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Pirates and grog, diving and pearls, eating lots of fish and getting lost, Mr Blight is too busy looking at his own reflection and eating Kraken Sushi to bother with the actual work and someone steals a skeletons pants. no, I'm not kidding. email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on the Real fresh channel on youtube!

when the party gets in to a deep freeze with their shame hanging in the breeze Mogg and The Cadet shine like diamonds in the cold. follow us on spotify and ainstagram, Facebook and fin us at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube

"stop making sense and they dont poop!!", Scarlett "THEYRE BOOMERANG DANG- ERSIJ!, DM - ROLL FOR GROIN. They are so scared they are just shitting "its okay, i speak bird", ah yes, the 'ole charmy-hurty, I roll for random genetic mutation! DM "did you just make a gelatinous ooze cannon!?!?" Mogg "yes"

When the DM hears a grown Mogg say "im a strong boy mommy" things get weird, "hes going to town and by town i mean their face", "this is the kind of people you hire, ones who throw piss on your friends?', and "i cast dollar tree fireball!", "is that a gimp suit of armour?" *DM has an aneurism* , and "typically they're ready to kill....whores?....yeah......" DM GOES !?!?, and more, so check us out...

"HOW CAN YOU FART IN RESPECT!?!?" "ROLL FOR HEALING DAMAGE"-DM .....troll makeouts...... he is going to attack by picking your nose," "i think i was gonna go for some below the loincloth action" " imma put saddlebags on my spider" and more hilarious things, email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and check out The Real Fresh Channel on YouTube! "you can make more web, i can make more p...

"everything invisible in the room is now well lit" "so im going to tie a string to my cigar to test for magic" *throws cigar* bard " i once jizzed on a rock and another smaller rock came out" just because they dont have the jewels doesnt mean you cant explore the cave

you're coming here to steal my rum, you can at least tell me your name don't counter spell my long rest ITS A LUSTY FISH! its the biggest bonk stick I've got! ARE WE JUST MAKING A SEA TURDUCKEN!?!? AN OCTO-SHARK-FOLK!!!! email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

The DMs birthday meets SPACE as the players channel the spirits of Oz9 by..... that'd be telling, here's some quotes out of context and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com i didn't cast stab! so, you're going to poison the dead mushroom alien? i will shape some water into its butt-mouth "who else wants to speak butt!?!?"

Drinking trash juice and exploring caves, getting stuck and blessings counted, follow along and don't forget to listen to Oz9 and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice! find us on the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

Dark deals and darker streets meet the party as they arm themselves with new items, A foreboding boom in the distance asks more questions than it answers. don't forget to go to www.oz-9.com and get some more laughs. then check out Primus Sharp Edge Dice and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

i do jazz hands and make the poop go away, i wanna dance over the dead rats!, "best case scenario, i die." "i cast osteoporosis!" "the high ranking cultist has a nice ass" and other nonsense from the amazing folks at www.oz-9.com and on Spotify!

Mogg prays and The Cadet bees....yes...bees....Bickle Jr gets in shit and Mad Maven wants nothing to do with his recuperation. the city of Oneidbur looms as the church of Torm welcomes everyone.

I WANT A HOT PINK BAG OF HOLDING! and more things that make the DM sad. get a free gaming mousepad by emailing youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget the Primus Sharp Edge Dice

150th episode madness as KOBOLDS!!!! make a mess of everything. win a free gaming mousepad now by emailing youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com don't forget the Primus Sharp Edge Dice and next week Oz9 joins us for a fun one shot!

The Cadet finds a Raven Beauty while Mogg and Bramble place bets on lies, coins flow and Bickle Jr jumps into tentacles without thinking, more as after the party turns a banshee into a pangolin. get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and check out Oz9, GAMMA RADIO and Dichotomy Games. don't forget to get a free gaming mousepad just for emailing us your favorite character at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.co...

Horseshoes for Gnomes and bowling for unicorns best describes the chaos of this pyramids adventure, get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along. don't forget to email us with your favorite DND character and a small why to win a free YWDW gaming mousepad. youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

FLAMING DWARF ANUSES, yes, you read that right. No, I'm not going to explain. You'll have to listen to the finale of these Pirates and those Scissors. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice while you're at it.

More piracy and more madness involving chocolate teapots and Dwarven arrogance, gey some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and check out Zed1 for their new baby.

A new season of DND starts with piracy and a pair or scissors that can cut the fabric of reality itself, something from the celestial forge at the dawn of time has fallen into the mortal realm, what it will cut next? Who knows. Follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice, then go to the Zed1 podcast for their You Wanna Name What!?!? Their baby. YES. NAME THEIR BABY, Then go to Youtube and fin...

After clearing a small town of goblins and then trekking back to Hallcross Pub, Bramble refuses to join until her vacation is officially over and the party buys a bottle that makes the Cadet blush, the following adventure gets sand everywhere as the party explores a pryamid opening. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along, then check out Gamma Radio and the Zed1 podcast for their new seas...

Stupid sexy MOGGLIN, I mean, ahem, goblins are pushed back in more ways than one, The Cadet makes an unlikely ally into something more. MOGG swipes a potion away like a cat with anytime on a table. Primus Sharp Edge Dice makes for fun times while Gamma Radio and Zed1 have new season shenanigans. Follow along at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube

GERBLINS, UH, I mean *ahem* Goblins. Lots of them, a town full of unique goblins from FLEE MORTALS and the Otherworldy XORRANOX appear to take over the town and ease its burdensome valuables. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along at Real Fresh Channel on YouTube and then go check out the Zed1 podcast for their NAME THE FICTIONAL BABY CONTEST. WAIT, WHAT!?!?

The party has a change up as a young Firlbog joins and Flambé takes time off to prepare for fatherhood with the father he never met....standards so low the bar is just on the floor. Follow along with Primus Sharp Edge Dice!

The SLUTTERY continues with two people obsessed with themselves trying to out bitch each other. New Primus Sharp Edge Dice go rolling the party in interesting ways.

The sluts slut their way sluttily in the Pickapig Tavern and something is burning, many trips to the bathroom later a lot of robbing goes on. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along. Email anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com