Roy Calvin | Dating Advice

You Don’t Know Anything About Women: Dating Stories and Advice

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There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance. If I replied to their posts with the advice they actually need, I'd just get banned and be told that I'm an idiot by the other commenters (despite having been on more dates with more women than all of them combined). That's where this podcast comes in. I'm checking out the most cringeworthy, clueless dating and relationship posts from Reddit to provide REAL dating advice for men that the gatekeepers of the internet don't want you to know.

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Roy Calvin | Dating Advice

Episodes

"I Need to Pay a Girl to Cuddle Me...Will My Future Girlfriend Find Out I'm a Loser?" 19.07.2025 13:05

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: -A guy wondering if it's okay to dump a girl if she won't meet up with him. -A desperate, nearly-hopeless guy who wants to pay for a girl to cuddle him instead of finding one that actually likes him. -A guy who was paying for prostitution but was too dumb to realize it. -A 20-year-old dude who doesn't wanna get roped into marriag...

"I Buy Her Flowers Every Time I See Her...Why Doesn't She Love Me!?" 05.07.2025 17:16

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy with the phone number of a girl he met at a party but doesn't know if it's okay to text her. - A guy who wants to kick his useless girlfriend out of his mom's house. - A college student feeling underappreciated because he takes his girlfriend to restaurants he can't afford and pays the bill. - A feminine guy who can't get...

"I Did Her Laundry and Cleaned Her Room...How Could She Break Up With Me!?" 21.06.2025 13:11

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who feels it's important that girls reach to pay the bill on the first date. - A guy who can't believe girls still don't like him after he took dancing classes and speech lessons. - A guy who thought doing his girlfriend's chores would build a healthy relationship. Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice f...

"She's Incredible, But I Need to Dump Her!" My Advice: Keep Dating Her While Looking for a New Girl 07.06.2025 10:19

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy wondering if it's a good idea to hand a girl a love letter like he's in grade 5. - A guy who wants to break up with an incredible girl because he's not into her "romantically." - A guy beating himself up because a girl at work told him she has a boyfriend. - A guy who doesn't want to be treated like a walking ATM despite...

"I'm A 26-Year-Old Virgin...Soon I'll Be Forced to Date Single Mothers!" 24.05.2025 17:15

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who thinks it's impossible to meet girls in real life. - A guy who wants to cancel a date because he told the girl he's excited about it. - A 26-year-old guy who gets naked women in his bed, doesn't have sex with them, and thinks he has to date single mothers soon. - An overly feminine guy who got told the woman he's dati...

"She Rejected Me Because I'm a Virgin... More Therapy for Me!" 10.05.2025 15:55

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who thinks he needs therapy after getting rejected because he's a virgin. - A 24-year-old guy who doesn't like that younger girls are interested in him. - A guy who wants to give up on dating because he's getting no results. - A clueless guy wasting his time going on dates with sexless women in their 40s. - A guy who actu...