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Way back in 1972, Bruce Lee gave us Chinese Connection...and it was good. We still watch it to this very day. The story is fun, the fighting is pretty great, and Bruce in disguise is fantastic. Come hang with us for a bit and enjoy our chat-through of this classic! If you could consider subscribing and/or leaving us a glowing review at iTunes or Amazon, that'd be dope. You're fab! Support this sho...

Jean-Claude Goddamn and Dolph Lundgren star as cyborg soldiers who remember their old lives in this sci-fi thriller. Such a fun flick to watch again - so if you're so inclined, throw this in the old player, tune us up, and watch it with us! You won't be disappointed! If you can leave us a review at iTunes or Amazon, that'd be dope. Also, please consider subscribing as that really helps us get into...

Mark Dacascos stars in this movie that capitalized on the capoeira craze that swept the nation in the early 90's (I may have made that "craze" up in my mind). This was 1993 and teenagers everywhere were jengaing and attempting to flip-kick each other around the steamy underbellies of major cities all over North America. Only the Strong was an attempt to get those teens' money. We had a fun time ch...

Good hot Lord. This movie. We had high expectations when the trailer came out, but, sadly, the movie did not deliver in the manner we had hoped. It was still a really fun talk through, however, especially the alteration of the plot to how WE thought it should be. Please enjoy this show and consider subscribing and/or leaving us a review wherever you check your podcasts out. You continue to be awes...

Next up on our re-posting of episodes before new drops is Jackie Chan's sort of introduction to North American audiences, Rumble in the Bronx. This movie is essentially a live-action cartoon with stunts that will melt your brain trying to figure out how Chan is still alive. Then you go back and watch some older movies of his and you'll never stop wondering. He's been defying death for a long long...

Fictionalized version of the life of Ip Man, teacher of Bruce Lee. Donnie Yen is fantastic as the title character leading this film through tons of great fight scenes. It's 2008 so quality is good, and we really enjoyed doing this talk through. New episodes are almost ready to drop - we'll keep you posted and the first new one will be..... Ninja 3: The Domination! Coming very soon to a podcast fee...

This 2009 film takes us again into the world of Silat and Indonesia, this time hero Yuda has to use his "Merantau" or coming of age trip away from his village, to help Astri, a young girl trying to stay away from a human trafficking situation. We talk through this movie with laughs and enjoy both the martial arts and the creative use of a relatively low budget to great effect. Come on along for th...

"Does this episode contain explicit language?" hahahahahahahahahaha! This episode is essentially ALL explicit language. Steven Seagal just brings it out in us. The froth of disinterest just gushes forth, drowning all that go before it. We like Stone Cold Steve, but Seagal is almost quite literally the worst. We can forgive bad movies, we can't forgive abject laziness, stupidity, and disrespect for...

It's 1978, so don your bell bottoms and get groovy, baby, because we're into the old school Shaw Brothers and the Five Deadly Venoms! Good times were had by all here so come and enjoy the talk through on your drive or treadmill, or whatever you like! If you can subscribe and leave us a five-star (deadly) review, that'd be the dopest thing all day. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-h...

Classic? Sure. Insane? Absolutely. We talk about this incredible film and see what it's all about, so come along for the ride! It's 1976 so wear your bell-bottoms and a bunch of cologne, maybe some chains, and for damn sure grow your bush out to the max. You're awesome for listening to our show. If you could leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe, that would just make us al...

Michael Dudikoff and Steve James are back to continue the reign of ninja cheese! Come hang with us while we talk through the goings on and transpirings of ninjas in a tropical locale! We appreciate you listening and if you could do us a solid and subscribe, that'd be dope. Reviews also help and we love them five stars! Thanks. You rule. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offende...

We lost a great one recently in Carl Weathers. From Apollo Creed, to Dillon in this film, to the incredibly hilarious turn as Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore, and so many more roles, Weathers had a tremendous career and we wanted to add to Rocky that we just uploaded. So in that vein, here we present our talk though of the perfect action movie, Predator. Please consider subscribing and if you can...

I mean, what's there to say about Rocky other than that it's a classic that needs to be discussed. It's boxing, it's Stallone, it's Talia Shire, and everything about it is great. Hang out for a bit and enjoy the chat. If you could consider leaving us a 5-star review and maybe subscribe, it'd mean the world to us. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1 . Hoste...

This movie rules. The soundtrack alone will make you want to punch everything within a six foot radius of you. Shang Tsung is just *chewing* scenery here and it's glorious. You know you want to check back to 1995 and relive all the "GET OVER HERE'S" you can get, so come on! Hey, leave us a great review and subscribe to the podcast! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-thi...

Oh, JCVD, you with your bikini briefs, doing the splits between chairs, wooing journalists with your laissez faire attitude towards death matches...it's almost too much. And yet, here we are, looking wistfully back at 1988 to talk through this tremendous film based on what seem to be an avalanche of lies. But damn, is it entertaining. Come join us! Also, leave us a 5-star review and subscribe to t...

This movie. This movie, right here, is crazy. Like, legit, crazy with actual crazy people in it. You have to listen to the podcast to get the entire story, but it's worth it. Also, mixing martial arts with gymnastics, Tadashi Yamashita (aka Black Star Ninja), and classic Richard Norton together with a Mel Brooks-lookin' fella who leads a nation of insane people who basically kill anyone who visits...

Is he perfect? Well, we're gonna talk about it in this podcast and get to the damn bottom of it. Come along for the chat as we discuss Jeff Speakman, Toru Tanaka, and various other aspects of this movie. Laughs abound and the swears are flying - you'll laugh out loud on your drive to work! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe and leave us a five-star review wherever you get your podcasts...

One of the classics of modern martial arts movies, The Karate Kid put Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita on the map. Add Elizabeth Shue in there and toss mean ol' Johnny on top of the pile with his skeleton-clad crew, and you've got yourself a good ol' time. Come enjoy our chat through this memory lane movie - we might even get a little emotional. You never know.... Support this show http://supporter.ac...

More from the insane world of Iku Uwais and The Raid. More violence, more crazy fights, and one scene that will live with me forever. Camera work that will almost literally melt your brain. That is this movie. Innovative and stylish, brutal and genre stretching, we loved this film and hope you enjoy our talk through. Hey, please leave us a 5-star review anywhere podcasts live! If you can subscribe...

Holy crap this movie is crazy. The violence is amazing, the fight choreography is stunning, and the "HOLY SHIT!!!" moments are off the damn charts. Come with us as we try to keep this out of our darkest dreams. Hey, thanks for listening - if you have a sec, please leave us a 5-star review and subscribe so we can get more traction in the All Powerful Algorithm! You rule. Support this show http://su...

Leroy Green is a master...or is he? When he encounters a pop star with problem in the industry, he has to deal with hired muscle in the form of Sho-Nuff - the Shogun of Harlem! Now his confidence is waning, but can he get it back? Will he have to learn the art of Fighting Without Fighting? All will be revealed in due time, friends! In due time.... Please consider subscribing and, if you can, leavi...

All Chuck Norris, all the time. Richard Norton throwing down as the Ninja. It's all here and it's all spectacular as we talk our way through this classic of martial arts cinema! Please consider leaving us a review anywhere reviews are left. Also, please subscribe to our show if it's something you dig! Thanks and keep up that "being awesome" thing. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-h...

This is Seagal's fourth movie and it has the great William Forsythe in it. Forsythe is from Brooklyn. Seagal told William fucking Forsythe during the filming of this movie that he should, "work on your Brooklyn accent." Incredible. Please consider leaving us a review somewhere. And subscribe. That'd be dope. Much like you. Lastly, fuck Steven Seagal. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/yo...

Jet Li, Bob Hoskins, and Morgan damn-Freeman star in this oddly interesting fight flick. Come along while we laugh our asses off chatting our way through Danny beating the living snot out of quite literally nearly everyone he meets! Please consider leaving us a review anywhere that takes reviews (iTunes, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, local meetups, a bathroom wall, honestly, anywhere. Support this sh...

The "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year! Support this show http...