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The "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year! Support this show http...

The "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year! Support this show http...

Inarguably Bruce Lee's worst movie (although we address it early and make clear, this IS NOT a Bruce Lee movie), Game of Death stands as a banner of what studios thought they could get away with once a big star dies and you have a property that you need to capitalize upon. It's pretty gross, actually. There are, however, a precious few moments of gold in here where Bruce is actually doing some fig...

So, like, 20 years ago The Rundown comes out and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasn't in every movie ever just yet and Seann William Scott was (and remains) very cool, like this film. Oh, and any movie that has a Walken monologue in it gets an automatic pass from us. Also, thanks for checking us out! Please tell some folks, consider subscribing, and if you can, leave us a review somewhere like iTunes...

It's 1981 and Sammo Hung directs this super fun movie. Ok, now it's 2023 and we're going through it on a podcast that you're about to enjoy! You really can't go wrong with a Sammo action flick - that dude knows how to make a martial arts movie. Thanks for checking out our show! If you like it, please consider subscribing and perhaps even leaving us a review on iTunes or something - that'd be a hug...

Not a martial arts movie, persay, but holy shit. This movie is a *ride*. Wow. Just strap in for this one and hold on to your damn straps or something. Jeeeeesus. Hey, subscribe to us if you think listening to our show is a good time! Leave us a review if you can, or just tell some friends about us! Keep up that, "being amazing" thing! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-...

This is an under-rated movie out of 1985. We go through this and really have a great time - as we hope you do! Matthew Modine (currently of Stranger Things fame, not to mention damn Batman!) and Linda Fiorentino (think M.I.B. or Dogma) with Madonna doing the well-known song, Crazy for You. Come for the journey! Also, keep being awesome and tell some friends about us, leave a review, or just subscr...

Absolute classic here - influencer of many modern mainstream AND martial arts movies. We had a super time going through this one and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Please subscribe, leave a review, and tell some friends (or enemies, associates, co-horts, passers-by....). All that stuff helps us get in front of more people - so if you enjoy content like this, help us get it out there! Also...

Epic throw downs in this classic fight flick! Keith Cooke's feet are flyin', Richard Norton's hands are on FIRE, and Cynthia Rothrock shows why she's one of the best of all time. We go through this movie and love every second of the cheesy, '80s awesomeness! Subscribe to our show, leave a review, tell some friends, or all of the above! That stuff all helps us, so if you like content like this, hel...

Statham, driving fast and fighting some fellas whilst having bicycle pedals on his feet, soaked in motor oil. Whether you find this interesting, somewhat sexy, off-putting or perhaps all three, you'll find something you can relate to in our talk-through of The Transporter. If you dig this podcast right to China, subscribe to us! Also, leave us a review somewhere telling others how much you think w...

In all honesty, if you don't like this movie we probably won't be friends. I mean, how do you not love this? It's weird, funny, the fight scenes kick ass, John Carpenter directed it... Like, come on! It's so fun that it really shouldn't be allowed. Come and join us for the talk through of this classic flick. If you enjoy our podcast, subscribe! It really helps us out, and so do reviews. If you cou...

Normally we really enjoy the movies we review. Even if the movies are bad, they've got redeeming qualities. This movie is awful. It's so bad that it's actually, physically difficult to watch. We had a blast watching it because we were making fun of it relentlessly. To be clear, the other actors and people involved are doing their best to polish off this turd, but it's Seagal that just sucks all th...

John Wick is a classic example of what's known as "gun-fu", and it's the best. Usually, the movie that starts a franchise is amazing and this really set the world up for a great run of future movies. Loving releasing the full versions of our podcasts to you. If you enjoy these, know that new episodes are being recorded now to be released soon. We're going to keep putting the older ones out so you'...

Here's one of our Partial Arts releases from a while back! Enjoy the Tony Scott madness with a dash of Bronson Pinchot, a dash of Brad Pitt, and a healthy splash of Michael Rapaport! Christian Slater is at his peak and Patricia Arquette is stellar, both running from a terrifying James Gandolfini. It's violent, it's funny, and man is it a ride. Hey, thanks for listening to our podcast! We're curren...

Tony Jaa grew up on martial arts films, most of them from China, so he didn't know about wire work. He just thought those peeps were flying around like a bunch of crazy mofos. So in Thailand, he just started trying to learn how to do that shit all on his own. We have to say, he came pretty damn close. This guy is mental, jumping around and kneeing people in the damn chest and whatnot. Super fun mo...

Classic, timeless, and Jim Kelly beatin' all that ass - this is a fantastic film and we had an absolute blast going through it. We completely lost it about 20 minutes in, laughing to the point of almost having to stop the podcast, but we powered through for you, the fans. Please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and tell some friends about us! Leave us a five star review somewhere! Keep up...

Oh, Steven Seagal...how we miss you. The sexual assault allegations, the vehicular puppyslaughter on your cop show, the rapid loss of caring about the quality of your movies to the point where they are almost literally unwatchable...there's so much. This though, THIS movie is fun to sit through and the categories at the end were super enjoyable. Please subscribe where you get your podcasts, review...

Got busy and forgot to put out an episode last Sunday, but here's a dandy one for you with Rapid Fire! Brandon Lee, Powers Boothe, and a host of the regular stunt crew to make an amazing flick! Enjoy this and there will be another soon to follow! Please remember to subscribe on whatever platform you use for your podcasts because that helps us out with the ALL POWERFUL ALGORITHM! All hail the algor...

Two classic Bruce Lee podcast reviews today! Go back and listen to us absolutely LOVE Enter the Dragon and Way of the Dragon - so great, so much to talk about, and so much to have a laugh at. Amazing movies and incredible martial arts! Hey, thanks for listening and seeing what we're all about! If you dig this stuff, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Tell some friends and all that go...

Two classic Bruce Lee podcast reviews today! Go back and listen to us absolutely LOVE Enter the Dragon and Way of the Dragon - so great, so much to talk about, and so much to have a laugh at. Amazing movies and incredible martial arts! Hey, thanks for listening and seeing what we're all about! If you dig this stuff, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Tell some friends and all that go...

I'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last...

I'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last...

I'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last...

We're back and publishing some episodes in full because we used to break them up into five chunks so folks could have something to listen to driving to work. That said, we just want you to hear the old shows while we're recording some new ones to get ahead on the publishing! On that note, please enjoy Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock in a kickass movie from 1985 with stunts so crazy they'll make...

Alright, so we're in the process of re-launching the podcast but in a more time-friendly way for Chad and me. We have already recorded a new episode but we're going to get several done and in the can before we start unleashing the new stuff - so, in the time being we're going to re-release some of the first ones that may not have gotten a listen the first time aaaaaand were going to re-release all...