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Why hellloooooooo Jill!! It's us again, back chatting more shite for you, our precious flies, to swarm to. This episode covers too many topics to list but just know, since episode 26 there has been ANOTHER BLOCKING BY ASSOCIATION, a dearly missed item has returned, some big life news from both of us, scams, nightmares, toe plughole trauma and much, much more. Enjoy babies!! TTYL!!xoxo

Seeing as you loved the last ep so much we've put together another free-flowing free-wheeling free-birding episode for your listening pleasure! There are some truly traumatic tales told in this one...from toxic floor tiles to toxic train shits, the theft of the century, Meg's haters (by association with Harriet) and more before it all gets derailed by a naked man in the shower. Enjoy!! TTY...

Where have we been? Don't ask. The main thing is we're hereeeeeee. Thanks to your LACK of listener input this one is a bit of a free-flowing, free-living, free-wheeling freestyle and I personally love it??? We welcome you into our cinema loving world as two self-confessed movie lurrrrrvers, filling you in on our latest watches. PLUS a Valentine's Day recap, a deep dive into why men are...

Not gonna say it...not gonna say it...not gonna say it...ah f*ck it, WE'RE BACK. You know ordinarily here I'd reel off a list of juicy topics that we covered but an episode this momentous needs something a lil special, so buckle up, hold tight and get ready for the ride of your life as Harriet indulges us in a play-by-play recap of her latest driving test. Trust us, it's emotional. TTY...

Would you believe us if we said...we're back...for good? No of course you wouldn't, because like a child whose Dad went out to buy cigarettes 4 years ago and hasn't been back since, you have deep set abandonment issues thanks to our SPORADIC AF posting. But what if we pinky promised???? <3333 In this REUNION episode, we fill you in on a year of trauma (for Meg) and a year of triumph...

Broken record alert but....wE'rE bAaAaAaAaCk!!! Hopefully it sticks this time but literally who knows???? Life is crazy. ANYWAY. Welcome back to the shitshow!! There's a few changes in store so plz forgive us, but one thing that will NEVER change is the chaotic array of topics we will cover in a single ep...this time we have some devastating news about our sweet prince Sam the cat </3,...

Ok I'm going to start by APOLOGISING for the chaotic volume levels throughout this ep...it's been a while since we recorded IRL (spoiler alert!!) and it's hard to manage particularly when Harriet insists on moving the mic ten metres away from her face intermittently throughout the recording xxxx ANYWAY welcome back to the HUNderdome, where we have an update on a truly traumatic pet rel...

Guess who's back? Back again? YFO's back...tell a friend x Wow can you believe it's been a whole ass year since your fave gals have been chatting utter shite on the airwaves for your entertainment? Well fear not, we've got this *remote working* situation under control! And you'd better believe we've still got topics, questions, queries, medical issues and more flowing from...

Okay first things first, the elephant in the room...what is with all the squeaky noises in the background? Well OBVIOUSLY we record on a hot pink inflatable sofa!!!!! So sorry but also get over it??? Anyway welcome back and buckle up for an action-packed episode (that is slightly out of date now soz) where we cover a close call with a strange man in a car, the Wagatha Christie case, a chaotic life...

Why helloooooo Jill! Well this one FLOWED didn't it?! This ep is basically Harriet and Meg catching up for 30 minutes before delving into some juicy questions and then slagging off the Tories to close. What more could you want? We discuss nature's candy (aka GRAPES), stressful life issues (as usual), driving test prangxiety, being a messy bitch, the worst things about our hometown, beards (again.....

Have you ever wanted an hour long ASMR podcast featuring a woman eating cheese? You've come to the right place then girlies. We're back and reporting live from the WW3 bunker, covering such hot topics as the chokehold that Prosecco has on Harriet, our fave JLS songs, growing out of friends, why it's only middle aged men who go live on social media, long ass TV episodes, our review of The Tinder Sw...

THE INDEFINITE HIATUS IS OVER BABES!!! That's right, just when you need us more than ever, your fave gals are back with probably our favourite ep ever! We've got questions, we've got queries, we've got topics, we've got tangents that we go on every 5 bloody minutes...but it's okay because it's all GOLD. Tune in to hear some (I'm sure very hotly anticipated) life updates, a discussion on Diet Coke...

Dunno where to bloody start with this guys. The HELL I've been through for the last week trying to make this video sh*t work is not something I want to ever relive again (soz Harriet). I'm still struggling to get the video and audio synced up and working and on Youtube so FOR NOW just enjoy the audio and hopefully the vid will be with you soon, okay? In the words of Pooja, GET OFF...MY BACK! Anywa...

Well it's the episode you've ALL been waiting for...the one where we dish the goss on our flaming hot spicy Nik Nak love lives! You heard it here first: hot girl summer is over, and the summer of LUV 2k21 has arrived! For the foreseeable future, Tinder and Hinge have left the chat. We also unbox a slightly disappointing Too Good To Go bag, discuss the newly crowned KWEEN OF POP Doja Cat's life-cha...

Hey besties! Wow we're really keeping up with this bi-weekly thing aren't we??? Your girls are ORGANISED and PUNCTUAL! Where to start with this episode...let's just say that Alton Towers does not get the best review, disappointed doesn't even begin to cover it! In terms of other topics, I almost don't want to tell you because this one literally flows with the smoothness, e...

Welcome back galz! And guyz but when you're listening to YFO you are considered one of the girlies xxx It's episode 12 and the sun is SHINING so you know your girls were thriving when recording. We hit you with the breaking news that we've gone INTERNATIONAL, honestly the globe has YFO fever and we love it! As always we answer your questions feat. advice on how to friendzone someone...

Hey girlies!!!! You'll never believe it...we're back, ON TIME! And what a treat for you we have. We answer some (a lot) of you BURNING questions, including our dream meals, our fave and least fave characteristics in others, our ~special skills~ and how we feel about foreskin??? Idk some of you are freaky. Then it's into the MEATY TOPICS including a full recap of the Brits (soz it&ap...

Hey angels!! We're back in a timely fashion because we know you're gagging for more! What's going on this week? Well, Harriet surprises Meg with some corner shop treats, we discuss our T&Cs for going on Naked Attraction, how the elderly need to STOP using the word "pussy", massive bellends, road rage, our weird habits, dream dates, questions we'd love to have answ...

Guys, it's the moment you've ALL been waiting for....we're baaaaack! After a lockdown-induced hiatus (cheers again to that CLOWN who ate a bat) we are back at it again answering your questions and updating you on the state of our lives! Tune in to listen to us chatting about (spoiler alert) being single, lockdown lifting, Meg being a nonce (which is a LIE), breakups, dating apps, dr...

We said we would...and we did! Here's a special New Year's episode where we reflect on the year that gave us Carole Baskin, the return of the mullet, and of course, the badger that fell through the ceiling in Superdrug Northampton. We cover everything from our weirdest moments to our fave TV and songs, and don't worry huns, we made time for some of your cute questions as well!!! Fin...

We're BAAAAACK! Thanks a lot for the LOCKDOWN Boris. Because of you we had to deprive our huns of content for a full calendar month!! No worries though as we have a special treat for you...our first guest! Can you guess who it is? Together we settle a score from a previous episode, discuss periods, being unable to wake up in the damn morning and the joy of having a stalker. We also delve into...

Editing this was painful as it reminded me of how ANNOYING Harriet is. Up, down, on her phone, off her phone, getting a drink, too far from the mic, too close to the mic. Hun, you don't make this easy for me, do ya???? Sorry, but sometimes you need to hear the bitter truth. ANYWAY. This ~chaotic~ pre-lockdown episode covers a variety of spicy topics from our exclusive supermarket ratings, wha...

Guys...I don't know where to start. This one got DEEP. And also kind of depressing, soz. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled lolz next time, but for now listen to us enjoying an American candy taste testing, followed by a long (seriously, so long) catch-up, a check in with Northampton hero 50p Lil, some hard truths about how sh*t house music is, a deep and meaningful about being ~ok...

Omg. When we say this is our fave episode yet we aren't joking. Who knows what it was...the light buzz from the Kopparberg, the change in temperature outside, the prospect of watching Gogglebox after we recorded...whatever it was, we LOVED RECORDING THIS EP! Topics include how September 2020 is the worst month EVER, embarrazzzzzing moments from our past, how Meg is a dumb bitch, being a recov...

OMG where to even begin. On this ep we answer some of your pressing questions from food guilty pleasures (we all know Meg's...don't shid yourself again hun) to TV shows we've outgrown, PLUS a trip down memory lane to when Harriet thought backcombed ginger hair was acceptable and Meg would wear jeans so tight that yeast infections became the norm. Also hear our oPiNiOn on Lady Gaga &...