You Wanna Do WHAT!?!?

innkeepers crept out and odd drinks ordered, but theres no use crying over spilt jizz buckets. The party makes its way to Helengal's home to find hearthreak and kink waiting for him, Tears shed and lovers lost in tonight's game, email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

A dash of Hot Sauce adds flavour with The Hot Sauce Man joining the YWDW team in a Karen-filled SPA!, Listen as these Karens make employees lives a livong hell whilst giving the DM a run for his sanity, listen as corndogs in space meets demanding for managers then discrediting them immediately. check out The Hot Sauce Man in instagram for tasty additions to your meals.

The players talk of rubbing themselves in butter as part of their bedtime routine, burning a bridge as they cross it. then talk. Ing about stabbing with "Greg from accounting". Following this they decide to throw a bucket of jizz on a god and then decide to sell gamer dwarf bathwater. this and more! email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and check out Dichotomy Games.

When the liminal time and space lifts, the first thing is asking a joke where to go. No, I'm not kidding, then comes the dismay at wet noises and tentacles, but of course "I'm not going to judge a man for how much meat he leaves on the ground, only what's in his mouth" email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games!

Chronomancy was always feared...until these players bought it a drink. listen as more shenanigans with loot drops like you've never heard and a drunken woman with ill intentions, listen later to Dichotomy Games on https://www.twitch.tv/ixiontheunlucky and email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anytime

DICHOTOMY GAMES joins us as more odd things happen, such as; scaring shark people with sudden erections, bad poetry battles, pantsing someone and then an axe to the skull, and more!, email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

"I'm going to invisible mop the wall" The ape said "dibs" in sign language DM " YOU CANNOT MAKE A GERBIL CANNON" Players "not yet, we don't have the gerbil" *in baby voice* eat my face off I don't care, I love you (To a Dinosaur) I cannot make a better description than this, go listen to Oz9 and get a free gaming mousepad (shipping on us) by emailing youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com with your favor...

The magic returns as they immediately ask "can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people in creatively "they stole the stairs!?!?! cant have shit around here (other player) is this jersey? " DM...

We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as: HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUP soup in the face yank em inside and kick their ass you're going to mosh pit them to death? player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh" the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage! is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!? ah, the old yelly licky can i pivot...

how close is he to the gobbler? what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage? YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??! and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb ass are we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck.... i dont want to wander around gods nipple

the magic school looms as the DM introduces a slew of players with magical talents and latent abilities, follow this arc and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com don't forget to find us on YouTube!

im gonna call out their names while i eat them we're taking everything the table? were taking everything with us we just ate human meat, fresh from the human....i think i wonder if i can freeze hell by stealing all the lava . DM "NO!?!?" you must fight the gazebo alone.... and more! email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on YouTube.

The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity is on the dead Gods crotch the players remind you of his name being &...

As the game starts a Djinn makes an offer and soon after hears "i want a rain cheque" and the DM gives them exactly what they ask for "okay, a cheque made of rain appears in you hand", soon when getting lost they remember "ah, yes, the four directions, left, right forward and back!" but as all things go they eventually have to....wait... roll for bitchslap? thats what kind of "SHITUATION" these fo...

After an exhausted DM hears the Karens begin with "while they're arguing, lets head to this mall" and more Karens show up to....of all things demand "show me your papers!!" While Corn Dog Crypto Caren replies with "i have a stick" Kevin has his clothing choices questioned and the best reply us always "MY CLOTHES ARE MEANT TO BE VISIBLE, VISIBLE ISNT UGLY". then of course confusion sets in with "AR...

when the first things you hear in a game is " i do kind of want to see what will happen when it rips us apart" the DM gets worried, but when Jonathan lubes up in the kitchen... things get worse. "a nostril full of femur!...i dont think a bone is supposed to go in that hole....not that bone....get creative" "nostril full of femur is my favourite post rock band" "your fungus is not to be truffled wi...

when the game starts with a "restraining order throw!" you know it's goign to get interesting, hit then again, to 'send a message to you at the speed of bickle' later on sounds wrong the players all get together and agree 'So do we all have the spell "Cause Aneurysm"?' then again; even when dealing with enemies they shout "SPINOTHY, NOOOO!!!" And make comments such as "vanilla ice is just ice crea...

When the game begins with "i am going to go get more hands for that ass!!" And then roll for ethics!?!? "now that we got meat, lets go save that baby. Better than saying "now that we got our baby, lets go save that meat" "then he calls me daddy master, not dungeon master....wait....no, dungeon mommy?" Then asking to ROLL FOR KINK! and what finally broke the DM was when "i want to grab a bag and pi...

"be careful with that" "I AM THE MOST CAREFUL ONE HERE!!!" its a fortune cookie off!!! are you asking for a pussy snorkel!?!? whats the save? not 27 thats for damn sure now we got this eldritch blast comin at the frog "fuck you and the frog you rode in on", "imma get that tattooed on my ass" "before i leave the room i need to go up to each of them and insult them" threw a box of crayons at the bbe...

when "he doesn't deserve the fun chamber!" and "thats his emotional support sandwich" and then 'why dont we throw the bird at the door?" makes the DM say "napoleon?, In this world hes only an icecream" then "go ahead and hold a super soaker of holy water im ready to do this" as the players take the DM and the imagination on a wild ride to save Xmas. follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice...

The game starts by introductions like "you're a high elf so you have to get up high?" and "Rupert's ready for that kind of naughty, get me on that list!" then the game really gets going when the Dm points out The poo bucket" player "that's also the food bucket" DM IT IS NOW *writes down furiously" people say things like "i don't know why he wants to be referred to by a bunch of holes, but okay" an...

You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? finishes off it's year with piracy "I have a boat and it's in me!"....wait... WHAT!?!?, AAs the Dm gives the last quest of the year the players say "nah, we're going to take over the world instead!" and bribe each other saying "I will give you EVERYTHING..." only to hear " even a stepladder?" and a restrained ".....yes...." bringing us to The Grand Pimp!, "you think I knew an...

the party shops and struggles and as the old saying goes "never split the party" even if there's a new member.....WAIT....WHAT!?!? Find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

High stakes gambling and shopping, who wins and who loses? over 100,000 gold in the pot and too many eyes to cheat....but of course they found a way. follow along and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Guests and Mogg "I TURN INTO A DRAGON" Scarlett "....FINALLY". When guests polymorph and say "im an expert on polar bears, now being a polar a polar bear....", then "You see Mogg the Celloist...dragon edition"*tm (not really, lol) "i guess we're going thru the bucket hole today!" AS THE *DM HAS ANOTHER MELTDOWN* "DM you keep forgetting, we're very religious" "i cast ice breath on him, what happens...