You Won't Believe This Sh!t

George Rich is back to share two shitty stories. First, he takes us back to his younger years as an amusement park worker where a coworker's first day had a porta potty cleanup containing a perfectly erected, anatomical surprise. We then fast forward to George's current living situation with an old, senile, terribly unhygienic man--made even worse by the raw sewage bubbling-up, beneath him.

This episode’s guest, George Rich, shares a childhood bathroom horror story that was the first to make Ian gag on air. What started as a routine school poop took a disturbing turn when a classmate lacked boundaries and then an itch in a terrible place revealed an unsettling truth. What followed was a family-wide ordeal fueling George’s belief that he was being punished by God. The nightmare didn’t...

In the thrilling conclusion to our three-part Ian’s dad saga, he helps us explore the final frontier of involuntary evacuations behind bars. From squad car blowouts to cellblock disasters, we’re covering all levels of penal shitting—because when the cuffs go on, sometimes the bowels let go. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com ....

Once again joined by Ian’s dad, who shares a story about a time he helped a friend paint the outside of a house on a scorching July day. After downing a roast pork sandwich WITH GRAVY, things took a disastrous turn—leading to an emergency bathroom situation in an unfortunate container. Part two of three of the Ian’s dad saga. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to shar...

In part one of three of this very special episode, Ian’s dad joins the show to share humiliating tales from Ian’s early struggle with potty training (which required two diapers at a time) and the frantic rush to get him toilet-ready for kindergarten. He also recounts an unforgettable trip to Walmart, where his aroma had shoppers wondering if there was a medical emergency. If you like the show and/...

Comedian Rich Shultis comes in hot and shares his comical and painfully relatable journey to becoming a proper shitter, which took into his 40s to achieve. As a kid, Rich avoided the bathroom at all costs, holding it in for days and facing epic, 20-minute battles when he finally gave in to the bowl. Tune in for his candid tales of childhood stubbornness and the messy road to digestive enlightenmen...

Ian’s brother-in-law Barry suffers from IBSD…or does he? Some say he likes it to which he takes umbrage and it leads to an on-air family therapy session featuring his wife and son. He tells a story of a hot summer night with ill-fated meatloaf, a catastrophic Chinese food experience and the origin story of the hero we all need….or is it the villain we all deserve? If you like the show and/or have...

Former prison guard Aaron has seen some shit. He’s also seen fights, stabbings and various other traumatic undertakings, but it’s the shit we’re concerned with. Snowmen made of shit, bocce balls made of shit, men covered in shit, prison cells decorated in shit, bribery to avoid shit. What else do you need? A story where he shit himself on the way home from work? Got you covered! See what I did the...

Avid listener Susan Zooms-in to tell the story of a romantic, evening cruise on her honeymoon in Hawaii which became a massive pain for her as well as a cluster of Birds of Paradise flowers. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visi...

Ian’s buddy John returns to tell some fantastic road shit stories of their travels across the country together. Cars, Airplanes, porn theaters…a little something for everyone. John tells Adam and our listeners of Ian’s Colitis origin story from his perspective. It’s a plethora of poop, a saga of shit. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@g...

ian’s cousin Dave has had more than a fair share of noteworthy shit stories. From high school, driving jobs, severe constipation, and buffets, Dave takes us on a journey through shit and time. Ian tells of a bicycle helmet shit and a close call in an Uber. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcas...

Proud shit-aphobic Ryan Dalton joins the boys on this episode to express his strong anti-shit, anti-talking-about-shit sentiments while he…..talks about shit. He hates what doody stands for, hates showcasers and the overall “yucks” that excrement ushers. He has never shit in public but by the end of the episode, we may have found a way to challenge that. If you like the show and/or have a memorabl...

This episode’s guest, Mike, is the proudest shitter we’ve had on, who actually likes his erratic defecations. Construction sites, estate sales, odd jobs….if he’s been there, he’s shit there. He even had to stop to shit on the way to our studio. Maybe one day he’ll seek medical attention, but until then, let’s all enjoy the release. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like t...

Comedian and former New York City bus driver Chris Vac has been on both ends of a good bus shit story so stand behind the line and wait for your stop while listening to the shittiest podcast in the game. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends....

Coworker of Adam, J.B. joins us and tells a harrowing story of pre-workout-powder-gone-wrong at the gym where his pragmatism was tested then shares some shitty sports stories. He also presents Ian with a super thoughtful gift. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review...

On this very special episode of YWBTS, Ian’s old High School friend “Jerome” recants an incredible story that has thrills, chills, twists, turns, romance, intrigue, jealousy, betrayal, and of course, doody. Lots of doody. You don’t want to miss this one. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts...

After weeks and weeks of Adam gagging, Ian asks what we all want to know…is it real? Why does he host a shit podcast if it makes him sick? Ian’s son Stone returns to discuss High School shitting in this modern world from theft to floods to weirdos. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Plea...

What does a good shit look like? Why is every malady cancer? Erik Pfol joins the boys to discuss that and more, specifically stories that will embarrass his younger brother. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbts...

What’s it like to have a diabolical, frantic, theatrical, emo shitter for a father? Are they a chip off the old block or a more reserved, trepidatious shitter? Listen to this episode to find out where Ian’s daughter Sage falls on that spectrum. Also, plenty of tales of High School shits as well the antics of her “all-time shitter” dad. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would li...

Returning guest Dan McRitchie drops another doody diatribe for the boys to digest. No dodgeball this time but there is an ill-fated buffet and nerve-wracking ride home. Adam and Ian bicker but still love each other. We think. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review...

He set the bar high with his first visit and Jimmy Shaker doesn't disappoint in his return to the program. Hear about the time he acted as a solo assassin who lit a fuse that led to a rainstorm of liquid brown hellfire. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tel...

This week’s guest, Matt Mac Isaac, went to Shit School in the Navy, so who better to talk about our favorite topic than him? Listen to hear about his week-in-the-making mud cobra that set-off shock, awe, and a contest. Also….an emergency septic pump for the ages. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your...

What happens when you’re super constipated and employ an enema, suppositories, and laxative all at once? Ian’s Uncle Steve found out and is lucky he has an unselfish neighbor who knew what to do next. Adam and Ian take the show on the road to visit Uncle Steve’s summer AirBNB in New York City and hear all about it….you should too. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to...

When you have chronic IBS, your whole day can be ruined, but if the girl standing in the way of a good hookup has it, your day may get a whole lot better. Cousin Joe recants both experiences with the fellas along with a priceless pants poop parable and the recipe for heroin water. What did he do with that girl’s cup!?!?! If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, em...

Ian’s tattoo artist, Geddes gets interrogated by a confused Adam about his Baltimore food poisoning situation that led to one of the three times he shit his pants this year. He also admits that he’s never been able to resist farting on his girlfriends. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at ywbtspod@gmail.com . Listen wherever you get your podcasts....