You Don’t Know Anything About Women: Dating Stories and Advice

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who had a trip booked with his parents before he met his girlfriend, and she says he needs to cancel. - A guy who keeps getting interrupted by his girlfriend trying to show him Instagram garbage when he just wants to relax and play video games. - A guy wondering if he got scammed when the girl he was on a date with sudden...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is worried that he's going to be able to see the girl he's dating "only" 3 times in the next 6 weeks. - A virgin who can't believe that two people would ever want to have a one night stand (it's not as simple as he thinks). - A guy whose pride is keeping him from going on a second date (I tell a story about a time whe...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - An autistic guy who wants to apologize to the girl he's dating over and over when he makes mistakes. - A university student who asked a girl out, got a NO, and is wondering how to deal with still regularly seeing her (it's time to be cool). - A guy who is worried about competing against other guys and offending girls. - A seria...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who doesn't want to have sex with his new girl because he's starting a new job in a month (even though he hasn't gotten laid in a year). - A 25-year-old guy who thinks that the guys getting girls are "complete trash." - An insanely jealous guy who is worried that his older girlfriend with kids is gonna find someone else (...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who says he can easily talk to girls...but is too scared to actually start the conversation. - An autistic guy who was seeing a dating therapist (she wanted him to lie to girls) but she cut things off. - A guy who is traumatized from his breakup so he doesn't want to continue the hobbies he did with his ex. - A guy who ju...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who gets super anxious whenever his girlfriend doesn't reply to his texts within an hour (a commenter gives TERRIBLE advice). - A guy who got rekt in the comments because he mentioned he makes six figures and thinks girls are basic. - A 20-year-old guy who gets no attention from women (they even make fun of how he looks)....

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who thinks all the new girls he meets are downgrades compared to his ex (the Reddit comments on this one are really dumb). - A guy who's convinced himself that he's not afraid of rejection, he just doesn't want to inconvenience girls. - An overly-anxious guy who thinks it's a bad thing that a girl is texting less after th...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who has been on 5 dates with a girl who has now told him she's going on a date with another guy. - A guy who got kicked to the curb after hooking up with an older woman (he brought wine to her house). - A post removed by Reddit mods from a guy who got herpes from his girlfriend. - An overthinking guy who doesn't like that...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy with no prospects and no sex in the past 7 years who quickly cut things off with a girl after one date. - A guy whose photo got posted on Facebook by a girl he was dating because she wanted dirt on him. - An ugly, boring guy with no personality wondering how he could ever attract a woman (me and him actually aren't so dif...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who was taking it "slow" with a girl (AKA they weren't even dating) and now she hooked up with someone. - A guy who knows that he needs to approach women, but freeze up when he tries. - A guy who desperately wants to forget about a girl that he loves (HE broke up with HER so wtf?) + a story about a girl who was banging me...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who broke up with his last two girlfriends because they wouldn't stop texting him. - A guy wanting to know what women find attractive and how he can change his personality/appearance. - A 33-year-old guy who thinks he's running out of time to find a girl to have kids with (he might be right). - A guy who needs help dealin...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who thinks he got ghosted after a 6 weeks of dating (but I'm not so sure). - A guy who is thinking about ending it with the girl he's been dating because she doesn't meet up frequently enough (he should take a lesson from her approach to dating). - A guy who received the ol' "let's just be friends" text message and wants...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who had a girl tell him she can't meet for 3 months (but don't worry, she's not gonna talk to any other guys before then). - A guy whose girlfriend is having long text conversations with the new guy at work. - A spineless guy that paid everyone's bill when the girl he's been dating brought her friends to their meetup (he...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who keeps getting cheated on and thinks it's all his fault (he might have a point). - A guy whose girlfriend told him she used to sext with a guy who was in a relationship. - A guy who wants to know if it's a good idea to date a girl who is mentally ill and hates him. - An overreactive guy who left a girl he was literally...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy that's been practically paralyzed by getting rejected from girls he's approached (featuring the advice I was given when I first started approaching girls). - A guy who is wondering what to do about his girlfriend of 5 years that he caught cheating through text. Oh, also they've barely banged in the past 2 years. - A guy d...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who wants to dump a girl after two dates because she chose a restaurant out of his budget for the next date. - A guy who says he has no self-esteem and doesn't understand why women don't want to meet him. - A needy guy who is upset that the girl he's dating doesn't have big conversations via text (he's overthinking it). -...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who started dating the hot girl at the MMA gym and now all the guys there want to beat the hell out of him (he should just quit). - A guy who is thinking about hiring a professional dating service after sending messages on Instagram to girls out of nowhere was unsuccessful. - A short guy that is worried about the male com...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who was close to getting it on with a girl on the first date but didn't even try on the second. - A guy who has been on several dates with a girl, all at the same coffee shop, and now he's worried about her lack of emoji when texting. - A guy that's dating two girls and doesn't know how to juggle them. - A guy who asked a...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls. - A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever. - A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great. - A frustrated g...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in. - A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them. - A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!). - A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about....

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again. - A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps. - A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world. - A guy that found much more success when he made...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is surprised most girls in their 30s are married (he needs to lower his accepted age range). - A guy that keeps getting ghosted after making out on dates. - A guy who doesn't understand why he kisses girls that he's on dates with. - A guy with a girlfriend who treats him like dirt, but apparently she's the sweetest pe...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy." - A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl. - A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling. - A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women ar...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly. - A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer. - A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date. - A guy whose wife is a stay-at...

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did.  - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy. - A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more. - A 23-year-old gu...