Y'all Heard

For over 50 years people have wondered what happened to Dan Cooper. Now you don’t have to, because Pete has cracked the case. We talk about Law & Order Toronto, Marissa’s non-holiday wreath, and one of our Michael’s new project on Kickstarter. Have you seen ol’ Coop? Where would you set a Law & Order […]

Were you affected by the HBO Max original, Velma? If so, Pete is here for you to examine the show, what people hated, and whether it’s as bad as everyone’s making it out to be. We also cover Marissa seeing Blink 182, Pete being an electrician, and Alex supporting the hunt for McDonald’s pizza. What […]

Welcome back, to us and to you. This week Marissa tells us about some fast food controversies. We spend a while catching up from our Mother’s Day til now, and then we learn about horse meat, racist sandwiches, and a whole restaurant team that hasn’t heard of the KKK. What’s your fast-food-enstein meal? Do you […]

Do you think the world isn’t as kind as it used to be? There may be reasons for that. Find out about kindness today, from obstacles to challenges. There’s a pretty big movie mistake on Pete’s part, too. Be kind about it. Have you seen Slip? How kind have you been lately? Was Marissa drunk […]

No, no, no. You didn’t catch us with a rerun, this is the Met Gala: Karl Lagerfeld edition. Find out about the terrible man they centered a stupid-expensive party around. Also find out about Marissa’s tech problems, Pete’s fear of jury duty (he got excused!), Alex’s view on Trolls and work, and gritty reboots. What […]

After his first plan failed (now a Patreon exclusive bonus episode), Pete digs into his flagged internet sources to highlight three dumb things. And don’t worry, he saves the fetish for last! What video game would you want as a live action movie? Have you ever received wet mail? Is the phrase “to each their […]

Marissa is dreaming of better working conditions, so she’s going too tell you about some. She’s also telling you about why she’s tired of working the way it is. We talk about a Moshe Kasher run-in, product-based movies, and new shows on Amazon Prime. Are you burned out? Do you work outside of America? What […]

This week marks our second technical snafu over the 5+ years of the show. With only a corrupt recording left, we decided to rerun our most-listened-to episode ever… If you have heard the song, you can get some background. If you haven’t, you’ll hear it everywhere after this. It’s ‘Old Town Road’ day on the […]

What do Kathy Bates, Frankie Muniz, and Drew Barrymore have in common? Well, did you read the title of this episode? They all did mobile game ads. But how? Why? Well, we don’t know the answers, but this episode contains a little bit about the business that probably lends itself to an obvious one. Also, […]

What are podcasts doing for you? What are they doing to you? Marissa digs into the pros and cons of having people talking into your head all day. The show openings are getting rough, but we forge ahead through listener mail, awards shows, the existence of peanut butter rice krispie treats, and Marissa training to […]

Okay, the title is a little deceiving, but how could I fit the long title, “Y’all Heard about this woman who thinks she’s the missing child Madeleine McCann?” We spend about 20 minutes catching up before we dig into the Polish woman who believes she’s a world-famous missing British girl. Join us for a journey […]

Travel back to 2017 to hear our THIRD episode. We were raw even back then, talking about sensitive topics that affected us deeply. Learn about the terrors of sleep paralysis and the desperation of dull dreams and whether the word “suffer” can be applied to both equally. What was so fun about this blast from […]

Instead of one show this week, we give you FOUR! This is a preview of our Patreon shows, which you can enjoy for as low as $1/month (but $2 would be cool, too).

Make sure you eat before or during this episode. We don’t need any incidents resulting from our chat about hangriness. Hear our hosts experiences and often questionable reactions. Ever experienced a hangry situation? What’s your favorite minced oath? Is it okay if we take a break?

This week we welcome Richard to find out all about his time as a party Elmo. We talk about characters, spokespeople, and the craft of mascotting. Marissa is still obsessed with MILF Manor, Pete is having a bad day, and Richard pretty much rules. What product mascot would you change? Have you been a mascot? […]

Short title, long episode. This week Pete takes a bite out of liberal America’s favorite candy coated chocolates, outlining their history, varieties, controversy, and essence. Also hear about Marissa’s Valentine’s dinner, Pete the plumber, and the idea of warmer weather. Do food mascots get you horny? Have you eaten UK Smarties? What’s your favorite variety […]

This episode is fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Marissa digs into spontaneous human combustion, which sounds scary, but Pete strikes first with a terrifying-to-Marissa icebreaker! We keep it casual, so grab a coffee. What would be a great giant animal from the past? We know you’re hot, but have you ever burned alive? Do you celebrate Rob Thomas’ […]

Why do people go for the bad boy, regardless of gender? Pete digs into a few different sources to try and figure it out, with a few diversions along the way, like marrying or writing to inmates. We also get an update on Marissa’s brain and Pete’s phone, and try to answer questions on a […]

This week Marissa bites into the world of cheeses. Why do some cheeses taste different than others? If you know that answer, then listen for the laughs at the beginning and end of the show. If you don’t know, then you’re in for one havarti of a ride! Who should take on this M&M baggage? […]

For our audio heads who want to stay pure, this episode covers the act of babies racing. Who? Why? When? We also talk about watery salad, what gigs we would be good at, and a bit more on caviar. New this week: we ventured into a video of the show, but we didn’t really plan […]

This week we chit chat a bit up top about medication adjustments, Magic Spoon, Showtime, and Alex! After that, Marissa digs into the world of Broadway understudies, using her experience with MJ: The Musical as a way to get into it. Which movie that Pete described sounds the best? Did you know there are so […]

Pete starts off 2023 with the roadway nuisance that plagues tires and rims across the land: potholes. Can you do a whole episode on holes in the road? Heck yeah, you can! It’s time to bore the crap out of Marissa after we recap the end of 2022, make snack predictions for 2023, and reveal […]

Happy holiday rerun! Nick Cannon had his 27th child this week, so we throw back to July. Marissa takes a wide view on the breeding habits of Nick Cannon and the possible reasons he may be making so many humans. Pete can walk again, Marissa is looking for Harris Berger, Venus wants you to talk […]

Racism in the Rockettes or Big-ass Christmas Tree shopping? Let’s keep it light… Marissa digs into the enormous trees that get lit in NYC during the holidays. Get answers to the questions you didn’t know-ho-ho you had. What would your elf name be for yourself or us? What’s holding you back from the edge? Have […]

This year, instead of Santa is an alien, Pete considers if he’s a physical manifestation of shared belief. Marissa has a shrimp buffet in her freezer and cleaned with her craft sales. Phillip Peters knows how to say Brendan Fraser correctly and doesn’t appreciate People.com telling him he doesn’t. Did you fall asleep at the […]