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Halloween is here, and so are Spirit Halloween stores! Pete digs into the business, the employees, and the movie. Marissa went to New York City, Pete heard a lot of Marissa instead of music, and both hosts tell you which classic Halloween figure they’d befriend or date. Have you seen Spirit Halloween: The Movie? Have […]

You think your sperm is better than mine? Oh, wait, it IS better than mine, according to some banks. Marissa fertilizes the egg that is our minds when she examines just how much work goes into donating and qualifying to do so. Have you been to 31pumpkinlane.com yet? Would you date Rob Lowe’s son? What […]

Can Pete stretch this topic out to an entire show? It’s a rambling one, where we discuss what things can be haunted, what makes something dead, and how magic is in the eye of the beholder. You’ll also learn where Bruce Lee is buried. Have you ever had a haunted machine in your life? What […]

It’s here: Oreo Coke. And we’re trying it live! After that, Marissa shares a bit about what orcas have been up to. You know, their trends. Is Free Willy just as deranged as Flipper? Is Oreo Coke a hit? What animal phrases do you like? What do you think of our unsolicited opinions on Jenna […]

We’re always sleepy, so let’s talk about sleep! We’ll learn about the woman who slept for 32 years, polyphasic sleep, and hibernation. Marissa talks about a nude man, Alex weighs in on flag politics, Michael shares Oreo excitement, Pete doesn’t like it when his legs touch, and so much more. More important than any of […]

Have you ever applied for a job and wondered if anyone looked at your application? What if you found out that the job didn’t even exist? Marissa tells us all about this disturbing trend. Pete likes Starburst water, Marissa went canoeing in e coli, and we both want Marissa to get work. Do you have […]

Listener– my uncle, mentioned at the beginning, passed away. This is a little haphazardly edited, but I’ll be back to a production genius next time. Anyway, I (Pete) cover the 2024 Olympics… pre-Olympics, I guess? Listen to this, then go back in time a little. What sport would you train a lifetime to compete in?

Marissa explores her experience and research regarding evangelism while trapped in a ride-share. Are these isolated incidents? Turns out it’s a trend, and one that’s not against the rules. Pete has no AC, Marissa has bugs, and we both have a fun time making this podcast for you. What would your Uber theme be? Where […]

It’s hot, summer’s here, and we’re talking about these monoliths that have appeared in the news and why no one has any good theories about them. Also, keep your eyes out of Marissa’s yard! Does your butt surprise you? Do you have any fun monolith theories?

This was supposed to go up 2 weeks ago. Sorry!! This episode we break the news that we’re going to bi-weekly (and not the twice a week kind). We also talk about how gross hot tubs are and why pigeons bob their heads. Did you think we quit? Who’s fault do you think this gaff […]

It’s a summer-style rerun of Marissa saying “dog” a lot. Before your next BBQ, get some knowledge to drop. Marissa goes deep into the case(-ing) of a division of the American Meat Institute. Later, she’s going to an Eagles game! Pete’s hanging in there and is excited for horror movie season. When will Marissa cover […]

On this special episode of the podcast, we talk about when things going into the public domain. After learning about some properties joining the public domain in the coming years, we pitch one another on how they could be adapted with the same grace and care as Pooh: Blood and Honey. Which is your favorite […]

This week, Pete curates clips from two classic episodes about birds. We’ll have a special new show next week. Do you miss us??

This week, we’re looking at the boob tube. HA! This is a funny podcast. Pete tells Marissa all about Onlyfans TV and all their safe-for-work content. Why did they bother? We don’t know! This is the first of a semi-hiatus that we’re taking. Find out more in the episode. Who would you pay to see […]

This week’s episode to the rescue! Pete explores what a real life superhero is and how you can become one. We also talk turn signal rage, Charlie’s Angels, and hero fashion. What would your superhero name be?

This week Marissa talks about hysteria– what it means, what people thought it meant, and how to treat it. We also talk about Marissa’s meeting her quirky ass doctor, us having weird neighbors, and catching the elusive uterus. Got any weird neighbor stories? Do you know where your uterus is right now?

Are you not an organ donor because you think they’ll let you die for organs? You’re not alone. This week Pete talks about stuff related to organ donation and how it’s okay if you do or don’t do it. Marissa isn’t grossed out, either. What an episode of surprises! We also talk about medical superpowers, […]

Marissa is a little sick this week, but she pushes through it to tell you all about the origin of adulting, what it is, and why it sucks. We’re talking about the word here, not the actual practice. We think about what words bother us and a less specific version of this story. What words […]

BY REQUEST! Today we cover Bean Dad of 2021. Pete goes from embarrassed about how much research he did to weirdly prepared for most of Marissa’s questions. We also talk Easter, the time of day, and grace. What do you think of Bean Dad? Can you use a manual can opener?

This week– the show we tried to do last week. Where does your poo go? What’s your doodie doing? All that and more! What’s the best travel method for pooping? What are you looking forward to in warm weather?

Technical challenges led to another lost show. Not since Unleaded Gas have we lost a show. It was a busy week all around and we didn’t have time, so enjoy two more women from history! Do you know how to fix Pete’s mic software? Do you want to take some of the load off of […]

Pete’s audio is still making him sound like he’s not laughing at Marissa, but he is. Like, at appropriate times. Anyway, he talks about some cool women from history, Alex tells us about pig butchering scams, and Marissa gives us an Oscars recap. If these women were alive, which would you want us to interview […]

This is a weird one. Marissa questions her abilities, Skype won’t pick up Pete’s laughs, and someone snorted dust. In the meantime, Marissa manages to cover a theory connecting lead to violent crime. Will she win you over? Who is Mother Jones?

What’s the deal with Brand Power commercials? You probably wondered that, but moved on like a normal person. This week, Pete explores the brand power of Brand Power. Pete buys a computer, Marissa gets a therapist, and we both drool over chocolate covered cereal. Have you been duped? How do you say reggaeton? Do you […]

This week Marissa digs into some of the failed ventures of that bad human who ran the country once. We also talk about food we’d marry, what cars Marissa would drive, and more Coke Creation exclusives. Did you get K-Wave? Do you have any icebreaker suggestions for us? Have you rated us in your podcast […]