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It’s like we never left! But we did, so thanks for still staying subscribed. In this episode Pete examines who writes highway/traffic safety signs, Marissa grows some fruit, and neither supports babies in hot cars. Do you know funny engineers? Do you know about growing things? How was our break for you?

We’ll be mostly off for June, but we won’t leave you without a nice special that updates you on several topics we’ve covered over the years. Would you go to work dressed as a furry and bite people you don’t like? Did you like this style episode? How do you feel about Spain?

Were you trained by the CIA as a child? One way to find out is by listening to this episode, where Marissa examines some tiktok theories that are somehow related to liminal spaces. Since recording, Pete is feeling betrayed by basketball. What do you feel betrayed by? Did you get hearing tests as a kid? […]

How can we live on after we’re dead? For the strange people who are interested in that, Pete and Marissa discuss some options that are happening right now. Marissa hates it, but she has fun along the way. What would you have called this episode? How would you like to be preserved? What do you […]

Marissa is here to talk about a French culinary practice, Pete is here to be horrified, and both will share which food makes them feel horrible. Plus, for the first time ever, we try a new icebreaker theme. What do you think of it? What do you want to consume whole? Are your bones crunchy […]

Pete shares his own conspiracy theory about how brand crossovers are contributing to the crumbling of society. Marissa’s not on board. A Michael and Alex call to check in, Pete fights about a toilet, and the universe is still against Marissa, bleeding her dry this tax season. What’s your ideal brand collab? How unreasonable is […]

Marissa gets to dive into a QAnon theory this week, one with intentionally crappy graphics and dollar-store masks. Pete’s there, too. Do you think conspiracy theories are whos, not whats, like Marissa’s subconscious? What did you think Frazzledrip was?

This week we sort of just move around the idea of subtitles or closed-captions. We can’t be sure if there’s a point, but we did it. Marissa’s fighting bugs, Pete’s doing laundry, and Alex is fighting his last name. What’s your favorite marching band instrument? Do you use subtitles/captions? Do you need a copy editor […]

The masters of inefficiency are here to talk about that silly new agency everyone’s talking about. Marissa has the flu, Pete is present, and you missed National Margarita Day! What’s your favorite chain restaurant? Can you do a South African accent? Are you a 14 year old efficiency guru?

Marissa’s sick, so this week’s episode is an un-paywalled episode of Pete Ruins a Movie. This Tubi Original is a silly ride, so enjoy. Synopsis: When  three women plot revenge on their exes after they are dumped before  Valentine’s day, their attempts to get even turn deadly.

This week we begin with a little song for our Patrons. After some catching up, Pete talks dolphins and how they’re messed up, just like humans can be. Or is it more terror per capita? What animals do you not like? Who’s responsible for gravel-snow on the sidewalk?

Well, well, well. We made it back (albeit a bit late)! This week Marissa tells us all the weird stuff about the cybertruck, the visual abomination that people keep buying for some reason. We catch up a bit on life, as well, so just hit play and we’ll do the rest. Do you own a […]

Marissa welcomes a special guest– her husband– to the show. Find out what they enjoyed about 2024, besides one another’s love. What are your picks for 2024? Any fun predictions for 2025?

He sees you when you’re sleeping. You know how? Drones. Join us for our holiday episode! Tell us in an iTunes review or leave us a voicemail/text at 570-POD-WAD-1 or email us at yallheardpod@gmail.com and subscribe to the show! Donate to our Patreon for cool exclusives and outtakes.

Sorry, everybody, but we have to dip into the archives this week because Pete’s tied up, but we have one of our first Christmas episodes. Plus, Pete ruins one of the silliest Christmas movies you can’t find to stream anywhere. We’ll be back as soon as we can with a new holiday bash! Stay tuned […]

Have you ever seen an ad with a superhero? What if the ad was a superhero? Pete explores a few titles and heroes that were made to promote a brand or product, while Marissa cringes the whole time. We also talk Miss Universe, Thanksgiving at Marissa’s house, and more. Which superhero would you like at […]

We try our best to keep the podcast afloat in the wake of the election results. How’d we do? Marissa talks about why we eat what we eat on Thanksgiving. Pete tries to derail her several times, but she’s a professional. What’s your comfort food? What happened in November that doesn’t suck? Do you dry […]

For a special edition Halloween episode, Marissa and Pete discuss the merits of Chat GPT’s top 16 Halloween candies and try to convince one another that their pick should move on. Our loyal Patrons helped break a few ties, too. Will your favorite candy make it to the Frightening Four? Who will win the championship? […]

Halloween is here, and so are Spirit Halloween stores! Pete digs into the business, the employees, and the movie. Marissa went to New York City, Pete heard a lot of Marissa instead of music, and both hosts tell you which classic Halloween figure they’d befriend or date. Have you seen Spirit Halloween: The Movie? Have […]

You think your sperm is better than mine? Oh, wait, it IS better than mine, according to some banks. Marissa fertilizes the egg that is our minds when she examines just how much work goes into donating and qualifying to do so. Have you been to 31pumpkinlane.com yet? Would you date Rob Lowe’s son? What […]

Can Pete stretch this topic out to an entire show? It’s a rambling one, where we discuss what things can be haunted, what makes something dead, and how magic is in the eye of the beholder. You’ll also learn where Bruce Lee is buried. Have you ever had a haunted machine in your life? What […]

It’s here: Oreo Coke. And we’re trying it live! After that, Marissa shares a bit about what orcas have been up to. You know, their trends. Is Free Willy just as deranged as Flipper? Is Oreo Coke a hit? What animal phrases do you like? What do you think of our unsolicited opinions on Jenna […]

We’re always sleepy, so let’s talk about sleep! We’ll learn about the woman who slept for 32 years, polyphasic sleep, and hibernation. Marissa talks about a nude man, Alex weighs in on flag politics, Michael shares Oreo excitement, Pete doesn’t like it when his legs touch, and so much more. More important than any of […]

Have you ever applied for a job and wondered if anyone looked at your application? What if you found out that the job didn’t even exist? Marissa tells us all about this disturbing trend. Pete likes Starburst water, Marissa went canoeing in e coli, and we both want Marissa to get work. Do you have […]

Listener– my uncle, mentioned at the beginning, passed away. This is a little haphazardly edited, but I’ll be back to a production genius next time. Anyway, I (Pete) cover the 2024 Olympics… pre-Olympics, I guess? Listen to this, then go back in time a little. What sport would you train a lifetime to compete in?