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Marissa takes issue with one of the most popular memes on the internet. Marissa has demon Christmas cards, Pete is trying to shed all responsibilities, and both say what they’d prefer as a snack if they were Santa. What would you like to eat 300+million times a night? Did you know that guy’s not Eddie […]

This week, we usher in December with some talk about an organization that wants you to rethink the holiday. We also usher out November with our Thanksgiving tales. It’s an episode full of fun, even if it deals with some sad areas here and there. What would be your new Thanksgiving centerpiece? What would you […]

This week we pick up with more sports. In hindsight, maybe this should have come out before Thanksgiving, but the topic will exist long after your gut is busted with turkey and carbs. Find out about the WFA and LFL, and also find out how Marissa can get involved. What’s the best food you could […]

This week, Pete sends Marissa into the briny jar of pickleball. People say everyone is playing it and everyone loves it. What did she find to corroborate or refute these claims? We welcome a new listener who called in, Alex updates us on a few things, and Michael Venos gives us a solid 20 minutes […]

Marissa begins this episode outdoors, capturing an airplane, observing child behavior, and reporting about her trip to Baltimore. Then Pete digs into the origin and trend of Live, Laugh, Love. What motto would you have in life? Do you own L.L.L. merch? In Marissa an ornery bitch?

Marissa craps all over American Thanksgiving while she explores the concept across the world. Pete talks Cleveland Cavaliers game breaks, we break ice over celebrities in paranormal shows, and we have a funeral plans update. Who would you pick to host a paranormal show? What’s the best thing you could imagine being served for Thanksgiving? […]

No, no– you aren’t dead. But if you were, what kind of hacks and innovations would be at your disposal? We also take four spooky calls and entertain every possible tangent. How would you dispose of a Victorian doll? What candy would you write off? Know any funeral innovations we missed?

Call/email your HALLOWEEN TALES by Tuesday to be included in our Halloween hoopla spooktacular: 570-POD-WAD-1 or shout@yallheard.meWho is stealing your glitter? What are they using it for? Marissa digs into the worldwide glitter shortage and offers theories about what could be going on before we do our own speculation. Plus: Mc Boo Pails, flowers on […]

Pete soars among the owls this week as he takes on a bird for Halloween. He even gets a pass on Marissa complaining about his interest in birds. This comes after we view more DALL-E pics, hear from Alex, find out Marissa’s new fashion haul, and discuss our biggest immediate fears. Do you remember Archimedes […]

Marissa takes to the digital world for this scary topic. Kids are being radicalized in a gaming platform. Also scary is the Kanye West fashion week statement, callers checking in, updates on ghosting, and Marissa opened a store: 31pumpkinlane.com. Did you buy anything yet? Would you live through a Cheer or Die test? What do […]

This is a long one. Before we tell you about the new merch store, we start the episode with some excellent AI artwork from Michael Venos: We also watch an Entyvio commercial, and then we get into the break-up trend ghosting. Hear personal experiences, some diversions, and a little game before we start plugging. What’s […]

Coming off of a disturbing meat episode, Marissa decides to make things new with a horrifying image that is taking the internet by storm. Pete tries to sound-proof his door, Marissa is leading her fantasy football league, and we talk about what food reminds us of reading. Do you think Pete could date Loab? How […]

Pete talks about meat falling from the sky and Marissa has a really, really, really hard time with it. Pete has loud neighbors, Marissa wants you to figure out your Google calendar, and Alex thinks if pumpkins make you happy, you go ahead and love your pumpkins. What meat would you like to fall from […]

Marissa talks about the sweet memories that pumpkins evoke and why people love them do damn much. Pete is a cyborg with no memories, except his gross answer for the ice breaker. We also talk about selling pumpkins, picking pumpkins, and feeling up pumpkins. What memories do you associate with pumpkins? You ever crack open […]

Pete will tell you all about the silliness of Weekly World News with some respectable sources and a game. Alex calls with weird stuff, Marissa longs for other people to be in quarantine, and Pete saw so many movies he can’t remember them. What publications have you started by happenstance? Would you eat a little […]

Marissa tells us all about what happened with that Batgirl movie, then she shares some more movies that will never be seen. Pete’s losing it because of the WNBA, traffic, and the Orphan prequel. We finish with small discussion about The Rehearsal. It’s a lot of stuff, but you can handle it. Who is your […]

A tired Pete examines an eccentric billionaire, while Marissa may be haunted by her clumsiness (she even falls mid-episode) and she’s already doing Halloween icebreakers. What would you invest in researching with billions of dollars? Are you friends with a senator? Have you seen The Rehearsal yet?

This week we lost track of schedules, so you get to go back to August 2019. Marissa returns from a getaway and Pete just can’t get away, but both divulge their amusement park plans in the icebreaker. Then, Pete tells all about conjugal visits and Marissa gets upset about it. Ever had a conjugal visit? […]

Know what you can do with your freedom? Eat stuff people can’t eat in Europe. You can live on the edge by eating dangerous, yummy foods, like Drumsticks. We’re both depressed, Marissa saw Pitbull, and Pete sleeps doing splits. Do you have IBS? Do you like Pitbull? Are you a patron already?

This week, after some talk of awkward calls, the Washington Mystics, and Gigli, Pete uncovers the history of the start-studded, one-season show Law & Order: Los Angeles. How is Skeet Ulrich not enough?! Did Pete answer the ice breaker with his whole topic? What weird thing have you found of your partner or roommate? Law […]

Marissa takes a wide view on the breeding habits of Nick Cannon and the possible reasons he may be making so many humans. Pete can walk again, Marissa is looking for Harris Berger, Venus wants you to talk about your pubic hair, and more. What’s your take on Nick Cannon? How do you kill lantern […]

Pete uses a recent CNN Business article as a jump-off to talk about personal experiences, trends, and changes in self-checkout. Marissa talks the sanctity of security doors, Pete fell down again, and we both scoff at CNN’s headline punctuation. Are you an APA expert? Why do you like your favorite store?

Spoiler alert: They are not naturally occurring caves, but Marissa gives you a stinky whiff of the cheese caves of America. Why do they exist? Who controls them? What are they? Marissa has all the answers, plus creepy neighbors, the movie Men, and more. Have you seen Men? What’s your favorite cheese?

Life happens when you’re not podcasting, and ours got too busy, so here is some content that would be on Patreon, but is exclusively on the main feed. If you like it, join up. If you don’t, tune in next week for Cheese Caves or Nick Cannon… Which would you prefer? Is this okay since […]

We take a spin in the old time machine, back to episode SEVEN of the pod. A nice episode where we reminisce over classic toys we loved and Marissa gets in a vampire lore battle at work. Were you scared that it was actually Halloween? What toys did you love?