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Marissa drew a line in the sand, then a bunch of basic people crossed it and invaded her hallowed holiday. Why did they do this? WHY??? We’re talking costumes, paying it forward, Pokemon Oreos, Midnight Mass, Alex, and more. Have you watched the new Netflix series? Should Pete sell his Mew Oreo?

Ever wonder why we scream? Like you know some reasons, but why screaming instead of just saying ‘ouch’? Pete wades through the waters to examine this topic, while Marissa suggests a goth bar and visits a CVS food court, and we hear about a forgotten children’s show from Alex. Have you heard of the C.O.W-boys […]

Marissa reveals to Pete that gangstalking isn’t being stalked by a gang of people (entirely). It’s something much more sinister… We also talk about promotional foods, reboots, and Marissa’s triumphant return to TikTok. Are you being attacked by microwaves? Do you attack your neighbors with low-frequency sounds? Are you on TikTok?

Pete put lots of time into researching why Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, John Travolta, and Mel Gibson are in so many bad movies lately– we’re talking years of watching hours of movies. Marissa’s mom makes a peripheral appearance on the show, and both hosts pitch simulation games to break the ice. Do you […]

Marissa is in shambles, but she still has the wherewithal to tell us all about some classic celebrity death hoaxes that have happened over the years. We also talk about when to tell a woman she should have a baby, pitches for the upcoming Wednesday, Wrong Turn, and Kristen Stewart. Have you made up a […]

Pete delves into the modern folklore of feral cannibals in National Parks. Spoiler alert: if you take one word out of the title, he may be on board. Marissa talks therapy, Alex shares wisdom, and we begin our pleas for best wishes for our upcoming 200th episode. Is it so wrong to be a feral […]

Marissa exposes four animals you wouldn’t think would kill you, but they sure as hell will if you push them! Pete’s brain-fog has him very unprepared as we name sports teams, talk COVID protocols, older therapists, and more. Have you been attacked by an unexpected animal? Would you like your healthcare professionals to wear old […]

We’re back! This week Pete dives into the world of winning millions from magazine subscriptions… or is there something else going on? We also talk about what we’ve been up to, hear from Alex, and wax poetic about TV show theme songs. Have you won with PCH? Have you tried? Will they sponsor us?

Pete had some personal stuff that threw things off track, so we’re encoring our most famous guest, Blake Wexler. We’ll be back with a brand new episode next week! Think you’re more famous than Blake? Wanna be a guest?

Keeping with the Disney theme, this week we revisit an episode from August 2019, when Marissa explored lions, The Lion King, and improv. Pete, on the other hand, is rambunctious. We’ll be back soon. Do you miss us?

This week, we bring in our resident Disney expert, Carlos Phillips, for an open discussion about whether Goofy is a cow or a dog (and other species of Disney favorites). We also dip into childhood ambitions, fanny packs, summer fun, and more. Don’t cut out at plugs or you’ll miss the post-credits scene! Where do […]

This week we go out to Maine to dish about some alien antics in the Allagash wilderness. We also learn about friendship, as we talk about being snooty, paranormal resources, and familia. Just kidding. Have you ever been abducted? Why do people camp for 10 days in a row?

This week, Marissa leads you through Pete’s potluck of mini-topics in Religion, Language, Conspiracies, and Animals (birds). Pete’s miserably back to work, Marissa goes full cottagecore, and we talk about things we collected. Marissa’s plug is a request, too (see below). Will you fulfill her request? Do you have any ideas for the show?

Pete really drops the ball on his podcast homework this week, but Marissa still excels as she explores what’s going on with Britney Spears. We don’t have law degrees, but we do summarize things so you don’t have to read/watch/hear so much. We also talk about melting icecaps, train bathrooms, and how long we hope […]

What makes you cool is that you’re still listening, despite this being a rebroadcast. We’re just too full of joyful activity and our schedules didn’t work out. And, given the recent discussion of the Pentagon UFO report, we thought it’d be a good time to revisit To the Stars Academy, which is paired with a […]

Pete explains that if you survive the apocalypse, you should get your butt to Georgia. A mysterious monument may hold the key to survival… or they key to a New World Order. It’s really up to you. Pete is podcasting laying down and Marissa is compared to Lady Gaga for wearing purple. Who would you […]

Do you find yourself emotionally invested in celebrities lives? Pete explains parasocial relationships with a few recent sources. He also begins a two-episode arc of his back going out. In the meantime, Marissa is going shopping and meeting medical folks. Who do you have a parasocial relationship with? How’s your health?

Marissa will be flying soon, so she decided to explore air rage. Are people losing it on planes because they’re drunk and confined? Or is it that people can’t socialize after COVID? Pete has a controversial plug and Marissa seeks to calm through beverages. When are you flying again? Ever been to Montana?

This week Marissa introduces us to life cheat codes, from the mouths of babes on TikTok. Will she gain riches? Will Pete lose weight? Only numbers will tell. We also talk masks, sandwiches, Quibi, and more. Don’t forget, if you try this numbers technique with us, let us know!

Despite your favorite hosts not knowing how their weeks were, they do know how to baptize inanimate objects. Pete examines what may (or may not) be rage bait, Marissa congratulates Blake Wexler, and we talk about bands we want to come back. Do you like ‘Twilight Barn Rock’? Is Marissa 80 years old? Are you […]

So you know how Baby Yoda is so cute you’d take a bullet for him? You know how that dog is so adorable you want to squeeze it to death? Marissa’s familiar with that feeling and she’s going to tell you what it’s all about. What would you do if your kid was a werewolf? […]

Fresh off the thrill of talking with Blake Wexler, we’re having sleepy laughs and indulging all distractions as we jump into parkour. We don’t tell you much that you can’t get from Wikipedia, but we’re a lot more fun than them. Note: we mean no offense to the athletes mentioned in this episode. We also […]

We have a guest! Blake Wexler joins us as we talk about the dust-ups between Millennials and Zoomers, possibly title his next special, and plug his stuff. Have you ever met a dad-ager? Did we buy mydaughterswallet.net? Will people ever stop blaming other generations for stuff? Go see Blake in Philadelphia on May 5!

dd This week we talk about fro-yo triggers, dying plants, and visits home. Then we dig into the Comics Code of America, which led the way as a governing body of comic book decency. Find out how they came to be and their weird regulations. Ever felt judged at a store? Know how to save […]

This week we talk about Lil Nas X’s brush with evil, Nike, and marketing as Marissa explains what went down with his Satan Shoes. Additionally, we talk about bad facial hair, urban horseback riding, crypto, and more. What would you pay for Satan Shoes? Do you sport awful facial hair? What do you think of […]