis lapedis! We watched 'Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century', and we tolerated it MAJOR.   Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://w...

This week, we look back on The Blues Brothers, where the world was introduced to Dan Aykroyd's legendary self-restraint.   Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnx...

Three men, technically two babies, Tom Selleck's mustache and a weird heroin subplot.    Special thanks to Dramatically Placed Hot Dog for this episode request! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4...

This week, we look back on the the movie that would require the least amount of work to create a gay porn parody title: X-Men.   Special thanks to Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon for the "Damon's Problematic Corner" theme song! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/...

This week we find out why Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Z hate Millennials.  Special thanks to Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon for the "Damon's Problematic Corner" theme song! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://...

You ever have a secret you couldn't tell your partner, so you almost let them die, then tell them anyway, then give up the powers that made them fall for you right when the greatest threat Earth's ever known arrives, then you get your powers back, defeat the threat and then give your partner amnesia? It's called "love." Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us...

A young girl yearns to get human-affirming surgery to lead her best life. She then turns to witchcraft after being rejected by her father. ACCEPT YOUR KIDS FOR WHO THEY ARE, PEOPLE. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcas...

Toe pick! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to our Pa...

This movie is about the adventures of the Men in Black, also known as MiB and/or Galaxy Defenders. [They] dress in black suits with the black Ray-Ban [brand sunglasses] on. They walk in shadow [metaphorically], move in silence [more or less], and guard against extra-terrestrial violence [sort of]. But, yo, [they] ain't on no government list. [They] straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprint...

We would have talked longer but I'm afraid we're gonna have to get our rest tonight, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxz...

Dads, amiright?! Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to our Patrons for dodging frogs with us:  Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfas...

MTV and the Idaho Tourism Board get together to make a movie that's, like, so random. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to o...

This week we look back on a 90s Must-See TV classic, where a group of friends frequent a coffeeshop and recount the travails of dating in NYC. No, the other one. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spot...

Grab a juice box and a snack as we trek back to the halcyon days of yore, when the full 60-second theme song was the highlight of each episode.  Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHA...

This week, we look back at a time when Hollywood used to make original movies, rather than remaking or sequelizing everything under the sun! Get this: a Christmas-hating, greedy misanthrope is haunted by three ghosts until he learns to love humankind again! Crazy, right? Hollywood, take note! Thank you to our very own Laura Taylor for editing this episode! Find us at all the finest podcast places:...

From the get-go, this movie stumbles by naming the movie "Tommy Boy" when the titular character is clearly a post-pubescent man. Can it right the ship? Listen to find out. Voicemail or Text YICIAI: (615) 576-0525 Find us at all the finest podcast places: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Appl...

Women be shopping! Also, women be matchmaking for their friends! Women be helping their community! And women be committing step-incest! Voicemail or Text YICIAI: (615) 576-0525 Find us at all the finest podcast places: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/pod...