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That’s NOT a poop joke, but there is poop talk in this hodgepodge episode. We hear about bloating, Dean Winters, gratuity, idling cars, and The Adventures of the Gummi Bears theme song. Also, Marissa gets bad news and speaks French. Why is January such a bummer? Ever had eggs in mayonnaise?

Wake up! It’s a new episode. We start with sirens, blueberry wine, and work-loathing. We talk about imaginary food, Marissa gets a package, and Pete explores the culture and types of napping. What kind of naps do you take? Do you remember our episode on Sleep Paralysis and Boring Dreams? Which celebrity should advocate for […]

Okay, so we had some sound trouble at the start, but we get it straightened out. Call it National Audio-Oops Day! Marissa covers how these fill-in-the-blank days get made and who’s behind the scheme. Also: typos, Skype reactions, childhood albums, and plugs! What national holiday would you make if it didn’t cost so much?

It’s Marissa’s birthday!! And don’t get on Facebook and wish her. It’s a secret. Pete treats her to the inner workings of one of her favorite celestial sites: the moon. We also have a call from Alex, a death from (not of) Michael Venos, a soda ice-breaker, and a little bit of dairy. Did you […]

This year, Marissa made us recap top fives from 2021. Pete didn’t want to edit, so the sound effects are live and so is the foolishness. What are five things you enjoyed in 2021? What’s Marissa’s birthday tagline going to be??

It’s the Christmas episode, and you won’t go until you get some of this figgy pudding, plum pudding– who knows?? Marissa does! She explains the intricacies of hearty desserts that are common around Christmas. Have you had plum pudding? Will you call Almond the car guy?

Forgive Pete for being a little hoarse, but this episode he’s visiting the social world of singing at night in the winter. Whether it’s going wassailing, joining a parranda, or carrying a horse skull, there’s something for everyone. We talk Pete being sick, Marissa’s making teas, both dish on Christmas movies, and we get a […]

This week we slip on ice, right into the holiday season. Ever wonder how they get made? Ever wonder why you see the same people in them? Ever want to make one? We’ll answer some of those questions. Plus, Pete has a mouse, Marissa has mulled wine, Alex is on parental leave, and we remind […]

In a special activism episode, Marissa tells us all about how the US is screwed when it comes to parental leave from work. We also reflect on happy Thanksgivings, hear from Alex and Cassie, interpret a dream, and plug our Patreon. Donate now to get your Christmas swag! Did you take family leave when you […]

With a studio audience of uneaten turkeys, Pete and Marissa talk about reaction videos on YouTube. What are they? Why do people like them? We also talk about what we’re thankful for and avoid talking about how we are. How are you? Having a happy Thanksgiving break? What was your favorite food on the table?

‘Ello there. Marissa examines the posh accent that people sometimes use… but why? This is part one in a Thanksgiving pre-record double-header, so excuse our brevity. We hope the passion for knowledge still shines through. What superhero personality would you makeover? Can you do a decent transatlantic accent? Show us in a call, or…

We fell behind on some calls, so we start the show catching up, including a surprise from an old friend. Pete’s topic is the 1948 film “Bill & Coo,” which features an all animal, primarily bird, cast. Can it sustain for the runtime? Is it as charming as Captain EO? What did you do with […]

It’s a short title, but a deep dive as we welcome Bryant to talk about his hobby and the salacious goings-on that happen when lots of reefers get together. It’s a really fun time and a great guest. Have you ever had a coral? What underwater creature would you be? Do you want to start […]

This week Marissa talks about fan death and Pete talks about haunted eBay items. In between, we hear from YOU (well, if you called us)! Scary stories and spooky laughs abound. Oh, and our email address was broken, so if you send us a 200th episode or scary story, get into those sent items and […]

We cover 200 topics in one episode and some people call to congratulate us. If you forgot to call…

This week Marissa examines the fear of fearing fear– okay being scared of scary things that are scary– okay just listen. We also talk about where we’d haunt, our dads, and more. Next episode is 200! What have you learned from us???

In episode #198, Pete investigates his hometown area in New Jersey. We got cryptids, pirates, doctors, and holes! We talk about Reeses’ peanut butter cups, a fun family weekend, food order nightmares, and much more. Have you let us know your favorite show? Have you called to wish us a happy 2ooth show soon???

Marissa drew a line in the sand, then a bunch of basic people crossed it and invaded her hallowed holiday. Why did they do this? WHY??? We’re talking costumes, paying it forward, Pokemon Oreos, Midnight Mass, Alex, and more. Have you watched the new Netflix series? Should Pete sell his Mew Oreo?

Ever wonder why we scream? Like you know some reasons, but why screaming instead of just saying ‘ouch’? Pete wades through the waters to examine this topic, while Marissa suggests a goth bar and visits a CVS food court, and we hear about a forgotten children’s show from Alex. Have you heard of the C.O.W-boys […]

Marissa reveals to Pete that gangstalking isn’t being stalked by a gang of people (entirely). It’s something much more sinister… We also talk about promotional foods, reboots, and Marissa’s triumphant return to TikTok. Are you being attacked by microwaves? Do you attack your neighbors with low-frequency sounds? Are you on TikTok?

Pete put lots of time into researching why Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, John Travolta, and Mel Gibson are in so many bad movies lately– we’re talking years of watching hours of movies. Marissa’s mom makes a peripheral appearance on the show, and both hosts pitch simulation games to break the ice. Do you […]

Marissa is in shambles, but she still has the wherewithal to tell us all about some classic celebrity death hoaxes that have happened over the years. We also talk about when to tell a woman she should have a baby, pitches for the upcoming Wednesday, Wrong Turn, and Kristen Stewart. Have you made up a […]

Pete delves into the modern folklore of feral cannibals in National Parks. Spoiler alert: if you take one word out of the title, he may be on board. Marissa talks therapy, Alex shares wisdom, and we begin our pleas for best wishes for our upcoming 200th episode. Is it so wrong to be a feral […]

Marissa exposes four animals you wouldn’t think would kill you, but they sure as hell will if you push them! Pete’s brain-fog has him very unprepared as we name sports teams, talk COVID protocols, older therapists, and more. Have you been attacked by an unexpected animal? Would you like your healthcare professionals to wear old […]

We’re back! This week Pete dives into the world of winning millions from magazine subscriptions… or is there something else going on? We also talk about what we’ve been up to, hear from Alex, and wax poetic about TV show theme songs. Have you won with PCH? Have you tried? Will they sponsor us?